I have something to confess

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I have to confess something to you all. I am actually an FBI agent, specifically a sleeper agent. I joined this forum under the guise of being a genuine user, but in reality, I have been providing intel to our headquarters in Washington, D.C. where we have established a department specifically for internet terrorism known as The OCIU (Online Counterintelligence Unit). It was first established during the rise of online extremist groups and terrorist organizations utilizing forums and online platforms for recruitment and coordination. Our focus was on monitoring and infiltrating such online forums to counteract the spread of extremist ideologies and prevent potential attacks.

Our unit first took notice of this forum during the COVID-19 pandemic when activity here heightened. We began monitoring the forum on June 16, 2020, gathering intelligence on its structure, key members, and potential threats. Afterward, I was chosen as the agent to infiltrate the forum on September 20, 2022. Once the forum's landscape was understood, the FBI created a cover identity for me tailored to fit the forum's theme and demographics, ensuring seamless blending. I then started engaging with other members, gradually building trust and credibility within the community by participating in discussions, sharing relevant content, and offering assistance or advice when appropriate.

My department facilitated my rapid rise to moderator status within a year through connections within the forum. This position provided me with a better overview and credibility while integrating into the community. Meanwhile, I continuously gathered intelligence on potential threats, illegal activities, and individuals of interest by monitoring conversations, analyzing shared content, and identifying key players. Throughout the operation, I regularly reported back to my superiors, providing updates on the forum's activities and any actionable intelligence gathered. Collaboration with other law enforcement agencies, such as the NSA, was also necessary to effectively address the threats posed by the forum.

I'm happy to inform you that the forum has now been cleared of any significant threats, and my mission has concluded. That's why I'm revealing my true identity, knowing there may be consequences awaiting me. However, the truth needed to be told, and I have done so. I hope you all can forgive me.

Also, @FBl, anticipate receiving a letter from the department next week regarding the imitation of a federal agency. We don't take such matters lightly.

@Gengar @NumbThePain_FoxH @Lmao @0hMan hope you guys will forgive me.
 
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I feel fucking betrayed
 
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Low IQ trolling is your only significant threat
 
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I have to confess something to you all. I am actually an FBI agent, specifically a sleeper agent. I joined this forum under the guise of being a genuine user, but in reality, I have been providing intel to our headquarters in Washington, D.C. where we have established a department specifically for internet terrorism known as The OCIU (Online Counterintelligence Unit). It was first established during the rise of online extremist groups and terrorist organizations utilizing forums and online platforms for recruitment and coordination. Our focus was on monitoring and infiltrating such online forums to counteract the spread of extremist ideologies and prevent potential attacks.

Our unit first took notice of this forum during the COVID-19 pandemic when activity here heightened. We began monitoring the forum on June 16, 2020, gathering intelligence on its structure, key members, and potential threats. Afterward, I was chosen as the agent to infiltrate the forum on September 20, 2022. Once the forum's landscape was understood, the FBI created a cover identity for me tailored to fit the forum's theme and demographics, ensuring seamless blending. I then started engaging with other members, gradually building trust and credibility within the community by participating in discussions, sharing relevant content, and offering assistance or advice when appropriate.

My department facilitated my rapid rise to moderator status within a year through connections within the forum. This position provided me with a better overview and credibility while integrating into the community. Meanwhile, I continuously gathered intelligence on potential threats, illegal activities, and individuals of interest by monitoring conversations, analyzing shared content, and identifying key players. Throughout the operation, I regularly reported back to my superiors, providing updates on the forum's activities and any actionable intelligence gathered. Collaboration with other law enforcement agencies, such as the NSA, was also necessary to effectively address the threats posed by the forum.

I'm happy to inform you that the forum has now been cleared of any significant threats, and my mission has concluded. That's why I'm revealing my true identity, knowing there may be consequences awaiting me. However, the truth needed to be told, and I have done so. I hope you all can forgive me.

Also, @FBl, anticipate receiving a letter from the department next week regarding the imitation of a federal agency. We don't take such matters lightly.

@Gengar @NumbThePain_FoxH @Lmao @0hMan hope you guys will forgive me.
this forum will now breed more incel shooters since it gone mainstream. More people are affected by Blackpill.

How can this site be removed of threats? You should have taken this site down somehow!
 
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Good thing I've been on my best behavior since Ive joined
 
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fuck
 
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I give everyone immunity i will take it from here
 
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Thought this was a copypasta but I looked up the text and don't see it anywhere. Wtf??

Ew Sickening GIF by Gerbert!
 
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I have to confess something to you all. I am actually an FBI agent, specifically a sleeper agent. I joined this forum under the guise of being a genuine user, but in reality, I have been providing intel to our headquarters in Washington, D.C. where we have established a department specifically for internet terrorism known as The OCIU (Online Counterintelligence Unit). It was first established during the rise of online extremist groups and terrorist organizations utilizing forums and online platforms for recruitment and coordination. Our focus was on monitoring and infiltrating such online forums to counteract the spread of extremist ideologies and prevent potential attacks.

Our unit first took notice of this forum during the COVID-19 pandemic when activity here heightened. We began monitoring the forum on June 16, 2020, gathering intelligence on its structure, key members, and potential threats. Afterward, I was chosen as the agent to infiltrate the forum on September 20, 2022. Once the forum's landscape was understood, the FBI created a cover identity for me tailored to fit the forum's theme and demographics, ensuring seamless blending. I then started engaging with other members, gradually building trust and credibility within the community by participating in discussions, sharing relevant content, and offering assistance or advice when appropriate.

My department facilitated my rapid rise to moderator status within a year through connections within the forum. This position provided me with a better overview and credibility while integrating into the community. Meanwhile, I continuously gathered intelligence on potential threats, illegal activities, and individuals of interest by monitoring conversations, analyzing shared content, and identifying key players. Throughout the operation, I regularly reported back to my superiors, providing updates on the forum's activities and any actionable intelligence gathered. Collaboration with other law enforcement agencies, such as the NSA, was also necessary to effectively address the threats posed by the forum.

I'm happy to inform you that the forum has now been cleared of any significant threats, and my mission has concluded. That's why I'm revealing my true identity, knowing there may be consequences awaiting me. However, the truth needed to be told, and I have done so. I hope you all can forgive me.

Also, @FBl, anticipate receiving a letter from the department next week regarding the imitation of a federal agency. We don't take such matters lightly.

@Gengar @NumbThePain_FoxH @Lmao @0hMan hope you guys will forgive me.
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please don't arrest me for posting nsfw pics of Crisick
 
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I work with the FBI too, no worries
 
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please don't arrest me for posting nsfw pics of Crisick
Actually, Agent Crisick held a prominent position among our top operatives. His guise as a professional CS:GO player served as an effective cover in the past. Why do you think he departed from the forum one week ago? The explanation provided was that his mission had concluded.
 
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A mod being an intelligence agent isnโ€™t shocking, so wouldnโ€™t be surprised if one of you are covertly handing over info.
 
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I work with the FBI too, no worries
What's your identification number? Is it possible that they've dispatched another agent to infiltrate the moderation team?
 
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A mod being an intelligence agent isnโ€™t shocking, so wouldnโ€™t be surprised if one of you are covertly handing over info.
Let me clarify the current situation. Did you honestly believe that you were secure on such a widely accessible website? We have the means to gather information as needed, and nothing can prevent us. Neither VPNs nor ad blockers can hinder our access. Thanks to the FTTVT patent, every government agent has authorization to monitor forum activity in the interest of national security, which essentially means continual surveillance.
 
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What's your identification number? Is it possible that they've dispatched another agent to infiltrate the moderation team?
901974. We would like to discuss this at the office
 
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901974. We would like to discuss this at the office
Save that conversation for Thursday, I'm hitting the club going Bohemian right now. This operation has truly exhausted me, mingling with these fools on the forum was draining.
 
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I confess I was recruited by the FBI also.

I was told that the people of this forum had very negative thoughts, ideals, emotions and its subsequent actions would be a great threat to societal functioning.

I was told, to promote the use of drugs in this forum to sedate people. Make them cope with their problems instead of acting out due to them.

And I get paid to do so.
I get paid for drug-positive experiences that I post, raves, and so on. The more comments, more views, more likes I get, it means I get more money.

I am sorry everyone. Just the way this world works. I need money to live.
 
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Alright, let me be frank. This was obviously a joke, but while it may seem like a jest, there's an underlying truth to this. It would be naive to think that you're not under some form of surveillance by a government entity.
 
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I confess I was recruited by the FBI also.

I was told that the people of this forum had very negative thoughts, ideals, emotions and its subsequent actions would be a great threat to societal functioning.

I was told, to promote the use of drugs in this forum to sedate people. Make them cope with their problems instead of acting out due to them.

And I get paid to do so.
I get paid for drug-positive experiences that I post, raves, and so on. The more comments, more views, more likes I get, it means I get more money.

I am sorry everyone. Just the way this world works. I need money to live.
We share the same sins brother.
 
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Save that conversation for Thursday, I'm hitting the club going Bohemian right now. This operation has truly exhausted me, mingling with these fools on the forum was draining.
I agree agent
 
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I want to clarify: posting anything extremely stupid here is not smart for your own sake. I'm honest here. Just post acceptable things. For your own safety and the forum. We will IP ban you straight away
 
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If only they could return home to recover from the pain, but most, if not all, are homeless.
Ik heb erge hoofdpijn de hele dag bhai. Vanuit mn nek en achterhoofd. Suifuel
 
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Ik heb erge hoofdpijn de hele dag bhai. Vanuit mn nek en achterhoofd. Suifuel
Dit kan mogelijk occipitale neuralgie zijn. Het wordt vaak in de nek ervaren en ontstaat door irritatie van een zenuw die van de nek naar de achterkant van de schedel loopt. De pijn concentreert zich rond de rand van het achterhoofd omdat de zenuw bekneld raakt. Een mogelijke oorzaak kan een slechte nek en schouderhouding zijn, evenals overmatige spierspanning als gevolg van stress.

Ook mentale stress, los van occipitale neuralgie, kan leiden tot hoofdpijn, wat bekend staat als spanningshoofdpijn.
 
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Dit kan mogelijk occipitale neuralgie zijn. Het wordt vaak in de nek ervaren en ontstaat door irritatie van een zenuw die van de nek naar de achterkant van de schedel loopt. De pijn concentreert zich rond de rand van het achterhoofd omdat de zenuw bekneld raakt. Een mogelijke oorzaak kan een slechte nek en schouderhouding zijn, evenals overmatige spierspanning als gevolg van stress.

Ook mentale stress, los van occipitale neuralgie, kan leiden tot hoofdpijn, wat bekend staat als spanningshoofdpijn.
Weer wat geleerd van deze leerzame informatie (niet sarcastisch bedoeld trouwens) Ik vroeg het me al altijd af waarom ik altijd hoofdpijn vanuit de nek heb regelmatig (cervicogene hoofdpijn) De oorzaak is een combinatie van de opsommingen wat er boven is gemeld
 
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Ooohh noo :00 but did you enjoyed ooouuuurr gaay conservationss inn our pmss ? (Hehee evil laugh)
 
Weer wat geleerd van deze leerzame informatie (niet sarcastisch bedoeld trouwens) Ik vroeg het me al altijd af waarom ik altijd hoofdpijn vanuit de nek heb regelmatig (cervicogene hoofdpijn) De oorzaak is een combinatie van de opsommingen wat er boven is gemeld
Ja, de hoofdpijn komt niet direct vanuit het hoofd, maar eerder vanuit de nek, waar de pijn naar het hoofd straalt. Je kunt een fysiotherapeut of kinesitherapeut raadplegen op aanbeveling van de huisarts. In ernstige gevallen kan de huisarts ook injecties met corticosteroรฏden (bijnierschorshormonen) voorschrijven. Heb je vaak last van deze klachten?
 
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Ja, de hoofdpijn komt niet direct vanuit het hoofd, maar eerder vanuit de nek, waar de pijn naar het hoofd straalt. Je kunt een fysiotherapeut of kinesitherapeut raadplegen op aanbeveling van de huisarts. In ernstige gevallen kan de huisarts ook injecties met corticosteroรฏden (bijnierschorshormonen) voorschrijven. Heb je vaak last van deze klachten?
Inderaad, en bedankt. Ik voel ook in m'n nek dat het vast zit als ik ga masserend ga drukken op de plek. Een soort beknelling. Helaas heb ik het regelmatig. Laatste keer was het in januari ook erg (de gehele dag in bed hierdoor) Het voelt wel echt super satisfying als je wakker wordt en de pijn weg is, en je voelt de napijn nog ietsjes. Ik heb het regelmatig met vasten (ik kon hierdoor vandaag ook niet mijn water fast voortzetten) Eten, drinken en paracetamol helpt wel. Maar ik voel het nu nog steeds
 
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Inderaad, en bedankt. Ik voel ook in m'n nek dat het vast zit als ik ga masserend ga drukken op de plek. Een soort beknelling. Helaas heb ik het regelmatig. Laatste keer was het in januari ook erg (de gehele dag in bed hierdoor) Het voelt wel echt super satisfying als je wakker wordt en de pijn weg is, en je voelt de napijn nog ietsjes. Ik heb het regelmatig met vasten (ik kon hierdoor vandaag ook niet mijn water fast voortzetten) Eten, drinken en paracetamol helpt wel. Maar ik voel het nu nog steeds
Ohja en slapen werkt goed (misschien de beste middel), alleen je kan niet altijd overdag even makkelijk in slaap komen
 
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Inderaad, en bedankt. Ik voel ook in m'n nek dat het vast zit als ik ga masserend ga drukken op de plek. Een soort beknelling. Helaas heb ik het regelmatig. Laatste keer was het in januari ook erg (de gehele dag in bed hierdoor) Het voelt wel echt super satisfying als je wakker wordt en de pijn weg is, en je voelt de napijn nog ietsjes. Ik heb het regelmatig met vasten (ik kon hierdoor vandaag ook niet mijn water fast voortzetten) Eten, drinken en paracetamol helpt wel. Maar ik voel het nu nog steeds
Als de hoofdpijn alleen tijdens het vasten optreedt, is de kans groot dat je een tekort aan elektrolyten hebt, wat kan leiden tot kramp in een spier van je nek. Het is belangrijk, vooral als je dagelijks niet voldoende drinkt, en als je dan ook nog eens gaat vasten, is het niet goed voor je. Ik weet niet tot hoe ver dit de reden kan zijn maar ik raad je wel echt aan de dokter te bezoeken.
 
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Als de hoofdpijn alleen tijdens het vasten optreedt, is de kans groot dat je een tekort aan elektrolyten hebt, wat kan leiden tot kramp in een spier van je nek. Het is belangrijk, vooral als je dagelijks niet voldoende drinkt, en als je dan ook nog eens gaat vasten, is het niet goed voor je. Ik weet niet tot hoe ver dit de reden kan zijn maar ik raad je wel echt aan de dokter te bezoeken.
Ja, elektrolyten is zeker belangrijk om goed te kunnen functioneren. Ja, ik voel een soort woestijn droogte met deze hoofdpijn en tekort aan elektrolyten. Maar een huisarts bezoeken kan zeker geen kwaad
 
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Ja, elektrolyten is zeker belangrijk om goed te kunnen functioneren. Ja, ik voel een soort woestijn droogte met deze hoofdpijn en tekort aan elektrolyten. Maar een huisarts bezoeken kan zeker geen kwaad
Ben je nu nog steeds aan het vasten?
 
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