I INTERACTED WITH A GIRL TODAY HOLY SHIT

[subhuman1996]

Today I went to church and once I left I saw this girl alone in the swings. Since I didn’t have anything do to and ABSOLUTELY didn’t want to go back to see my parents. I decided to join her and start talking a bit. Surprisingly she wasn’t being ignorant, dry or anything she kinda seemed to like conversation. So after a few mins of like talking abt each others I suggested we walk around the settlement. She immediately agreed. At first I didn’t have anything crazy in mind I just wanted to do some genuine interaction until now. This brilliant idea of taking her to those big hills behind the houses came to me out of nowhere. So thats what I did jfl

I suggested her we sit here and continue our conversation. Now here is the thing, she goes to my school. And since I am suspended for 2 days, I started telling her that tomorrow there is going to be school shooting and that she shouldn’t go to school for the next 2 days. I also started lying by saying that the nigga who got me suspended is the one who’s going to be the school shooter and she shouldn’t go advice the school abt it. She surprisingly believed me. Then once we were done, she started looking at the fjord like an autistic nigga and didnt rlly pay attention to me. So I left her in the hill alone.

 

[Tomorrow]

congrats man, happy for you

 

[cvii]

how the fuck do you manage to sell the bag that fucking badly

 

[subhuman1996]

how the fuck do you manage to sell the bag that fucking badly

Wdym I didn’t get can yall niggas speak clearly

 

[Tomorrow]

I started telling her that tomorrow there is going to be school shooting and that she shouldn’t go to school for the next 2 days

dawg what the fuck are you talking about

 

[Deleted member 178241]

mogs me

 

[cvii]

Wdym I didn’t get can yall niggas speak clearly

she actually enjoyed talking to you and because you were suspended for two days you decide to start talking about how some dude is going to shoot up the school??

 

[subhuman1996]

dawg what the fuck are you talking about

i got suspended for 2 days and wanted to prank her by telling her that tomorrow the guy who suspended me will come with a weapon and attack

 

[Tomorrow]

i got suspended for 2 days and wanted to prank her by telling her that tomorrow the guy who suspended me will come with a weapon and attack

epic prank bro, she's prolly gonna call the cops on you now

 

[subhuman1996]

she actually enjoyed talking to you and because you were suspended for two days you decide to start talking about how some dude is going to shoot up the school??

U wanted me to start flirting with her or something?

 

[Deleted member 1813]

What is this nigga saying i would not let him within 5 light years of my hypothetical daughter

 

[subhuman1996]

epic prank bro, she's prolly gonna call the cops on you now

Cop station in Qaanaaq is almost inactive

 

[Deleted member 178241]

she actually enjoyed talking to you and because you were suspended for two days you decide to start talking about how some dude is going to shoot up the school??

 

[subhuman1996]

What is this nigga saying i would not let him within 5 light years of my hypothetical daughter

Stfu no woman’s going to want to reproduce with u

 

[cvii]

U wanted me to start flirting with her or something?

definetly not tell her the schools getting shot up you retard

was she cute?

 

[subhuman1996]

definetly not tell her the schools getting shot up you retard

was she cute?

No and ur fucking crazy for thinking I should hook up with her or something cause she is like 8 and I’m 15

 

[Deleted member 178241]

definetly not tell her the schools getting shot up you retard

was she cute?

actual blunder. Most ND shit i’ve ever read today

 

[cvii]

No and ur fucking crazy for thinking I should hook up with her or something cause she is like 8 and I’m 15

well you couldve fucking said that you retard

 

[Deleted member 178241]

No and ur fucking crazy for thinking I should hook up with her or something cause she is like 8 and I’m 15

NIGGA WHY ARE YOU FLEXING TALKING TO 8 YEAR OLDS

 

[subhuman1996]

actual blunder. Most ND shit i’ve ever read today

What does nd mean btw

 

[FlotPSL]

Today I went to church and once I left I saw this girl alone in the swings. Since I didn’t have anything do to and ABSOLUTELY didn’t want to go back to see my parents. I decided to join her and start talking a bit. Surprisingly she wasn’t being ignorant, dry or anything she kinda seemed to like conversation. So after a few mins of like talking abt each others I suggested we walk around the settlement. She immediately agreed. At first I didn’t have anything crazy in mind I just wanted to do some genuine interaction until now. This brilliant idea of taking her to those big hills behind the houses came to me out of nowhere. So thats what I did jfl
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I suggested her we sit here and continue our conversation. Now here is the thing, she goes to my school. And since I am suspended for 2 days, I started telling her that tomorrow there is going to be school shooting and that she shouldn’t go to school for the next 2 days. I also started lying by saying that the nigga who got me suspended is the one who’s going to be the school shooter and she shouldn’t go advice the school abt it. She surprisingly believed me. Then once we were done, she started looking at the fjord like an autistic nigga and didnt rlly pay attention to me. So I left her in the hill alone.

are you white?

 

[kazama]

I didnr read all that shit, but congrats bro

 

[subhuman1996]

NIGGA WHY ARE YOU FLEXING TALKING TO 8 YEAR OLDS

I feel like u niggas forget there is only like 600 ppl in Qaanaaq in general imagine the chances of me finding a girl my age jfl

 

[Deleted member 178241]

What does nd mean btw

neurodivergent, basically being autistic or having adhd

 

[subhuman1996]

are you white?

No. isnt it obvious

 

[cvii]

No and ur fucking crazy for thinking I should hook up with her or something cause she is like 8 and I’m 15

also, why the fuck are you flexing on an incel forum that youre talking to girls when she's eight? and who thr fuck tells an 8 year old that their schools gonna get shot up?

 

[Deleted member 178241]

I feel like u niggas forget there is only like 600 ppl in Qaanaaq in general imagine the chances of me finding a girl my age jfl

doesn’t mean you should start going for 8 year olds nigga

 

[Terrortheplug]

Nigga what

 

[1blamedrako]

Now here is the thing, she goes to my school. And since I am suspended for 2 days, I started telling her that tomorrow there is going to be school shooting and that she shouldn’t go to school for the next 2 days.

Why was this necessary

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

girls arent real theyre jewish-controlled holograms

 

[subhuman1996]

Why was this necessary

cause some stupid nigga made me suspended for 2 days and it was for useless nonsense reasons

 

[subhuman1996]

girls arent real theyre jewish-controlled holograms

Theres no Jews in Qaanaaq

 

[1blamedrako]

cause some stupid nigga made me suspended for 2 days and it was for useless nonsense reasons

So you told her a guy is gonna shoot up the school for 2 days.

 

[subhuman1996]

So you told her a guy is gonna shoot up the school for 2 days.

Yes and once those two days passed I asked her if she could tell teacher so that the stupid retard gets expelled cause I’m tired of seeing his bloated chink face

 

[1blamedrako]

Yes and once those two days passed I asked her if she could tell teacher so that the stupid retard gets expelled cause I’m tired of seeing his bloated chink face

Whatever gets you pussy bro

 

[cvii]

Yes and once those two days passed I asked her if she could tell teacher so that the stupid retard gets expelled cause I’m tired of seeing his bloated chink face

yeah you need to be killed nigga stop talking about an 8 year old girl on here u weirdo

 

[subhuman1996]

Whatever gets you pussy bro

I’ll pass shes literally 8 or something

 

[subhuman1996]

yeah you need to be killed nigga stop talking about an 8 year old girl on here u weirdo

Stfu it was nothing crazy plus it’s common here in Qaanaaq cause there is only like around 130 kids

 

[Node]

Idiot

 

[subhuman1996]

Idiot

Explain?

 

[cvii]

Stfu it was nothing crazy plus it’s common here in Qaanaaq cause there is only like around 130 kids

I dont give a fuck where its common or how its common, you are on an INCEL FORUM talking about an 8 YEAR OLD GIRL

 

[GoErOnFoids]

What is this rollercoaster of a thread

 

[subhuman1996]

What is this rollercoaster of a thread

Some nigga got me suspended for 2 days FOR NO REASON SO I’m trying to get revenge from him

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

Kill her now

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

Some nigga got me suspended for 2 days FOR NO REASON SO I’m trying to get revenge from him

Oh hold her hostage in front of him but then kill her anyway so he feels guilt over this and is traumatized for the rest of his life

 

[Node]

Explain?

You fumbled hard

 

[Nei]

wowww

 

[subhuman1996]

You fumbled hard

Shes 8 nigga

 

[Node]

Shes 8 nigga

huh

 

[GoErOnFoids]

Some nigga got me suspended for 2 days FOR NO REASON SO I’m trying to get revenge from him

I read every molecule