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Imagine being depressed over this fucking shit.
It actually fucking sucked.
She sucked me off for like 15 minutes but I couldnt fucking get hard, then I put the P in V but I could only go for short periods of time because it would go soft again.
Anyways I came and then I left da bitch, I hope I never see her again because that shit was embarassing as fuck.
She was pretty ugly aswell maybe thats why I couldnt get hard.

I feel even more depressed now though because I thought I would like blowjobs but it fucking sucked (lol)

Atleast I am not an incel any longer (I guess?)

I'm sorry if anyone sees this as bragging but if you do consider it as motivation since I am an ugly fuck but I still had sex.
She was pretty ugly though, but I will forget about this and look forward instead.
 
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Viagra max tbh
 
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good job

maybe you were just nervous. it will get better
 
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Easily the most disappointing part with my escort was the blowjob. She performed well, but the feeling was so underwhelming.

It's one of those things I suppose is much better with validation, the female lovingly staring in your eyes as you thrust down her throat.
 
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Grotesque Subhuman said:
Easily the most disappointing part with my escort was the blowjob. She performed well, but the feeling was so underwhelming.

It's one of those things I suppose is much better with validation, the female lovingly staring in your eyes as you thrust down her throat.
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Yeah blowjobs feels like shit, didn't feel like how I thought it would.
 
Congrats bro, even if the sex sucked its worth it tbh. I wish I could get rid of my virgin stamp.
 
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weissbier said:
You are a virgin? I didnt know. How?


Next time brah, I thought I would come early but I could have went for ages.
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I'm bad with girls and shy
 
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It gets better. I also faced the exact same issues first time we fucked. And yeah, blowies are overrated as shit.
 
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weissbier said:
Imagine being depressed over this fucking shit.
It actually fucking sucked.
She sucked me off for like 15 minutes but I couldnt fucking get hard, then I put the P in V but I could only go for short periods of time because it would go soft again.
Anyways I came and then I left da bitch, I hope I never see her again because that shit was embarassing as fuck.
She was pretty ugly aswell maybe thats why I couldnt get hard.

I feel even more depressed now though because I thought I would like blowjobs but it fucking sucked (lol)

Atleast I am not an incel any longer (I guess?)

I'm sorry if anyone sees this as bragging but if you do consider it as motivation since I am an ugly fuck but I still had sex.
She was pretty ugly though, but I will forget about this and look forward instead.
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You're not a virgin anymore. This is your first step, be glad you lost your virginity
 
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Society, man.
 
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Ritalincel said:
Society, man.
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Ritalincel
 
blowjobs feel like shit because you cant rly control it and you are used to a hard grip from porn. pussys are also really soft but at least you can control the feeling.

stop jerking off and even if she uses abrasive paper u will cum from it
 
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In real life, I can’t even attract ugly girls.
 
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br0! did u fuck the granny?
 
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any back story? how did you meet? tinder?
 
cels me
 

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weissbier said:
not really landwhale but just bad body, anyways I have forgot about it already.
I just wanted to lose it.
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get ur cock hard again buddy boyo. time to slay that granny
 
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I lost my v card 3 weeks ago. Best day of my life. Gorgeous face.
 
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