I just bought a vibrating butt plug

[Xangsane]

Only because of age?

and the fact that it's all work work work from now on.

 

[Michael Myers]

and the fact that it's all work work work from now on.

On the flipside, you get a wife soon.

 

[Xangsane]

On the flipside, you get a wife soon.

Yay!

 

[Nims]

after fingering my bum

 

[Supreme]

Send this nigger to Afghanistan.

 

[Xangsane]

yes?

Send this nigger to Afghanistan.

Why?

 

[thecel]

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[Xangsane]

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Mmmm?

 

[Deleted member 24444]

Based I want to do the same

 

[FBl]

Technically speaking "MALE G SPOT" is in the anus, so its not gay

 

[anglecel]

 

[Deleted member 30552]

u eventually will get fucked by tranny, wait for it

 

[thecel]

Technically speaking "MALE G SPOT" is in the anus, so its not gay

negative-IQ logic because gay men have anal sex to do what? to pleasure the male G-spot.

 

[Psychophilly]

i look like ur avi irl

 

[Xangsane]

Based I want to do the same

It'll feel good

 

[Xangsane]

i look like ur avi irl

That's Patti smith

 

[Xangsane]

negative-IQ logic because gay men have anal sex to do what? to pleasure the male G-spot.

Straight men don't mind being fingered by their wives for pleasuring the male g spot ;}

 

[Xangsane]

Yes?

u eventually will get fucked by tranny, wait for it

No I won't

 

[Sprinkles]

what kind of plug do u use?

do you use it with lube?

 

[Xangsane]

what kind of plug do u use?

do you use it with lube?

It's a vibrating plug that will sit nicely in me. Looks very ergonomic. Remote controlled and silicone. Heated too. Quite pricey.

Maybe I can shop for groceries with my butt plug in? Or a next meeting with my gf to discuss marriage?

Yes, I'd use it with lube.

 

[Sprinkles]

It's a vibrating plug that will sit nicely in me. Looks very ergonomic. Remote controlled and silicone. Heated too. Quite pricey.

Maybe I can shop for groceries with my butt plug in? Or a next meeting with my gf to discuss marriage?

Yes, I'd use it with lube.

lol how does that work? is it small?

it’s a toy you just stick upside your ass ?

does it fit entirely?

is it shaped like BBC ?

 

[Xangsane]

lol how does that work? is it small?

it’s a toy you just stick upside your ass ?

does it fit entirely?

is it shaped like BBC ?

About my butt plug

It's quite pricey but I know it's worth it. It's silicone, ergonomic and will fit beautifully. It's remote controlled and can be heated. Maybe I can wear it to my next meeting with my gf as we discuss marriage, buying a home, holiday, etc. Or maybe shopping for groceries...

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[emeraldglass]

@emeraldglass Thoughts?

nahhh, this is your gayest thread ever.

 

[Xangsane]

nahhh, this is your gayest thread ever.

Why?

 

[Anchor_Ship]

Insane thread

 

[Xangsane]

Insane thread

Thank you!

 

[emeraldglass]

Why?

Cause sticking something up your ass is gay.

 

[Xangsane]

Cause sticking something up your ass is gay.

Not if a woman is doing it or if you're sticking something inanimate

 

[horizontallytall]

You should retreat completely from this forum once you become married and become more like Ritalinbhai. Reply sporadically to random threads. Recover post rep as well

Isnt ritalin justa bot?

 

[Michael Myers]

Cause sticking something up your ass is gay.

It’s also a major sin to commit sodomy. Even if it’s on yourself.

 

[emeraldglass]

Not if a woman is doing it or if you're sticking something inanimate

I disagree

 

[Xangsane]

I disagree

Y

 

[emeraldglass]

Y

Because the rectum was only ever intended to be used for expelling things. Other people are famous for anal sex. Namely gays. So you are mimicking them by forcing objects up your rectum.

 

[Xangsane]

Because the rectum was only ever intended to be used for expelling things. Other people are famous for anal sex. Namely gays. So you are mimicking them by forcing objects up your rectum.

I fantasise about my wife and I want her to do that with me

 

[emeraldglass]

I fantasise about my wife and I want her to do that with me

 

[Xangsane]

Yes?

 

[emeraldglass]

Yes?

NOOOOO, bruv. Its still gay even more if your wife does it. It makes you submissive.

 

[Xangsane]

NOOOOO, bruv. Its still gay even more if your wife does it. It makes you submissive.

I'm a switch

 

[emeraldglass]

I'm a switch

That's contradictory, you can't be this and the other. You are either the dominant one in a relationship or the weaker one. And you know what the man must be.

 

[kwacker777]

Isnt ritalin justa bot?

No its my alt

 

[Deleted member 1901]

wtfffffff

I hope he dies, jfl at this faggot. Ignoring him

 

[Xangsane]

That's contradictory, you can't be this and the other. You are either the dominant one in a relationship or the weaker one. And you know what the man must be.

You can be a switch!!

 

[Primalsplit]

Ha! I knew you were a faggot.

 

[Xangsane]

Ha! I knew you were a faggot.

Why? I'm not a faggot

 

[Xangsane]

@Grel Hellscream

 

[Primalsplit]

Why? I'm not a faggot

Why don't you consider gay marriage at this point if you like dick inside your ass so much?

 

[Xangsane]

Why don't you consider gay marriage at this point if you like dick inside your ass so much?

No, I don't want to get assfucked by an actual penis

 

[Primalsplit]

No, I don't want to get assfucked by an actual penis

"Oh no! Please don't! I'm an anal virgin!"

 

[Earth Dollar]

idk why niggas in here are acting like this is wrong. the male g spot is literally in the ass.

 

[Xangsane]

idk why niggas in here are acting like this is wrong. the male g spot is literally in the ass.

exactly