I just cracked the code to facial bloat (repost from offtopic)

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Two things contribute to bloatmaxxing. Salt and insulin. Everything else that you think is involved is negligble or its effect pales in comparison to these two.

High sodium + no carbs will NOT bloat your face
High sodium + low carbs will MINIMALLY bloat your face.
High carbs + low sodium will MILDLY bloat your face
High sodium + High carbs will bloat the FUCK out your face

Bloatmaxxing requires sodium AND a hormonal catalyst which is insulin, provided by blood sugar spikes from carbs.

Without spiking your blood sugar, your body literally can not hold enough sodium to bloatmaxx your face and will piss it out.

Side note: DO NOT USE CHATGPT FOR LOOKSMAXXING INFO. It is literally the "well actshually" meme. If you ask it if youre right or wrong about something, it will "correct" you 100% of the time. This is why it took me so long to get a conclusion for this. I had to do my own fucking research.

Your welcome faggots.
 
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Insulin is expensive, and the synthetic kind is very dangerous
 
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Two things contribute to bloatmaxxing. Salt and insulin. Everything else that you think is involved is negligble or its effect pales in comparison to these two.

High sodium + no carbs will NOT bloat your face
High sodium + low carbs will MINIMALLY bloat your face.
High carbs + low sodium will KINDA bloat your face
High sodium + High carbs will bloat the FUCK out your face

Bloatmaxxing requires sodium AND a hormonal catalyst which is insulin, provided by blood sugar spikes from carbs.

Without spiking your blood sugar, your body literally can not hold enough sodium to bloatmaxx your face and will piss it out.

Side note: DO NOT USE CHATGPT FOR LOOKSMAXXING INFO. It is literally the "well actshually" meme. If you ask it if youre right or wrong about something, it will "correct" you 100% of the time. This is why it took me so long to get a conclusion for this. I had to do my own fucking research.

Your welcome faggots.
Ma homie used chatgpt for basicly anything regarding lm when he started in Like November december 25 roughly
I always laughed and cringe now he isnt much better gets Info Not from threads from high iq users, or by studies, or by researching. NO now he gets his Info of tt and is still such a Grey faggot
 

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