I just explained Bonesmashing to a Maxillofacial Surgeon

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I just had my appointment with a Maxillofacial Surgeon to discuss a Bimax Osteotomy. As he was performing Cephalometric Analysis on my Skull X-Ray Pictures, he noticed that the right side of my Chin is more developed than the left side, whereafter I explained to him that this is because I spend multiple hours a day (for over a year) punching my chin (and applying pressure), so that it grows in accordance to Wolff’s Law and that I unconsciously targeted the right side of my chin disproportionately since I am right handed.

He was visibly distraught for the remainder of our conversation (Cagefuel) and asked me where I learned this. After that it became quite awkward. I kept asking blackpilled, autistic questions about Facial Harmony, different cuts and surgical techniques (such as Quadrangular LeFort) and about different racial phenotypes, their skull shapes and how surgical planning differs between them. 😂😂


As for his recommendations for me: After analysing my Bone Structure, he said that I’m not a Bimax-Patient at all and that a Rhinoplasty (to correct Dorsal Hump) or small Genioplasty (to correct Asymmetry and give a bit more projection) would be better aesthetically. He also asked whether I study medicine, since I am quite knowledgeable about his field. (He also showed me surgery pictures and videos of different cuts to explain the theory Jfl)

Inb4 “muh Bluepilled Surgeon”, he asked me about aesthetic concerns the second I walked into his Office. I can also show X-Rays and name the Dr.
 
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I just had my appointment with a Maxillofacial Surgeon to discuss a Bimax Osteotomy. As he was performing Cephalometric Analysis on my Skull X-Ray Pictures, he noticed that the right side of my Chin is more developed than the left side, whereafter I explained to him that this is because I spend multiple hours a day (for over a year) punching my chin (and applying pressure), so that it grows in accordance to Wolff’s Law and that I unconsciously targeted the right side of my chin disproportionately since I am right handed.

He was visibly distraught for the remainder of our conversation (Cagefuel) and asked me where I learned this. After that it became quite awkward. I kept asking blackpilled, autistic questions about Facial Harmony, different cuts and surgical techniques (such as Quadrangular LeFort) and about different racial phenotypes, their skull shapes and how surgical planning differs between them. 😂😂


As for his recommendations for me: After analysing my Bone Structure, he said that I’m not a Bimax-Patient at all and that a Rhinoplasty (to correct Dorsal Hump) or small Genioplasty (to correct Asymmetry and give a bit more projection) would be better aesthetically. He also asked whether I study medicine, since I am quite knowledgeable about his field. (He also showed me surgery pictures and videos of different cuts to explain the theory Jfl)

Inb4 “muh Bluepilled”, he asked me about aesthetic concerns the second I walked into his Office
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I just had my appointment with a Maxillofacial Surgeon to discuss a Bimax Osteotomy. As he was performing Cephalometric Analysis on my Skull X-Ray Pictures, he noticed that the right side of my Chin is more developed than the left side, whereafter I explained to him that this is because I spend multiple hours a day (for over a year) punching my chin (and applying pressure), so that it grows in accordance to Wolff’s Law and that I unconsciously targeted the right side of my chin disproportionately since I am right handed.

He was visibly distraught for the remainder of our conversation (Cagefuel) and asked me where I learned this. After that it became quite awkward. I kept asking blackpilled, autistic questions about Facial Harmony, different cuts and surgical techniques (such as Quadrangular LeFort) and about different racial phenotypes, their skull shapes and how surgical planning differs between them. 😂😂


As for his recommendations for me: After analysing my Bone Structure, he said that I’m not a Bimax-Patient at all and that a Rhinoplasty (to correct Dorsal Hump) or small Genioplasty (to correct Asymmetry and give a bit more projection) would be better aesthetically. He also asked whether I study medicine, since I am quite knowledgeable about his field. (He also showed me surgery pictures and videos of different cuts to explain the theory Jfl)

Inb4 “muh Bluepilled”, he asked me about aesthetic concerns the second I walked into his Office
 

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