I just got a fucking girlfriend (fml)

[Revan]

So there was this girl i was texted alot with last summer while i was in greece and she was back home, and we hung out a few times when i got back and like made out n shit, nothing to serious (no sex) and then things just kinda went away

A few days ago i found out from a mutual friend that she still likes me and wants to get with me, and I thought it might be a good thing cuz gf = sex = experience for the future, so i started texting her again and she asked me out pretty quickly and i said yes ofc and we met up yesterday and had a good time (NO SEX YET)

Pros: she sends tit pics, is pretty, is short, will definitely want to fuck soon

Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS

i just want her for a while to get experience so i can get into a LTR with my oneitis in the future

@Subhuman @Navity @coastal @Van what should i do??

 

[Mr. Squarepants]

Dont complain keep her

 

[iblamethatmtb]

if she wanted it you would have had it already just slay some ltb who will treat you like everything for a couple weeks and thats experience

 

[Chud1505]

shes half black

 

[Y30p]

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jfl

 

[bddcoper]

Yeah keep her im in a similar situation i just want someone in the background during my bloated gymcel arc.

Also I think women interfere with looksmaxxing too much so your ascension will get delayed since anything high roi likely has swelling/bloating/min 1 week downtime so don’t look for more girls rn if ur main goal is to get better looking

 

[Buddyboyo2]

gf = sex

Son what happened to romance

 

[petsmart]

steak 2 juicy

 

[_Nazareth_]

So there was this girl i was texted alot with last summer while i was in greece and she was back home, and we hung out a few times when i got back and like made out n shit, nothing to serious (no sex) and then things just kinda went away

A few days ago i found out from a mutual friend that she still likes me and wants to get with me, and I thought it might be a good thing cuz gf = sex = experience for the future, so i started texting her again and she asked me out pretty quickly and i said yes ofc and we met up yesterday and had a good time (NO SEX YET)

Pros: she sends tit pics, is pretty, is short, will definitely want to fuck soon

Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS

i just want her for a while to get experience so i can get into a LTR with my oneitis in the future

@Subhuman @Navity @coastal @Van what should i do??

Fakecel ramblings

 

[Revan]

steak 2 juicy

Steak fucking burnt

 

[Lamskiiii]

Don’t never react to my post again click on my profile or even comment in the same thread as me pussy

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS

canon event, she will fuck u up

 

[Arrlo]

So there was this girl i was texted alot with last summer while i was in greece and she was back home, and we hung out a few times when i got back and like made out n shit, nothing to serious (no sex) and then things just kinda went away

A few days ago i found out from a mutual friend that she still likes me and wants to get with me, and I thought it might be a good thing cuz gf = sex = experience for the future, so i started texting her again and she asked me out pretty quickly and i said yes ofc and we met up yesterday and had a good time (NO SEX YET)

Pros: she sends tit pics, is pretty, is short, will definitely want to fuck soon

Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS

i just want her for a while to get experience so i can get into a LTR with my oneitis in the future

@Subhuman @Navity @coastal @Van what should i do??

they are all annoying and have mental health issues

 

[Revan]

Don’t never react to my post again click on my profile or even comment in the same thread as me pussy

What did i do

 

[Lamskiiii]

What did i do

Talking about getting a girl? U was supposed to become of us in the loser club

 

[Revan]

Talking about getting a girl? U was supposed to become of us in the loser club

Im still an absolute fucking loser, just one with a girl ion even like

 

[Lamskiiii]

Im still an absolute fucking loser, just one with a girl ion even like

Na bro I dedicated my life to be a loser no girls no sex only porn about only fan subscriptions so fuck you and you’re a bitch

 

[Revan]

Na bro I dedicated my life to be a loser no girls no sex only porn about only fan subscriptions so fuck you and you’re a bitch

Im sorry bro please stop reacting with wtf ion get rep then

 

[GuyFromSingapore]

Kill yourself bastard. Wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[Revan]

@lemureater @prettyboylite

 

[kiltarox]

So there was this girl i was texted alot with last summer while i was in greece and she was back home, and we hung out a few times when i got back and like made out n shit, nothing to serious (no sex) and then things just kinda went away

A few days ago i found out from a mutual friend that she still likes me and wants to get with me, and I thought it might be a good thing cuz gf = sex = experience for the future, so i started texting her again and she asked me out pretty quickly and i said yes ofc and we met up yesterday and had a good time (NO SEX YET)

Pros: she sends tit pics, is pretty, is short, will definitely want to fuck soon

Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS

i just want her for a while to get experience so i can get into a LTR with my oneitis in the future

@Subhuman @Navity @coastal @Van what should i do??

Her dad gonna beat your ass nigger

 

[Revan]

Kill yourself bastard. Wish I had a girlfriend.

I got a girl merely because i have a good post-rep ratio, if you would just fix yours you would get all girls bro

 

[GuyFromSingapore]

I got a girl merely because i have a good post-rep ratio, if you would just fix yours you would get all girls bro

Sure thing.

 

[Lamskiiii]

Im sorry bro please stop reacting with wtf ion get rep then

Okay bro I will

 

[Revan]

Okay bro I will

And just start repping

 

[Lamskiiii]

And just start repping

Gold digger using me for rep

 

[Revan]

Gold digger using me for rep

Not only for rep (iykyk)

 

[Smirky]

just be straight up and honest, getting yourself tangled up in a mess is not pretty

 

[SoundnVision]

Just fuck her she's not gf material

 

[iblamethatmtb]

Kill yourself bastard. Wish I had a girlfriend.

accept hypergamy

 

[kiltarox]

So there was this girl i was texted alot with last summer while i was in greece and she was back home, and we hung out a few times when i got back and like made out n shit, nothing to serious (no sex) and then things just kinda went away

A few days ago i found out from a mutual friend that she still likes me and wants to get with me, and I thought it might be a good thing cuz gf = sex = experience for the future, so i started texting her again and she asked me out pretty quickly and i said yes ofc and we met up yesterday and had a good time (NO SEX YET)

Pros: she sends tit pics, is pretty, is short, will definitely want to fuck soon

Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS

i just want her for a while to get experience so i can get into a LTR with my oneitis in the future

@Subhuman @Navity @coastal @Van what should i do??

Bro she sends you tit pics it's going to be way too easy for you to have sex with her, but on the other hand, there's her father who believe me will do everything to stop you. You know, I used to be in a relationship with a girl who wanted us to have sex together, but her fucking father always found a way to stay with us and constantly watch us. The only way you can have sex with her is to take her home when your parents aren't there, and also try to be friends with her father (that's what I did and it worked)

 

[Lamskiiii]

Not only for rep (iykyk)

Can’t wait to see u

 

[Revan]

Can’t wait to see u

Cant wait to see u too

 

[iwannasleeponurlap]

So there was this girl i was texted alot with last summer while i was in greece and she was back home, and we hung out a few times when i got back and like made out n shit, nothing to serious (no sex) and then things just kinda went away

A few days ago i found out from a mutual friend that she still likes me and wants to get with me, and I thought it might be a good thing cuz gf = sex = experience for the future, so i started texting her again and she asked me out pretty quickly and i said yes ofc and we met up yesterday and had a good time (NO SEX YET)

Pros: she sends tit pics, is pretty, is short, will definitely want to fuck soon

Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS

i just want her for a while to get experience so i can get into a LTR with my oneitis in the future

@Subhuman @Navity @coastal @Van what should i do??

shut up lucky nigger

 

[Revan]

shut up lucky nigger

Get mogged by i_mogger

 

[iwannasleeponurlap]

Get mogged by i_mogger

i hope you never get one againa nd she leaves you

 

[Revan]

i hope you never get one againa nd she leaves you

Love you to mate, love you to

 

[iwannasleeponurlap]

Love you to mate, love you to

 

[Deleted member 168128]

Cons: shes half black, has mental health issues,

gg

 

[LaMuerta]

So there was this girl i was texted alot with last summer while i was in greece and she was back home, and we hung out a few times when i got back and like made out n shit, nothing to serious (no sex) and then things just kinda went away

A few days ago i found out from a mutual friend that she still likes me and wants to get with me, and I thought it might be a good thing cuz gf = sex = experience for the future, so i started texting her again and she asked me out pretty quickly and i said yes ofc and we met up yesterday and had a good time (NO SEX YET)

Pros: she sends tit pics, is pretty, is short, will definitely want to fuck soon

Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS

i just want her for a while to get experience so i can get into a LTR with my oneitis in the future

@Subhuman @Navity @coastal @Van what should i do??

Fuck the short shatty.

 

[Revan]

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I like the guy from your avi bhai swedish hero

 

[catboy09]

mirin nigga

 

[choppedpajeet]

happy for u fakecel

 

[Punjabi Waffen]

Pros

is short

shes half black

 

[Van]

So there was this girl i was texted alot with last summer while i was in greece and she was back home, and we hung out a few times when i got back and like made out n shit, nothing to serious (no sex) and then things just kinda went away

A few days ago i found out from a mutual friend that she still likes me and wants to get with me, and I thought it might be a good thing cuz gf = sex = experience for the future, so i started texting her again and she asked me out pretty quickly and i said yes ofc and we met up yesterday and had a good time (NO SEX YET)

Pros: she sends tit pics, is pretty, is short, will definitely want to fuck soon

Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS

i just want her for a while to get experience so i can get into a LTR with my oneitis in the future

@Subhuman @Navity @coastal @Van what should i do??

pump and dump tactic, if the dad touches you you shoot him

 

[Revan]

pump and dump tactic, if the dad touches you you shoot him

nigga her dad is 6’8 and around 240 pounds bro im fucked

 

[Van]

nigga her dad is 6’8 and around 240 pounds bro im fucked

it's not that serious twin

just do what you feel like doing

if things go south there are a lot of measures you can take to mitigate backlash

 

[coastal]

Cons: shes half black

 

[Revan]

pros: we would have tall kids

 

[prettyboylite]

So there was this girl i was texted alot with last summer while i was in greece and she was back home, and we hung out a few times when i got back and like made out n shit, nothing to serious (no sex) and then things just kinda went away

A few days ago i found out from a mutual friend that she still likes me and wants to get with me, and I thought it might be a good thing cuz gf = sex = experience for the future, so i started texting her again and she asked me out pretty quickly and i said yes ofc and we met up yesterday and had a good time (NO SEX YET)

Pros: she sends tit pics, is pretty, is short, will definitely want to fuck soon

Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS

i just want her for a while to get experience so i can get into a LTR with my oneitis in the future

@Subhuman @Navity @coastal @Van what should i do??

Fakecel!