I just got a fucking girlfriend (fml)

Revan

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So there was this girl i was texted alot with last summer while i was in greece and she was back home, and we hung out a few times when i got back and like made out n shit, nothing to serious (no sex:loliTriggered:) and then things just kinda went away

A few days ago i found out from a mutual friend that she still likes me and wants to get with me, and I thought it might be a good thing cuz gf = sex = experience for the future, so i started texting her again and she asked me out pretty quickly and i said yes ofc and we met up yesterday and had a good time (NO SEX YET:loliTriggered:)

Pros: she sends tit pics, is pretty, is short, will definitely want to fuck soon

Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS:loliTriggered::loliTriggered::loliTriggered:

i just want her for a while to get experience so i can get into a LTR with my oneitis in the future:Animedance:

@Subhuman @Navity @coastal @Van what should i do??:animeAutism:
 
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Dont complain keep her:bigbrain:
 
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if she wanted it you would have had it already just slay some ltb who will treat you like everything for a couple weeks and thats experience
 
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shes half black
1778507867876
 
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Yeah keep her im in a similar situation i just want someone in the background during my bloated gymcel arc.

Also I think women interfere with looksmaxxing too much so your ascension will get delayed since anything high roi likely has swelling/bloating/min 1 week downtime so don’t look for more girls rn if ur main goal is to get better looking
 
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steak 2 juicy
 
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So there was this girl i was texted alot with last summer while i was in greece and she was back home, and we hung out a few times when i got back and like made out n shit, nothing to serious (no sex:loliTriggered:) and then things just kinda went away

A few days ago i found out from a mutual friend that she still likes me and wants to get with me, and I thought it might be a good thing cuz gf = sex = experience for the future, so i started texting her again and she asked me out pretty quickly and i said yes ofc and we met up yesterday and had a good time (NO SEX YET:loliTriggered:)

Pros: she sends tit pics, is pretty, is short, will definitely want to fuck soon

Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS:loliTriggered::loliTriggered::loliTriggered:

i just want her for a while to get experience so i can get into a LTR with my oneitis in the future:Animedance:

@Subhuman @Navity @coastal @Van what should i do??:animeAutism:
Fakecel ramblings
 
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Don’t never react to my post again click on my profile or even comment in the same thread as me pussy
 
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Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS:loliTriggered::loliTriggered::loliTriggered:
canon event, she will fuck u up
 
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So there was this girl i was texted alot with last summer while i was in greece and she was back home, and we hung out a few times when i got back and like made out n shit, nothing to serious (no sex:loliTriggered:) and then things just kinda went away

A few days ago i found out from a mutual friend that she still likes me and wants to get with me, and I thought it might be a good thing cuz gf = sex = experience for the future, so i started texting her again and she asked me out pretty quickly and i said yes ofc and we met up yesterday and had a good time (NO SEX YET:loliTriggered:)

Pros: she sends tit pics, is pretty, is short, will definitely want to fuck soon

Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS:loliTriggered::loliTriggered::loliTriggered:

i just want her for a while to get experience so i can get into a LTR with my oneitis in the future:Animedance:

@Subhuman @Navity @coastal @Van what should i do??:animeAutism:
they are all annoying and have mental health issues
 
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Talking about getting a girl? U was supposed to become of us in the loser club
Im still an absolute fucking loser, just one with a girl ion even like
 
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Im still an absolute fucking loser, just one with a girl ion even like
Na bro I dedicated my life to be a loser no girls no sex only porn about only fan subscriptions so fuck you and you’re a bitch
 
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Na bro I dedicated my life to be a loser no girls no sex only porn about only fan subscriptions so fuck you and you’re a bitch
Im sorry bro:Sadge: please stop reacting with wtf ion get rep then:animeWow:
 
Kill yourself bastard. Wish I had a girlfriend.
 
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@lemureater @prettyboylite
 
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So there was this girl i was texted alot with last summer while i was in greece and she was back home, and we hung out a few times when i got back and like made out n shit, nothing to serious (no sex:loliTriggered:) and then things just kinda went away

A few days ago i found out from a mutual friend that she still likes me and wants to get with me, and I thought it might be a good thing cuz gf = sex = experience for the future, so i started texting her again and she asked me out pretty quickly and i said yes ofc and we met up yesterday and had a good time (NO SEX YET:loliTriggered:)

Pros: she sends tit pics, is pretty, is short, will definitely want to fuck soon

Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS:loliTriggered::loliTriggered::loliTriggered:

i just want her for a while to get experience so i can get into a LTR with my oneitis in the future:Animedance:

@Subhuman @Navity @coastal @Van what should i do??:animeAutism:
Her dad gonna beat your ass nigger👨🏾‍🦲
 
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I got a girl merely because i have a good post-rep ratio, if you would just fix yours you would get all girls bro

Sure thing.:rage:
 
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just be straight up and honest, getting yourself tangled up in a mess is not pretty
 
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Just fuck her she's not gf material
 
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So there was this girl i was texted alot with last summer while i was in greece and she was back home, and we hung out a few times when i got back and like made out n shit, nothing to serious (no sex:loliTriggered:) and then things just kinda went away

A few days ago i found out from a mutual friend that she still likes me and wants to get with me, and I thought it might be a good thing cuz gf = sex = experience for the future, so i started texting her again and she asked me out pretty quickly and i said yes ofc and we met up yesterday and had a good time (NO SEX YET:loliTriggered:)

Pros: she sends tit pics, is pretty, is short, will definitely want to fuck soon

Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS:loliTriggered::loliTriggered::loliTriggered:

i just want her for a while to get experience so i can get into a LTR with my oneitis in the future:Animedance:

@Subhuman @Navity @coastal @Van what should i do??:animeAutism:
Bro she sends you tit pics it's going to be way too easy for you to have sex with her, but on the other hand, there's her father who believe me will do everything to stop you. You know, I used to be in a relationship with a girl who wanted us to have sex together, but her fucking father always found a way to stay with us and constantly watch us. The only way you can have sex with her is to take her home when your parents aren't there, and also try to be friends with her father (that's what I did and it worked)
 
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So there was this girl i was texted alot with last summer while i was in greece and she was back home, and we hung out a few times when i got back and like made out n shit, nothing to serious (no sex:loliTriggered:) and then things just kinda went away

A few days ago i found out from a mutual friend that she still likes me and wants to get with me, and I thought it might be a good thing cuz gf = sex = experience for the future, so i started texting her again and she asked me out pretty quickly and i said yes ofc and we met up yesterday and had a good time (NO SEX YET:loliTriggered:)

Pros: she sends tit pics, is pretty, is short, will definitely want to fuck soon

Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS:loliTriggered::loliTriggered::loliTriggered:

i just want her for a while to get experience so i can get into a LTR with my oneitis in the future:Animedance:

@Subhuman @Navity @coastal @Van what should i do??:animeAutism:
shut up lucky nigger:feelswah:
 
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So there was this girl i was texted alot with last summer while i was in greece and she was back home, and we hung out a few times when i got back and like made out n shit, nothing to serious (no sex:loliTriggered:) and then things just kinda went away

A few days ago i found out from a mutual friend that she still likes me and wants to get with me, and I thought it might be a good thing cuz gf = sex = experience for the future, so i started texting her again and she asked me out pretty quickly and i said yes ofc and we met up yesterday and had a good time (NO SEX YET:loliTriggered:)

Pros: she sends tit pics, is pretty, is short, will definitely want to fuck soon

Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS:loliTriggered::loliTriggered::loliTriggered:

i just want her for a while to get experience so i can get into a LTR with my oneitis in the future:Animedance:

@Subhuman @Navity @coastal @Van what should i do??:animeAutism:
Fuck the short shatty.
 
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mirin nigga
 
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happy for u fakecel
 
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So there was this girl i was texted alot with last summer while i was in greece and she was back home, and we hung out a few times when i got back and like made out n shit, nothing to serious (no sex:loliTriggered:) and then things just kinda went away

A few days ago i found out from a mutual friend that she still likes me and wants to get with me, and I thought it might be a good thing cuz gf = sex = experience for the future, so i started texting her again and she asked me out pretty quickly and i said yes ofc and we met up yesterday and had a good time (NO SEX YET:loliTriggered:)

Pros: she sends tit pics, is pretty, is short, will definitely want to fuck soon

Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS:loliTriggered::loliTriggered::loliTriggered:

i just want her for a while to get experience so i can get into a LTR with my oneitis in the future:Animedance:

@Subhuman @Navity @coastal @Van what should i do??:animeAutism:
pump and dump tactic, if the dad touches you you shoot him
 
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pump and dump tactic, if the dad touches you you shoot him
nigga her dad is 6’8 and around 240 pounds bro im fucked:lul:
 
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nigga her dad is 6’8 and around 240 pounds bro im fucked:lul:
it's not that serious twin

just do what you feel like doing

if things go south there are a lot of measures you can take to mitigate backlash
 
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pros: we would have tall kids
 
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So there was this girl i was texted alot with last summer while i was in greece and she was back home, and we hung out a few times when i got back and like made out n shit, nothing to serious (no sex:loliTriggered:) and then things just kinda went away

A few days ago i found out from a mutual friend that she still likes me and wants to get with me, and I thought it might be a good thing cuz gf = sex = experience for the future, so i started texting her again and she asked me out pretty quickly and i said yes ofc and we met up yesterday and had a good time (NO SEX YET:loliTriggered:)

Pros: she sends tit pics, is pretty, is short, will definitely want to fuck soon

Cons: shes half black, her dads a giant so he WILL kill me, shes annoying and has mental health issues, and most importantly, SHE ISNT MY FUCKING ONEITIS:loliTriggered::loliTriggered::loliTriggered:

i just want her for a while to get experience so i can get into a LTR with my oneitis in the future:Animedance:

@Subhuman @Navity @coastal @Van what should i do??:animeAutism:
Fakecel!
 
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