I just got catfished by a foid lol

[trueteentriad]

okay, so I swiped this girl of tinder. And she honestly didn't look bad, just slightly above average.
And yesterday I was pretty druk when she asked me out of the blue if I wanted to come over tomorrow (today), she said she had a nice hottub and spa etc. So like any functioning teenager brain, I said sure.

So fast forward to today, I arrive at this bitches house, pretty nice big house. Nobody home but her. But the moment I lock my car and look over at the door, there she is.. CATFISHED she kind of looks like the pictures but way worse, idk I know im not tweaking now that im looking back at her tinder pictures..

atp idk what to do, cuz I can't just turn around and step back inside my car. so I just go ahead and tell myself to make it short. then I just follow her and go sit in the hottub, honestly pretty nice very relaxing, I had my eyes closed but this bitch just kept on yapping.

after the nice jacuzzi session I just texted my friend to call me with an "emergency" and went and got the fuck out there. mission succes. So what did we learn: never trust bitches

thank you for reading nigga

 

[literallytaxidriver]

Dnr, just grape her

 

[Bugmaxxed]

Dnr, just grape her

Dude This was HILARIOUS! I really hope you make funny comments more often I love greycels

 

[fantamaxxer]

mogs me

 

[annenisikeyim]

retard ass bitch thinking this is funny on god you have no reason to live go kill yourself bitch ass person bro i hope you die in a car crash i hope you get ran over by bulls i hope you get mauled by bears you mad me some mad i can kill you without thinking

 

[trueteentriad]

retard ass bitch thinking this is funny on god you have no reason to live go kill yourself bitch ass person bro i hope you die in a car crash i hope you get ran over by bulls i hope you get mauled by bears you mad me some mad i can kill you without thinking

 

[deformed subhuman]

Dnr, just grape her

Tuff

 

[rllyn1gga]

Everyone are catfishes on those stupid dating apps nigga thats y they r on there to larp and catfish and post selfies where they were 50 pounds lighter with a filter on or in the dark happened to me many times nigger

 

[KT-34]

Same happened to me, she had long hair in her Pics I meet her and irl she has shorter hair than me wtf

 

[veellxxx]

okay, so I swiped this girl of tinder. And she honestly didn't look bad, just slightly above average.
And yesterday I was pretty druk when she asked me out of the blue if I wanted to come over tomorrow (today), she said she had a nice hottub and spa etc. So like any functioning teenager brain, I said sure.

So fast forward to today, I arrive at this bitches house, pretty nice big house. Nobody home but her. But the moment I lock my car and look over at the door, there she is.. CATFISHED she kind of looks like the pictures but way worse, idk I know im not tweaking now that im looking back at her tinder pictures..

atp idk what to do, cuz I can't just turn around and step back inside my car. so I just go ahead and tell myself to make it short. then I just follow her and go sit in the hottub, honestly pretty nice very relaxing, I had my eyes closed but this bitch just kept on yapping.

after the nice jacuzzi session I just texted my friend to call me with an "emergency" and went and got the fuck out there. mission succes. So what did we learn: never trust bitches

thank you for reading nigga

most of the foids are like this adapt.