I just got catfished by a foid lol

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okay, so I swiped this girl of tinder.:feelsping: And she honestly didn't look bad, just slightly above average.
And yesterday I was pretty druk when she asked me out of the blue if I wanted to come over tomorrow (today), she said she had a nice hottub and spa etc. So like any functioning teenager brain, I said sure. :feelsautistic:

So fast forward to today, I arrive at this bitches house, pretty nice big house. Nobody home but her. But the moment I lock my car and look over at the door, there she is.. CATFISHED:feelsmega: she kind of looks like the pictures but way worse, idk I know im not tweaking now that im looking back at her tinder pictures..

atp idk what to do, cuz I can't just turn around and step back inside my car. so I just go ahead and tell myself to make it short. then I just follow her and go sit in the hottub, honestly pretty nice very relaxing, I had my eyes closed but this bitch just kept on yapping.:feelsshh:

after the nice jacuzzi session I just texted my friend to call me with an "emergency" and went and got the fuck out there. mission succes. So what did we learn: never trust bitches :feelsgah:

thank you for reading nigga:heart:
 
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Dnr, just grape her
 
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retard ass bitch thinking this is funny on god you have no reason to live go kill yourself bitch ass person bro i hope you die in a car crash i hope you get ran over by bulls i hope you get mauled by bears you mad me some mad i can kill you without thinking
 
retard ass bitch thinking this is funny on god you have no reason to live go kill yourself bitch ass person bro i hope you die in a car crash i hope you get ran over by bulls i hope you get mauled by bears you mad me some mad i can kill you without thinking
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Everyone are catfishes on those stupid dating apps nigga thats y they r on there to larp and catfish and post selfies where they were 50 pounds lighter with a filter on or in the dark happened to me many times nigger
 
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Same happened to me, she had long hair in her Pics I meet her and irl she has shorter hair than me wtf
 
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okay, so I swiped this girl of tinder.:feelsping: And she honestly didn't look bad, just slightly above average.
And yesterday I was pretty druk when she asked me out of the blue if I wanted to come over tomorrow (today), she said she had a nice hottub and spa etc. So like any functioning teenager brain, I said sure. :feelsautistic:

So fast forward to today, I arrive at this bitches house, pretty nice big house. Nobody home but her. But the moment I lock my car and look over at the door, there she is.. CATFISHED:feelsmega: she kind of looks like the pictures but way worse, idk I know im not tweaking now that im looking back at her tinder pictures..

atp idk what to do, cuz I can't just turn around and step back inside my car. so I just go ahead and tell myself to make it short. then I just follow her and go sit in the hottub, honestly pretty nice very relaxing, I had my eyes closed but this bitch just kept on yapping.:feelsshh:

after the nice jacuzzi session I just texted my friend to call me with an "emergency" and went and got the fuck out there. mission succes. So what did we learn: never trust bitches :feelsgah:

thank you for reading nigga:heart:
most of the foids are like this adapt.
 
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