I just realized I might be the craziest mfer on this entire planet.

[Mecha-Man]

I was watching this guy suffering from a gunshot wound to the chest as officers were trying to comfort and save him until EMS arrived and I suddenly just imagined what I'd be saying to the police officers if I was ever in this situation.

"Cancel that ambulance call... You sacks of fucking shit trying to send me a big ass bill."

I was like holy shit, I'm fucking crazy.

"Mfers, they gonna bill my ass for the ambulance trip, then they're gonna bill me for the bed. They gonna price gouge my ass... SHUT UP BITCH *coughs blood violently* Don't act like you give a shit about me, I rather take my chances than see that fucking bill."

Then EMS arrives I'd be cussing them "u mfers gonna charge me $10k for this trip eh? Oh I see u pulling out a fancy trolley, that's gonna charge extra ain't it . I swear to God I wish I could kill u all, just let me die u bastards!!"

Legit man, I don't even want their fucking help. With the bill they'll send me afterwards id have wished I'd have just died, holy christ what a shit show we live in.

 

[5ft2cutecel]

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I was watching this guy suffering from a gunshot wound to the chest as officers were trying to comfort and save him until EMS arrived and I suddenly just imagined what I'd be saying to the police officers if I was ever in this situation.

"Cancel that ambulance call... You sacks of fucking shit trying to send me a big ass bill."

I was like holy shit, I'm fucking crazy.

"Mfers, they gonna bill my ass for the ambulance trip, then they're gonna bill me for the bed. They gonna price gouge my ass... SHUT UP BITCH *coughs blood violently* Don't act like you give a shit about me, I rather take my chances than see that fucking bill."

Then EMS arrives I'd be cussing them "u mfers gonna charge me $10k for this trip eh? Oh I see u pulling out a fancy trolley, that's gonna charge extra ain't it . I swear to God I wish I could kill u all, just let me die u bastards!!"

Legit man, I don't even want their fucking help. With the bill they'll send me afterwards id have wished I'd have just died, holy christ what a shit show we live in.

Edgy ass nigger

 

[Mecha-Man]

Edgy ass nigger

When they charge your ass $60k for a hospital trip for 6 hours of their time come back and contact me so I can teach you how to apply a tourniquet yourself.

 

[5ft2cutecel]

When they charge your ass $60k for a hospital trip for 6 hours of their time come back and contact me so I can teach you how to apply a tourniquet yourself.

Js move to Europe