I literally just heard my parents having sex

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Lmaoooooo
I heard my mom moan
And i didn't know wtf was up
So i listened and now they re moving in the bed or something :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Okay i think they finished, that was quick...
Cuck dad tbh my mom prob didn't even feel anything
Noe i see why she cheated on him :lasereyes::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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Holy shit, keep reporting live
 
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Holy shit, keep reporting live
Now i can't sleep 😑😑😑😑
They're probably gonna take a shower now or something
I just heard the sink tap running
 
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Now i can't sleep 😑😑😑😑
They're probably gonna take a shower now or something
I just heard the sink tap running
Sorry to hear that, luckily havent caught my parents doing ts yet
 
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Sorry to hear that, luckily havent caught my parents doing ts yet
Nah its okay i caught them before
A lot of times actually :lul:
Idrc since im kind of ignoring them rn
 
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Should've joined in.
 
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WTH is ur life

 
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Lmaoooooo
I heard my mom moan
And i didn't know wtf was up
So i listened and now they re moving in the bed or something :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Okay i think they finished, that was quick...
Cuck dad tbh my mom prob didn't even feel anything
Noe i see why she cheated on him :lasereyes::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Made my hour πŸ˜‚
 
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WTH is ur life

Dream life :love:
 
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Lmaoooooo
I heard my mom moan
And i didn't know wtf was up
So i listened and now they re moving in the bed or something :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Okay i think they finished, that was quick...
Cuck dad tbh my mom prob didn't even feel anything
Noe i see why she cheated on him :lasereyes::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Dude I experienced ts too. Its fucking tramautic. When I hear breathing at night like I fucking get ready to close my ears to hear this shit.

Fucking brootal. Shitty parents have 0 regards and probably know their kids can hear them fucking but just dont care. Fuck those fucking niggers
 
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Now i can't sleep 😑😑😑😑
They're probably gonna take a shower now or something
I just heard the sink tap running
Dude hwy tf are u so reletable :lul::lul: are u my neighbour nigga? The tap running is iconic, and then when i hear the shower blarring super loud i get a sigh of relief cuz i know it finally stopped.
 
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Lmaoooooo
I heard my mom moan
And i didn't know wtf was up
So i listened and now they re moving in the bed or something :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Okay i think they finished, that was quick...
Cuck dad tbh my mom prob didn't even feel anything
Noe i see why she cheated on him :lasereyes::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Your gonna be a super cuck
 
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Lmaoooooo
I heard my mom moan
And i didn't know wtf was up
So i listened and now they re moving in the bed or something :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Okay i think they finished, that was quick...
Cuck dad tbh my mom prob didn't even feel anything
Noe i see why she cheated on him :lasereyes::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
YEp your mom cheated on yo dad with me :what:
 
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Dude I experienced ts too. Its fucking tramautic. When I hear breathing at night like I fucking get ready to close my ears to hear this shit.

Fucking brootal. Shitty parents have 0 regards and probably know their kids can hear them fucking but just dont care. Fuck those fucking niggers
Idrc bro i find it funny
 
brutal

glad this shit hasnt happened to me yet
 
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happens to me too sometimes , I kinda freak out but I manage to go back to my shit
 
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Lmaoooooo
I heard my mom moan
And i didn't know wtf was up
So i listened and now they re moving in the bed or something :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Okay i think they finished, that was quick...
Cuck dad tbh my mom prob didn't even feel anything
Noe i see why she cheated on him :lasereyes::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Why did you make this thread vro πŸ’”
 
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indeed lmfao I get super annoyed because they cant be quiet while I am doing some shit
I wasn't really doing anything i was just in bed on org listening to music :ogre:
Msybe rhay thought i was sleeping, but no sleep for my nigger incel life
 
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Lmaoooooo
I heard my mom moan
And i didn't know wtf was up
So i listened and now they re moving in the bed or something :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Okay i think they finished, that was quick...
Cuck dad tbh my mom prob didn't even feel anything
Noe i see why she cheated on him :lasereyes::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
When I was like 7 or 8 I caught my mom sucking my dads dick. Didn't know what was that at the time, learned later lmao. Also heard them fuck many times lol.
 
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I strive to have a chad household one day where I fuck my wife often and my sons fuck random girls all the time as well.

The only problem is the daughters in this situation so idk how to handle that cos they obv arent fucking
 
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When I was like 7 or 8 I caught my mom sucking my dads dick. Didn't know what was that at the time, learned later lmao. Also heard them fuck many times lol.
Over for us familycels :ogre::lul:
 
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I strive to have a chad household one day where I fuck my wife often and my sons fuck random girls all the time as well.

The only problem is the daughters in this situation so idk how to handle that cos they obv arent fucking
Fuck her too
 
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Look on the bright side your parents are not dead bedroom
 
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Look on the bright side your parents are not dead bedroom
Yeah, it could've been worse, like hearing her fuck some tyrone bbc
I'd go in there and fucking kill them both
 
Yeah, it could've been worse, like hearing her fuck some tyrone bbc
I'd go in there and fucking kill them both
as a child mike tyson would "sleep" in the same bed as his mum while she got fucked by random guys
 
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as a child mike tyson would "sleep" in the same bed as his mum while she got fucked by random guys
Dude I'd fucking stab them to death or something :lul:
 
It's so disgusting. People should only do it for kids
 
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Lmaoooooo
I heard my mom moan
And i didn't know wtf was up
So i listened and now they re moving in the bed or something :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Okay i think they finished, that was quick...
Cuck dad tbh my mom prob didn't even feel anything
Noe i see why she cheated on him :lasereyes::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
How old are your parents ? Mine had me in teen years and even to this current day i still hear them going at it sometimes, last year i walked in on them doing it :feelswhy:
 
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Your inkwell ass probably got hard hearing that didn’t you
 
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How old are your parents ? Mine had me in teen years and even to this current day i still hear them going at it sometimes, last year i walked in on them doing it :feelswhy:
Brutal boyo, how old are they now?
 
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How old are your parents ? Mine had me in teen years and even to this current day i still hear them going at it sometimes, last year i walked in on them doing it :feelswhy:
Idek bro :lul: around 50s i think
 
Brutal boyo, how old are they now?
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They hate each other too havent seen them show affection in ages, they often scream attack each other smash shit up etc yet I still somehow hear them doing it once a month or so
 
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They hate each other too havent seen them show affection in ages, they often scream attack each other smash shit up etc yet I still somehow hear them doing it once a month or so
Yeah bro same
They cheated on one another but for soeme reason still have sex
 
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They hate each other too havent seen them show affection in ages, they often scream attack each other smash shit up etc yet I still somehow hear them doing it once a month or so
Same for me, except they prob haven’t done it in 5 years and sleep in different rooms :feelskek:
 
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It's a web comic, if you're interested, about an Indian teen who sees his parents having sex, it's pretty much the same situation you are in...
I see whatya did there
 
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