UMIRINBRAH?
KING OF ORG (4th Acc Since 2024)
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My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm twenty-seven years old.
I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine.
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches.
I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction.
But there is no real me, only an entity. Something illusory.
And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours...
maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are comparable...
I simply am not there.
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