I masturbated 5x while being awake for 31 hours, AMA

[Gengar]

I ain’t even tired.

 

[dimorphism]

Battlefield or COD

 

[Deleted member 23558]

You must feel soulless

 

[Deleted member 24938]

what drug was you on

 

[Gengar]

Battlefield or COD

Why I stayed up? I didn’t get tired throughout the night, that’s why.

 

[Gengar]

You must feel soulless

I’m dead inside but this doesn’t affect me if that’s what you’re saying.

 

[Wallenberg]

Battlefield or COD

csgo

 

[Gengar]

what drug was you on

No drugs. I am Islamic. I did acid last year but after that bad trip I quit. But that was because I heard it helps with depression. It sorta did. But the brain fry sucks balls.

 

[Gengar]

Battlefield or COD

Ok nvm. I go with CoD. Used to play it in high school with classmates. Was fun.

 

[Gengar]

csgo

Shut up bitch go create your own AMA if you wanna answer questions.

 

[Deleted member 16960]

Can muslims jack off

 

[Reiraku]

what did you fap to?

 

[Gengar]

Can muslims jack off

In the words of a mutt president; Yes we can!

 

[Gengar]

In the words of a mutt president; Yes we can!

But under certain conditions. You have to be single. Or you are married but your wife is far away. But watching porn is not allowed. And I do that.

 

[Gengar]

what did you fap to?

Oh nothing, just some British Broadcasting Channel videos.

 

[Deleted member 24278]

You probably feel like roping

 

[Gengar]

You probably feel like roping

Not at all. I feel great. And I’m still energetic.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

 

[malicieusss]

What are your goals for next week

 

[Gengar]

Thanks bhai!

 

[Gengar]

What are your goals for next week

I am a NEET so I will just hopefully work more than I have done this week. I might also hang out with some friends. Haven’t left the house in weeks. I lost count.

 

[Deleted member 19174]

Good shit bhai. I’ve jerked off around 15 times the past 5 days

 

[Gengar]

Good shit bhai. I’ve jerked off around 15 times the past 5 days

Awesome bhai. I probably think it’s best to limit it to once a day though. Or taking a break for a few days so you can shoot a huge load again.

 

[Deleted member 19174]

Awesome bhai. I probably think it’s best to limit it to once a day though. Or taking a break for a few days so you can shoot a huge load again.

True. This isn’t my usually amount, as I have covid and I’ve been forced to not leave my dorm for the past 5 days.

 

[Gengar]

True. This isn’t my usually amount, as I have covid and I’ve been forced to not leave my dorm for the past 5 days.

Get better soon bhai. What’s your record in one day?

 

[Deleted member 19174]

Get better soon bhai. What’s your record in one day?

Was never able to do more than 5 in a day.

 

[Solar]

enjoy your terrifying prolactin and terrible testosterone levels

 

[Gengar]

Was never able to do more than 5 in a day.

So I fully identified as you today? Nice. High five.

 

[Gengar]

enjoy your terrifying prolactin and terrible testosterone levels

What will happen according to your bhaiscience?

 

[Zeruel]

 

[Gengar]

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What do you mean, incel? I had sex five times with my hand today.

 

[Solar]

What will happen according to your bhaiscience?

If you keep it up with that coomer lifestyle you will get soy hormone levels

but tbh it was overexaggerated, if you stop cooming you will recover in a 1 or 2

 

[Deleted member 22099]

Do you think it is too late to reach my genetic potential? Today my mom spouted a huge rant about how lying in bed all day makes me weak and I will be prone to osteoporosis when I'm older. It got me thinking about how maybe due to years of very bad habits it's literally impossible for me to become strong and fit. I stopped doing sports at like 13 and have just been permarotting; eating junk food and chainsmoking since. I fear that I have destroyed my body and mind too far for it to have began for me.
Is it over?
I'm nearly 18