i masturbated to a dream monster

[alurmo]

these couple of months ive been incredibaly horny (sign of high t) and ive been a little scared to talk abt this dream but a couple of days ago but i had a dream where i was in the corner of my room and i saw a figure in the opposite corner and in my dream it was a little fuzzy but i could kinda see what i was looking at. The figure i was looking at was a witch with deformities and everything

After that fact i did get a little scared at first but then i started to just laugh at the witch's deformities and then i screamed at her saying "what do u want ugly ass whore, might as well suck my dick if ur in my room". After i said that i just pulled my dick out and masturbated in her direction, then I stood up and told her "get on ur knees bitch" and she started to suck my dick, but after a couple of seconds i woke up in my room sweaty and with a high heart rate and jizz inside my pants.

i cant believe i just confessed this shit jfl

 

[n9wiff]

i just pulled my dick out and masturbated in her direction

Indians when tourist :

 

[AOL]

Born to be a Satanist

 

[alurmo]

Born to be a Satanist

idk if i will see this witch again but i think if i didnt masturbate or pull my dick out my dream wouldve became a nightmare and i would be running away from the witch

 

[handsomegrapist]

Shit happens no big deal

 

[alurmo]

Shit happens no big deal

is this shit normal tho
bc my dreams are just lustfeul
i even have a dream gf

 

[LightStruck]

Find god

 

[handsomegrapist]

is this shit normal tho
bc my dreams are just lustfeul
i even have a dream gf

Probably not
I saw dream about women and I woke up
I was so horny
I masturbated while I was half asleep
Shit happens who cares

 

[alurmo]

Find god

frl man
imma need to get to that but when i said "demon" i meant the dream monsters and shit like that not satanic shit

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

thats so hot wtf how ugly was she

 

[LightStruck]

frl man
imma need to get to that but when i said "demon" i meant the dream monsters and shit like that not satanic shit

Oh fuck lmfao, thought bro was in some voodoo shit

 

[alurmo]

thats so hot wtf how ugly was she

she had like wrinkles and shit with the hooked nose and that hat
basically a textbook witch that u would see in movies and shit

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

she had like wrinkles and shit with the hooked nose and that hat
basically a textbook witch that u would see in movies and shit

how did u convince her to fuck

 

[alurmo]

how did u convince her to fuck

its my dream so convinced myself that shes not that scary first of all and i took control of the dream and straight up told her that she should get down and suck my dick and she did

 

[Kanye West's Cousin]

is this shit normal tho
bc my dreams are just lustfeul
i even have a dream gf

Dreams just seem to occur randomly, one night I dreamt that some zombie gal was sucking me off, and her cheek was rotted away so there was a hole there and I was thrusting my dick insider her mouth outside that cheek hole. It's not like I find zombies sexy it was just an odd sex dream.

 

[alurmo]

bump

 

[Imretarded?]

its my dream so convinced myself that shes not that scary first of all and i took control of the dream and straight up told her that she should get down and suck my dick and she did

You're a lucid dreamer now

 

[alurmo]

You're a lucid dreamer now

its better than having to deal with irl foids jfl

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

is this shit normal tho
bc my dreams are just lustfeul
i even have a dream gf

Bruh are you dreams really that vibrant

Are you also high iq autistic and insane by chance?

 

[Imretarded?]

its better than having to deal with irl foids jfl

Try summon her on your next dream. Maybe get an orgy going with various monster girls.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Try summon her on your next dream. Maybe get an orgy going with various monster girls.

It was a monster mash!

 

[alurmo]

Bruh are you dreams really that vibrant

Are you also high iq autistic and insane by chance?

i get vivid dreams sometimes
i mostly get vivid dreams bc i write them down
some people have said im a little aspie but im not a autist jfl

 

[Juandigomigo22]

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

i get vivid dreams sometimes
i mostly get vivid dreams bc i write them down
some people have said im a little aspie but im not a autist jfl

Allow me to do a reading on your birthday to look for insanity values

 

[Imretarded?]

It was a monster mash!

@alurmo lets all try activate our spiritual powers and use our dreams as a conduit for summoning a succubus in real life.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

@alurmo lets all try activate our spiritual powers and use our dreams as a conduit for summoning a succubus in real life.

how would we share her, we live across the world

Group dream orgy, we all manifest her and each other for gangbang!

Okay. Go to sleep... NOW

 

[Imretarded?]

Hoe would we share her, we live across the world

Group dream orgy, we all manifest her and each other for gangbang!

Okay. Go to sleep... NOW

Nigga i woke up 2 hours ago.

But we should try it ngl. Get high too.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Nigga i woke up 2 hours ago.

But we should try it ngl. Get high too.

I'm always high that's why I can never dream

No fantasy gf for me

 

[Imretarded?]

I'm always high that's why I can never dream

No fantasy gf for me

How does @alurmo do it? I always dream of killing people. I never get ones of witches sucking my cock

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

How does @alurmo do it? I always dream of killing people. I never get ones of witches sucking my cock

He sent me his bday he has main character numbers we are just chopped liver it's over I knew it

 

[Imretarded?]

He sent me his bday he has main character numbers we are just chopped liver it's over I knew it

im gonna dream of fucking a jewish woman tbh

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

im gonna dream of fucking a jewish woman tbh
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Where I'm from we call that a nightmare

Kaballah maxxed asf

 

[Entschuldigung]

Where's the monster

 

[Imretarded?]

Where I'm from we call that a nightmare

Kaballah maxxed asf

im gonna have one scary nightmare

 

[gigell]

Reminds me when in a dream , I was on a bouncy castle and I saw my old teacher topless and we kissed