I NEED GOYSLOP

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not__cel

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Goyslop needs you.
 
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Hi im goyslop im here
 
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I didn't indulge in my daily McDonald's slop today bcuz it's pouring outside :feelsrope: Yahweh will not be pleased saar
 
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I didn't indulge in my daily McDonald's slop today bcuz it's pouring outside :feelsrope: Yahweh will not be pleased saar
You eat McDonald’s daily? Goddamn I can imagine the fat slob you must be. Mirin. What do you usually get? Any beef burgers to make the dindus seethe? :owo:
 
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you don’t need goyslop you need a purpose. sitting there foaming at the mouth for seed oil nuggets like it’s divine nourishment. your ancestors hunted mammoths and you’re out here begging for a reconstituted chicken patty and aspartame. congratulations bro you’ve achieved soy ascension — first man to reach enlightenment through ultra-processed sludge.
 
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I didn't indulge in my daily McDonald's slop today bcuz it's pouring outside :feelsrope: Yahweh will not be pleased saar
Shouldve gotten a mcdouble and a mcchicken with two large fries or alternatively arbys curly fries
 
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Hello im Jewish
 
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i just ate so much goyslop

hjolly fuck i almost just passed ouit from food coma i can bearly type properly

hpooylf fuck i managed to bruhs my teeth tho
 
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I’m kinda hungry too now, it’s almost 6 AM here.
Get dennys if you have it, they have an all day menu so you can get breakfast and lunch at the same time 🤤 or chickfila breakfast
 
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me too boyo. I wish I had a big bag of chips to consume
 
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you don’t need goyslop you need a purpose. sitting there foaming at the mouth for seed oil nuggets like it’s divine nourishment. your ancestors hunted mammoths and you’re out here begging for a reconstituted chicken patty and aspartame. congratulations bro you’ve achieved soy ascension — first man to reach enlightenment through ultra-processed sludge.
Sorry you cant argue with this
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i just ate so much goyslop

hjolly fuck i almost just passed ouit from food coma i can bearly type properly

hpooylf fuck i managed to bruhs my teeth tho
Whatd you get?
 
Get dennys if you have it, they have an all day menu so you can get breakfast and lunch at the same time 🤤 or chickfila breakfast
We don’t have Denny’s in The Netherlands, and no Chick-fil-A either. We have Five Guys but I’m not allowed to eat there. :feelsbadman:
 
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Whatd you get?
some fuckinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn sweet thai chili chicken tenders n some fuckinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fries covered in bacon, cheese, and sauce n shit
 
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My sleeping schedule’s fucked up but autumn break started so it’s all gucci. :Comfy:
Yup, i take melatonin to fix my sleep schedule when its fucked
Then i get off and wait for it to fuck up again
 
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You eat McDonald’s daily? Goddamn I can imagine the fat slob you must be. Mirin. What do you usually get? Any beef burgers to make the dindus seethe? :owo:
I'm actually not thaaat fat (28 BMI). I lose weight easily regardless of my diet, but Mirtazapine got my metabolism fucked up :feelswah::feelswah: that's why I'm trynna limit using it

I usually order some burger plus ice coffee. Technically us Buddhists shouldn't rly eat meat/beef either, but I still have a bacon mcdouble every now and then :feelshaha::feelshaha: may Buddha forgive me :feelswhy:
 
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We don’t have Denny’s in The Netherlands, and no Chick-fil-A either. We have Five Guys but I’m not allowed to eat there. :feelsbadman:
Why cant you eat there?
Did you at least get to try it before they reduced fry portions?
 
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Yup, i take melatonin to fix my sleep schedule when its fucked
Then i get off and wait for it to fuck up again
Relatable. I just fixed it after staying awake for 30+ hours. :feelsbadman:

It’s whatever. I’ll try to sleep earlier than yesterday, which was 10 AM. I have 4 hours left, so if I go to bed at 9 AM or 8 AM then I’m slowly but surely improving my sleeping schedule.
 
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Relatable. I just fixed it after staying awake for 30+ hours. :feelsbadman:

It’s whatever. I’ll try to sleep earlier than yesterday, which was 10 AM. I have 4 hours left, so if I go to bed at 9 AM or 8 AM then I’m slowly but surely improving my sleeping schedule.
Why not take the leap and melatoninmaxx or adderallmaxx
 
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I'm actually not thaaat fat (28 BMI). I lose weight easily regardless of my diet, but Mirtazapine got my metabolism fucked up :feelswah::feelswah: that's why I'm trynna limit using it

I usually order some burger plus ice coffee. Technically us Buddhists shouldn't rly eat meat/beef either, but I still have a bacon mcdouble every now and then :feelshaha::feelshaha: may Buddha forgive me :feelswhy:
Interesting, I’ll check my BMI. BRB.

Ok, mine is 26.8! Ah, yes - mirtazapine does cause weight gain, many people report it. I guess there’s no way around it.

Interesting, didn’t know Buddhists had food restrictions as well.

It’s been awhile since I had any bacon. Last time I had it was in the 2010s when I wasn’t practicing. I’ve had a few hamburgers recently though, not permissible to eat but I’ve changed my ways. :owo:

Typically I’m not really too strict. The other day I was eating bread with alcohol in them. :p
 
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Well why not burger king

Acctualy Pic from me btw and my friends Feast we eat like that couple of times each month

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Burger king and arbys are overhated, the double whopper is goated and the fries taste golden cooked but the nuggets just arent my jam

Arbys curly and krinkle fries are good too

I just get sentimental about mcdonalds because when me and my bud smoked a spliff for the first time we went to mcdonalds directly after and blew 40$ on a feast with sandwiches, nuggets, fries and cookies:Comfy:
 
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Why not take the leap and melatoninmaxx or adderallmaxx
Hmm well I’ve got benzos for sleep after I got a prescription from the doctor’s, and one zopiclone pill from my brother, but I prefer to do it naturally. I’ll use the sleeping meds as last resort. For now I’ve got an autumn break so I don’t need it. Would I not be able to fix my sleeping schedule by the time school begins again, then I’ll make sure to take it the night before. :Comfy:
 
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Burger king and arbys are overhated, the double whopper is goated and the fries taste golden cooked but the nuggets just arent my jam

Arbys curly and krinkle fries are good too

I just get sentimental about mcdonalds because when me and my bud smoked a spliff for the first time we went to mcdonalds directly after and blew 40$ on a feast with sandwiches, nuggets, fries and cookies
Burger King is cheaper and better than McDonald's also use the burger king app it's geniuenly so much even more cheaper there
 
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where do you usually eat slop then?
I get it from halal places! I’m gonna get some tomorrow maybe, or I’ll just make something at home instead. :Comfy: Like roti with eggs.
 
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What deals have you gotten?
I currently like the tortilla alot reals reals tasty god you gotta get it bro it's so fucking good i also like the crispy burgers alot i always get some ice too i also like those jalapeno filled nuggets
 
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I get it from halal places! I’m gonna get some tomorrow maybe, or I’ll just make something at home instead. :Comfy: Like roti with eggs.
Ive been wanting to try gyro sandwiches and those are halal, they look so good
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What drinks do you get, and what ice cream is that? Is it like a McFlurry?
It's cola zero, Yes the ice is the same like mcflurry js cheaper it's oreo
 
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I currently like the tortilla alot reals reals tasty god you gotta get it bro it's so fucking good i also like the crispy burgers alot i always get some ice too i also like those jalapeno filled nuggets
I hope they have birthday deals, my birthday is coming up this month and im gonna maximize the free food ill extract
 
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