I need ideal conditions to take a shit

[StraightHeadJames]

I have never in my life took a shit at school or a public space. Like legit 0 times. I always timed my shits when I'm home. I need these ideal conditions: 1.blinds halfway done (can't shit when the sun is shining on me) 2. no noise in the house, nobody trying to knock on my door (the shit goes back in if that happens) 3. phone in my hand, watching penguinz0 videos or tiktoks then i can shit pretty comfortably and i enjoy it even

 

[Iasacrko]

Wtf is this gay ass shit niggas nowadays need ideal temperatures location all just to defecate?

 

[qxtwz7854]

based tbh

 

[sub5c3l]

nigga?

 

[FBl]

Can relate tbh

 

[Sapieeen]

I relate+ i clean the toilet before sitting

 

[StraightHeadJames]

bump

 

[BadmanGangstar]

Never related to a post so hard. Im genuinely terrified of shitting outside my home to the point where my body subconsciously wont let me know i need to do it until i get home. If im away from home for a couple of days, my body subconsciously holds it in as long as possible . There must be scientific explanation of this

 

[Freixel]

I can shit anywhere, especially in your face