I need lie ideas for "Any plans for the weekend?"

[CupOfCoffee]

I'm running out of lies

 

[fobos]

Nobody asks me that anymore, everyone assumes I will be sitting home alone

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Anyone got somethin?

 

[Extra Chromosome]

Going to gym
Sleep over at a """friend""" who lives far away
programming for a huge project with a short deadline
Cooking something fancy
Taking care of sick parents
etc

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Sleep over at a """friend""" who lives far away

Great one.

programming for a huge project with a short deadline

YES

What I used this week and last week was "my uncle needs me to help him move furniture" but I think I used the same one on the same person 2 weeks in a row

 

[Squirtoutmabooty]

Say something incredibly nt like "I'm just gonna be chillin at home shitposting on a forum with a bunch of Elliot Rodger wannabes" or "I'm gonna put peanut butter on my cock for my dog to lick off". Trust me, know one will ever ask you again

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Say something incredibly nt like "I'm just gonna be chillin at home shitposting on a forum with a bunch of Elliot Rodger wannabes" or "I'm gonna put peanut butter on my cock for my dog to lick off". Trust me, know one will ever ask you again

I mean I could just be honest and say I'll be staying in watching Walking Dead and reconstituting GH peptides, 100% nt

 

[SayNoToRotting]

"I'm gonna hang out with your mom"

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Insomniac]

Tell them you are fighting the filthy kafirs for almighty allah
الله أكبر

 

[rockndogs]

Im fucking my dog

 

[Coping]

Auditioning for porn they will think you have a big cock

 

[ZUZZCEL]

whenever someone asks me that, i just say "nah, staying in my room all day hbu"

 

[Extra Chromosome]

hang out

 

[androidcel]

ldaring at basement and gymcucking

 

[IntolerantSocialist]

Tell them you're gonna blow up a synagogue

 

[Deleted member 1139]

I tell them to fuck off.

 

[Deleted member 470]

I tell them to fuck off.

meancel

 

[Deleted member 1139]

meancel

Tbh

 

[left2die]

Im going to X with my fam