I PRETEND TO BE A GOONER TO COPE

[Whoever]

I post porn and talk about muh dick all the time but to be honest it is all lies to cope. Truthfully I haven't touched my dick in over a decade (12+ years to be exact) because it was burned with a hair straightener when I was young. If I touch it it quite literally might collapse. I can still piss using a device.

 

[Whoever]

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[optimisticzoomer]

Truthfully I haven't touched my dick in over a decade (12+ years to be exact)

Ideal

 

[slaviccartfiend]

Rip

 

[Whoever]

I unironically watch porn for entertainment tho. It does not get me hard, no matter if its gay or straight. Because I dont have a cock to get hard

 

[Arrlo]

holy fuck is this true?

 

[Whoever]

holy fuck is this true?

Yes
Imagine a burnt wire

Thats kind of what my cock looks like, just tiny obviously because im a dicklet.

One time I was paid 200€ by a guy to record myself tributing some foid by slapping my burnt cock on the phone

 

[Whoever]

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