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THE ONLY GUIDE YOU'LL NEED TO MAXIMIZE YOUR SMELL
Contents:How the fuck do you smell so good[B][SIZE=15px]Im poor what do i do?[/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=15px]The truth[/SIZE][/B]
Alr alr, as we all know smell isnt everything, but imagine a stacy in love with you and as she comes by to introduce herself the pungent smell of smegma you as an incel has hits her so fucking hard she gags on the floor.
Well obviously we dont want that shit.
So here are the actual shit you need to do:
- Shower DAILY: Im sorry ew if you dont shower daily, its a fucking necessity.
- Match your shower products with your desired smell: We dont want to ugly ahh mixture of vanilla with fucking aftershave so pick your favourite smell (more on that later) and stick with it
- Deodorant (roll on): For the love of god use a fucking deodorant i dont want the "i use natural deodorant" "muh pits hurt" ew, buy a fucking deodorant and thats it, ive been using gillete gel deodorant and it works really good but ive heard good shit about Native and based. JUST DONT FUCKING BUY OLD SPICE THAT SHIT SMELLS LIKE MY GRANFATHERS BALLS
(pre shower: dry brush with an african brush or that shit, all in motion to the heart (idfk why just do it))
1st: shampoo and conditioner, the obvious, recommended brands: OGX (the coffee line smells so good) Olaplex (kinda expensive but worth it) *JUST BUY A SULPHATE AND PARABEN FREE SHAMPOO AND CONDITIPNER*
2nd: Body wash (some people use bar soap but i severely dislike the feeling) a good smelling body wash that does clean, nothing too fancy recommended brands: ogx, dove, native
3rd: Sugar Scrub 2 times a week: dont come at me with your gay ahh shit about that making you feel more female-ish, a good sugar scrub will help exfokiate and clean good your whole body, recommended brands: dove and tree hut
4th: Exfoliating scrub: A good scrub will make or break your whole rutine, i use the african net sponge but anything african works out.
Now after showering you need to continue with your routine:
1st: Dry your stupid ahh
2nd: A good body cream: This will help lock in that moisture and "pregame" your skin for the fragrance and allat, i use the botanist mint and lavender and holy shit it smells delectable
3rd: Deodorant (i alr talked about this)
4th: Vaseline (explained later where to apply)
How does one pick their smell?
Well, smell families are divided into a few basic types and no, it’s not that deep unless you’re trying to build your own fragrance lab. You just gotta find what you like and thats all.
THE MAIN FOUR FAMILIES:
1. Fresh – Citrus, aquatic, green
Think: shower-clean, beachy, lemony, like you're not trying too hard but still somehow smell rich.
Best for: Summer and Spring but has its influences into fall
2. Woody – Sandalwood, cedar, vetiver
Think: grounded, masculine, like you own a leather jacket and don’t text back.
Best for: Woody has its influences everywhere but with a slighter more focus on fall and winter
3. Oriental / Amber – Vanilla, incense, spices
Think: warm, deep, seductive — like you smell expensive and mysterious.
Best for: Fall and Winter, but still influence some summer
4. Floral – Rose, jasmine, iris
Think: romantic, soft, often complex. Doesn’t mean “feminine” — depends how it’s blended.
Best for: Spring and Summer, but can be used in fall and winter
My recommendation?
Dip into all of them, try each and one, but if i HAD to choose one, ofc it will go to Oriental/ Amber
and also:
Vanilla is one of the most universally liked scents due to its high content of vanillin, a compound that activates the brain's reward system by stimulating dopamine release, often associated with comfort and positive memories. Studies, such as those published in Chemical Senses and supported by research from the Monell Chemical Senses Center, show that vanilla’s sweet, soft profile triggers emotional responses linked to childhood and maternal associations, making it neurologically soothing and widely appealing.
Now lets talk about fragrance:
As i mentioned there are four type of main fragrance families, fresh, woody, oriental and floral, and here is my recommendation for each one of those families in terms of fragrance and with its specific notes and price point
FRESH:
Louis Vuitton – Pacific Chill
Key notes: blackcurrant, lemon, basil, mint
Price: $320 for 100 ml
Bright and clean, but not boring — my most complimented fresh fragrance by far. Smells like wealth on vacation.
Jean Paul Gaultier – Le Beau EDT
Key notes: coconut, tonka bean, bergamot
Price: ~$105 for 125 ml
Tropical, smooth, with just enough sweetness. Summer in a bottle — and still affordable.
Woody:Tom Ford – Oud Wood
Key notes: oud, sandalwood, cardamom
Price: around $270 for 50 ml
Rich, smooth, and refined — it’s dark wood with a dressed-up twist.
Le Labo – Santal 33
Key notes: sandalwood, leather, iris
Price: approx. $230 for 50 ml
Clean yet dry, signature scent energy. Cool kid in a bottle.
Oriental:
Kilian – Angels’ Share
Key notes: cognac, cinnamon, tonka bean
Price: about $230 for 50 ml
Smells like boozy caramel with class. One spray goes a long way, MY MOST COMPLIMENTED FRAGRANCE OF ALL TIMES, one female friend (htb) came to me and started smelling my neck nonstop telling me i smell like a cinnamon roll but fancy, if you buy ONLY 1 let this be the one.
Nasomatto – Baraonda
Key notes: whiskey, musk, rose
Price: ~$185 for 30 ml
Gritty, sweet, intoxicating. Not for beginners — this one speaks.
Floral:Memoire d'une Odeur – Gucci
Key notes: chamomile, musk, jasmine
Price: around $120 for 60 ml
Soft, nostalgic, and a little weird (in a good way). Genderless and floaty.
Tom Ford – Black Orchid
Key notes: black truffle, orchid, patchouli
Price: approx. $180 for 50 ml
Heavy, luxurious, dramatic. Perfect for night moves or standing out.
What do i do if im poor?Worry not my dear poorcell, i have just the solution for smelling so fucking good without needing to spend alot of money on fragrance, let me introduce you to the amazing world of dupes.
What are dupes you may ask? Well your a complete idiot if you dont know
Pages I recommend for dupes:
Arabian perfumes (Lataffa only) 50$ per 250ml
Duvain (Mexico only) 10$ per 250ml
Fraiche (Mexico only) 5$ per 100ml
Ruby perfumeria (the most variation out of all of them and the cheapest) JUST 2$ PER 100ml
Im sorry i dont have knowdlege on outside of mexico but search fragrance dupes and youll find, the more underground the better
The hars truth:
Let’s be real smelling good won’t save you if everything else is falling apart. Fragrance isn’t a personality, and it won’t cover up bad hygiene, zero confidence, or a boring presence. It’s not the main course it’s the seasoning. But if the rest is solid, the right scent amplifies everything: you walk in cleaner, sharper, more put-together than the guy next to you. So yeah, it’s not everything — but if you're serious about standing out, smelling mid is just lazy. I wouldnt have gotten even half of my compliments if i didnt look well or had friends or have confidence, looks is everything, but fragrance and smelling good helps putting that cherry on top and helps you one step closer of bagging that stacy
Proof of the compiments ive gotten (sorry they are in spanish):
Shower
Find your smell
Match all your products to your smell
Buy fragrance
Bag that stacy
Find your smell
Match all your products to your smell
Buy fragrance
Bag that stacy
