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I saw this dude at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. He told me how cool it was to meet me in person, but he didn’t want to be a douche and bother me and ask me for photos or anything. I said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” He was taken aback, and all he could say was “Huh?” but I kept cutting him off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing my hand shut in front of his face.
He walked away and continued with his shopping, and I chuckled as he walked off. When he came to pay for his stuff up front I tried to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in my hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first I kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, I stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at him.
He didn’t even think that was a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, I kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
He walked away and continued with his shopping, and I chuckled as he walked off. When he came to pay for his stuff up front I tried to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in my hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first I kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, I stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at him.
He didn’t even think that was a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, I kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
