IDontBlameAnybody
Trading sanity for looks
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It all started with him coming up to me and screaming in front of everybody that I have "botox" in my cheeks, though that fat backwards cunt probably meant filler (which i dont have JFL), he tried to expose me or call me out or something lol. He even grabbed my cheek and said "ohh aghh im a fat fuck and your cheeks feel soft so its botox".
I went to sit down and have some drinks with a few dudes, then he came up behind me and told me how it's his chair and that he had been sitting there for hours before. Now if I was sober, I would've been like whatever and stood up, but I was drunk and I pretty much told him to find a new seat. He then started to sit on my lap LMAO and I told him to get the fuck up. He then told me he'll "knock the botox out of my cheeks" lmao.
Keep in mind this was a birthday party of one of my best friends, and his parents were also there. My friend's mom came to check up on us because she heard the commotion, and I just stood up and was like whatever, I'm not gonna ruin the party and just stepped away and minded my own business.
Later, he walked up on me while I was sitting, and he started touching my face and head, I completely fucking lost it, stood up and took his back and started choking him. His friend screamed to him "jump on your back!", but that nigga just fell limp down to the floor. That fat cunt even tapped LMAO, that nigga thought we are on the mat. His friends came in and said "he tapped he tapped" and forced me to let go of the choke.
Now I was drunk asf and paranoid, so I just grabbed my shoes and walked away to the streets LOL with only my socks on, I ran up to some russian dude's car and told him that people were after me lol, he said with a russian accent "I can't help you bro" and drove away. I ran around the streets for 15 mins, drunk asf like a schizo maniac lol. I later went back there and everything was chill, the dude was gone and people were on my side, though I felt like shit so I said sorry to my friend for fighting at his birthday party, he said it's fine and that he would've done the same.
I went to sit down and have some drinks with a few dudes, then he came up behind me and told me how it's his chair and that he had been sitting there for hours before. Now if I was sober, I would've been like whatever and stood up, but I was drunk and I pretty much told him to find a new seat. He then started to sit on my lap LMAO and I told him to get the fuck up. He then told me he'll "knock the botox out of my cheeks" lmao.
Keep in mind this was a birthday party of one of my best friends, and his parents were also there. My friend's mom came to check up on us because she heard the commotion, and I just stood up and was like whatever, I'm not gonna ruin the party and just stepped away and minded my own business.
Later, he walked up on me while I was sitting, and he started touching my face and head, I completely fucking lost it, stood up and took his back and started choking him. His friend screamed to him "jump on your back!", but that nigga just fell limp down to the floor. That fat cunt even tapped LMAO, that nigga thought we are on the mat. His friends came in and said "he tapped he tapped" and forced me to let go of the choke.
Now I was drunk asf and paranoid, so I just grabbed my shoes and walked away to the streets LOL with only my socks on, I ran up to some russian dude's car and told him that people were after me lol, he said with a russian accent "I can't help you bro" and drove away. I ran around the streets for 15 mins, drunk asf like a schizo maniac lol. I later went back there and everything was chill, the dude was gone and people were on my side, though I felt like shit so I said sorry to my friend for fighting at his birthday party, he said it's fine and that he would've done the same.
