I see why god didn't give me a massive cock

[iblamechico]

Because if he did I'd be fucking hella dudes right now and that would be a sin.

Big brain thinking, god... I'll get you next time.

 

[iblamechico]

@666PSL I know you'd understand...

 

[NoReedemingFeature]

God damned me to be the only one to ever see my cock

 

[iblamechico]

God damned me to be the only one to ever see my cock

You can always flash people at night. If they chase you, just pull out a knife and chase them back.

If I were to do that I'd wear a ghostface mask but pick whatever you want.

 

[unowkn]

Because if he did I'd be fucking hella dudes right now and that would be a sin.

Big brain thinking, god... I'll get you next time.

U obseesed with your dick get some aderral and chill

 

[iblamechico]

U obseesed with your dick get some aderral and chill

Been obsessed with it for 5 years. Never went away. Fuck adderall, only thing that'll make it go away is if I blow my brains out.

 

[valentine]

iblamechico...