I signed up to be a male model and lost 2 school-run mog battles against 11 males

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I joined my high school’s annual male-only talent show. In addition to the talents part of the show, there’s mandatory male modeling. JFL! About 1 week before the talent show, there’s a “Best Eyes & Best Smile” vote, in which students vote on the contestants’ eye areas and mouth areas in mog-battling posters. Of the 12 pairs of eyes on the poster, mine has the lowest IPD, the lowest PFL, the highest-set eyebrows, and Asian monolids. My mouth area has crooked teeth and an underbite (class III malocclusion). Never began.
 
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Im sorry bro, you are a gigachad in my eyes. Never forget that.
 
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You'll get em next time chang
 
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Never began
 
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You look like that Asian dude from the tv show "Siren" your identical twin
 
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You look like that Asian dude from the tv show "Siren" your identical twin
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Btw this dude slays a white Stacy in Show, epic ricecel cope
 
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My mouth area has crooked teeth and an underbite (class III malocclusion).

People can tell, just by seeing my smile on the smiles poster, that my maxilla is tera-recessed. Other guys’ upper teeth are brightly lit and prominent, and my upper teeth are in shadow and backwardsly retruded.
 
that sounds just cruel on high school kids. why the fuck do you need a mogging competition too
 
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that sounds just cruel on high school kids. why the fuck do you need a mogging competition too

The whole event is a Chad circus. All contestants are men because it’s a mens’ talent show, and every contestant must have a female escort who walks with them to the stage and stuff like that. The men battle each other by showing off skills (and their looks and their heights), and their accompanying women are only there to look good. This is 2022.

As the shortest male on the stage, I’ll need some giga-tall shoe lifts in order to have any chance of placing higher than last place.
 
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This is insanity
 
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Star Wars Sorry GIF - Star Wars Sorry Im Sorry GIFs
 
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how do you cope? genuinely
 
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But it will begin when I’ve got leg-lengthening surgery and facial tripartite osteotemy.

fuck I should’ve typed LIMB-lengthening cuz I need to get all 4 of my limbs, arms and legs, to be longer
 
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fuck I should’ve typed LIMB-lengthening cuz I need to get all 4 of my limbs, arms and legs, to be longer
That's great but wouldn't you be compromising all 4 of your limbs for like 18 months? Also I'm guessing you want double lengthening for more height, which'll have an even longer recovery period.
 
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That's great but wouldn't you be compromising all 4 of your limbs for like 18 months? Also I'm guessing you want double lengthening for more height, which'll have an even longer recovery period.

I’ll ascend from 5'5.5" to 6'3"
 
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Why would you join the mog battle in the first place bhai
 
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:feelswhy: this thread should be popular

its title is very clickbaity and it doesn’t get views why

People can tell, just by seeing my smile on the smiles poster, that my maxilla is tera-recessed. Other guys’ upper teeth are brightly lit and prominent, and my upper teeth are in shadow and backwardsly retruded.
 
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did I stutter

Cope harder. One doesn’t need charisma to get their content to get popular on Looksmax. Posts that have 3 words “rate this foid” viewsmog, repliesmog, and reactsmog my posts to oblivion :feelswah:
 
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Cope harder. One doesn’t need charisma to get their content to get popular on Looksmax. Threads that have 3 words “rate this foid” viewsmog and repliesmog me to oblivion :feelswah:
You have no charisma. They have charisma. They can tell other people to fuck off and still get reps like moths attracted to light. I thought you were high iq rice....
 
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You have no charisma. They have charisma. They can tell other people to fuck off and still get reps like moths attracted to light. I thought you were high iq rice....

I think you mean that their charisma from their other posts carry over into their charisma-free posts. E.g. a charismatic user ejects a random shitpost out of his stinky filthy dirty analhole and gets reacts anyway cuz he has charisma reputation.

This phenomenon exposes the brutally low IQ of the typical .org member. They’re so easily affected by members’ reputations (normal reputation not rep points) that author reputation often influences their opinions about posts more than the posts’ contents do. E.g. readers would treat the same exact message differently when its author is @Amnesia versus when its author is an unknown greycel.

I ain’t like that. I can’t care less who posts what. Doesn’t matter if a post’s author is @cloUder or @MakinItHappenReturn I JFL-react if it’s funny and don’t if it isn’t funny. Doesn’t matter if a post’s author is a greycel or a veteran. Content over users.
 
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I think you mean that their charisma from their other posts carry over into their charisma-free posts. E.g. a charismatic user ejects a random shitpost out of his ass and gets reacts anyway cuz he has charisma reputation.

This phenomenon exposes the brutally low IQ of the typical .org member. They’re so easily affected by members’ reputations (normal reputation not rep points) that author reputation often influences their opinions about posts more than the posts’ contents do.

I ain’t like that. I can’t care less who posts what. Doesn’t matter if a post’s author is @cloUder or @MakinItHappenReturn I JFL-react if it’s funny and don’t if it isn’t funny. Doesn’t matter if a post’s author is a greycel or a veteran. Content over users.
I was fucking around lol but yeah you're right on point about the state of this forum. mf Salludon makes a thread about pasta and gets 30 reacts in an hour. Meanwhile poor bastards in the rateme thread get dnrd and its over'd to the depths of hell.
 
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This phenomenon exposes the brutally low IQ of the typical .org member. They’re so easily affected by members’ reputations (normal reputation not rep points) that author reputation often influences their opinions about posts more than the posts’ contents do. E.g. readers would treat the same exact message differently when its author is @
Amnesia
@Amnesia versus when its author is an unknown greycel.

replace “opinions about” with “actions taken on”
 
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I was fucking around lol but yeah you're right on point about the state of this forum. mf Salludon makes a thread about pasta and gets 30 reacts in an hour. Meanwhile poor bastards in the rateme thread get dnrd and its over'd to the depths of hell.

plz link that @Salludon thread if it isn’t made-up
 
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I was fucking around lol but yeah you're right on point about the state of this forum. mf Salludon makes a thread about pasta and gets 30 reacts in an hour. Meanwhile poor bastards in the rateme thread get dnrd and its over'd to the depths of hell.
plz link that @Salludon thread if it isn’t made-up

update?
 
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Just kpop max bro
 
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Name one Kpop guy with a long midface. Name one Kpop guy with close-set eyes.

My 2 biggest flaws are the literal antithesis of Kpopmaxing.
Just be NT bro
 
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Larp lol never heard of something like this high school based competition and I've been to a few countries in my life.

I did see some regionals though.
 
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