I SNEEZED IN CLASS AND MY SNOT WENT EVERYWHERE - IT'S OVER

[pneumocystosis]

Thank fucking God it wasn't a lecture with 400 people, it was just a seminar with 30 of us.


The ginger motherfucker who sat next to me yesterday gave me his flu, and since I haven't stopped sneezing.
I couldn't sleep last night cus of my blocked nose.

Anyway, in class today, I'm sat at the front row. Shortly after the lessons starts, I start sneezing.

The first few times I sneezed inside my shirt, and I thought to myself "maybe people think I'm disgusting for sneezing inside my shirt", so I simply decided to sneeze normally, without my hands.

I feel the next sneeze arrive, and, as planned, I let it out without covering it.

Worst fucking idea.

As I sneeze two long slimy green snot trails burst out my nose and onto the table.


I quickly lean over my table to try and hide the disaster while looking for a tissue in my pocket: I don't have one. fuck.

Everyone goes silent. I am helpless.

The tutor asks if I'm okay. I am so fucking mad at him for drawing even more attention on me, so I ignore him.


After 20 seconds of utter embarassment, the girl to my right hands me a tissue.
I remove what I can, and I walk up the door to get some gel to clean the rest off, while everyone has their eyes on me.


Fucking brutal man, one of my crushes was in that class. Plus, she's spanish and gossips like crazy with her european friends.

It's absolutely fucking over for me. I'm probably gonna skip uni for a week, just so that I don't get bullied on Monday...

 

[Supreme]

Brutal, this is why you should carry more tissues in your pocket than a coomer has on his desk, at all times.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Reminds me of my old class there was this quiet fatass nerd who was leaning back on his chair and fell back and surprisingly no one laughed, not even the bad boys or girls, and he just got up in haste and said “ow that hurt! ”

 

[Michael Myers]

That’s funny bhai, but don’t stress over it because it won’t affect your SMV.

 

[bishōnenmaxxer]

That’s funny bhai, but don’t stress over it because it won’t affect your SMV.

Don't feed him copium. He's a truecel now. At least be honest and direct him to his new home.

 

[Reformed]

NIGGA IM SICK TOO RN WHY DO WE LIVE THE SAME LIVES. I FEEL LIKE IM LIVING UR LIFE BUT 1 YEAR BEHIND (UR IN UNI RN, ILL BE IN UNI NEXT YEAR)

 

[GabachoCopium]

I jerked off and my cum went everywhere

 

[pneumocystosis]

NIGGA IM SICK TOO RN WHY DO WE LIVE THE SAME LIVES. I FEEL LIKE IM LIVING UR LIFE BUT 1 YEAR BEHIND (UR IN UNI RN, ILL BE IN UNI NEXT YEAR)

not a good thing if true… you’ll be a khhv until 18.5, lol.

You have more knowledge than I did at the time so you should do great

 

[pneumocystosis]

That’s funny bhai, but don’t stress over it because it won’t affect your SMV.

thank you bhai, you’re right, i should meet new people and start off fresh

 

[Michael Myers]

thank you bhai, you’re right, i should meet new people and start off fresh

No problem bhai. They’ve already forgotten about it, probably. Seriously, forget it.

 

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[Deleted member 4397]

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Good god that's grim my nose is always running but I never sneeze in class

Just gotta hold it in.

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

You should have asked the teacher if he listens to Jce Wrld when he asked if you’re okay

 

[Ricky212]

If this happened to me I would literally never recover

 

[gribsufer1]

does that spanish girls have brown eyes

 

[goldpill]

Chad can post about a sneeze and get hundreds of reacts

 

[pneumocystosis]

does that spanish girls have brown eyes

yuppppp

 

[gribsufer1]

yuppppp

pleeeaaaaaaseeeee dont fuck her pleeeeeaaaaaassseeeee fuark if a bunch of aryan chads run through girls with my pheno it will be ober , then again id much rather it be you than a bbc, also rate my side profile

its not that good is it? go on bud i will betabux her after shes postwall

 

[the_nextDavidLaid]

pleeeaaaaaaseeeee dont fuck her pleeeeeaaaaaassseeeee fuark if a bunch of aryan chads run through girls with my pheno it will be ober , then again id much rather it be you than a bbc, also rate my side profile View attachment 2476095 its not that good is it? go on bud i will betabux her after shes postwall

Get a life you absolute cuck. You mog the whole forums faces. Get over your mentally ill ass brain you absolute nigger. You know how much worse I look? Let me show you.

Red line shows how much recessed I am
Green line shows where I am atm

Not completely accurate etc but Kys tbh I don’t even know why you are here


GTFO
​

 

[einzigartig]

Thank fucking God it wasn't a lecture with 400 people, it was just a seminar with 30 of us.


The ginger motherfucker who sat next to me yesterday gave me his flu, and since I haven't stopped sneezing.
I couldn't sleep last night cus of my blocked nose.

Anyway, in class today, I'm sat at the front row. Shortly after the lessons starts, I start sneezing.

The first few times I sneezed inside my shirt, and I thought to myself "maybe people think I'm disgusting for sneezing inside my shirt", so I simply decided to sneeze normally, without my hands.

I feel the next sneeze arrive, and, as planned, I let it out without covering it.

Worst fucking idea.

As I sneeze two long slimy green snot trails burst out my nose and onto the table.


I quickly lean over my table to try and hide the disaster while looking for a tissue in my pocket: I don't have one. fuck.

Everyone goes silent. I am helpless.

The tutor asks if I'm okay. I am so fucking mad at him for drawing even more attention on me, so I ignore him.


After 20 seconds of utter embarassment, the girl to my right hands me a tissue.
I remove what I can, and I walk up the door to get some gel to clean the rest off, while everyone has their eyes on me.


Fucking brutal man, one of my crushes was in that class. Plus, she's spanish and gossips like crazy with her european friends.

It's absolutely fucking over for me. I'm probably gonna skip uni for a week, just so that I don't get bullied on Monday...

bro it's ok you are chad the people probably wanted to collect that line of snot

 

[einzigartig]

NIGGA IM SICK TOO RN WHY DO WE LIVE THE SAME LIVES. I FEEL LIKE IM LIVING UR LIFE BUT 1 YEAR BEHIND (UR IN UNI RN, ILL BE IN UNI NEXT YEAR)

uni is cope anyway what u gonna study

 

[Psychophilly]

brutal but i bet they still think you are cute. if i had such incident, they would just eww in my face.

 

[Deleted member 21297]

They really dont give a fuck, only in that moment because they wish it wasnt them. they have most likely seen more embarrassing things, and think about other shit so theyre just gonna forget at some point

 

[gribsufer1]

Get a life you absolute cuck. You mog the whole forums faces. Get over your mentally ill ass brain you absolute nigger. You know how much worse I look? Let me show you.

Red line shows how much recessed I am
Green line shows where I am atm

View attachment 2499055
Not completely accurate etc but Kys tbh I don’t even know why you are here


GTFO
​

everyone says im deformed in thst pic and that ilook like shit

 

[the_nextDavidLaid]

everyone says im deformed in thst pic and that ilook like shit

Your chin is recessed so fix it by bonesmashing or Human Growth Hotmone nigga damn

 

[Deleted member 46997]

Thank fucking God it wasn't a lecture with 400 people, it was just a seminar with 30 of us.


The ginger motherfucker who sat next to me yesterday gave me his flu, and since I haven't stopped sneezing.
I couldn't sleep last night cus of my blocked nose.

Anyway, in class today, I'm sat at the front row. Shortly after the lessons starts, I start sneezing.

The first few times I sneezed inside my shirt, and I thought to myself "maybe people think I'm disgusting for sneezing inside my shirt", so I simply decided to sneeze normally, without my hands.

I feel the next sneeze arrive, and, as planned, I let it out without covering it.

Worst fucking idea.

As I sneeze two long slimy green snot trails burst out my nose and onto the table.


I quickly lean over my table to try and hide the disaster while looking for a tissue in my pocket: I don't have one. fuck.

Everyone goes silent. I am helpless.

The tutor asks if I'm okay. I am so fucking mad at him for drawing even more attention on me, so I ignore him.


After 20 seconds of utter embarassment, the girl to my right hands me a tissue.
I remove what I can, and I walk up the door to get some gel to clean the rest off, while everyone has their eyes on me.


Fucking brutal man, one of my crushes was in that class. Plus, she's spanish and gossips like crazy with her european friends.

It's absolutely fucking over for me. I'm probably gonna skip uni for a week, just so that I don't get bullied on Monday...

skipping is the bitch move to make, go school and act like it never happened dumbass, this thread screams very not NT thought process

 

[CarrotMaxxer]

Reminds me of my old class there was this quiet fatass nerd who was leaning back on his chair and fell back and surprisingly no one laughed, not even the bad boys or girls, and he just got up in haste and said “ow that hurt! ”

this is genuinely one of the funniest things ive ever read

 

[PsychoH]

Thank fucking God it wasn't a lecture with 400 people, it was just a seminar with 30 of us.


The ginger motherfucker who sat next to me yesterday gave me his flu, and since I haven't stopped sneezing.
I couldn't sleep last night cus of my blocked nose.

Anyway, in class today, I'm sat at the front row. Shortly after the lessons starts, I start sneezing.

The first few times I sneezed inside my shirt, and I thought to myself "maybe people think I'm disgusting for sneezing inside my shirt", so I simply decided to sneeze normally, without my hands.

I feel the next sneeze arrive, and, as planned, I let it out without covering it.

Worst fucking idea.

As I sneeze two long slimy green snot trails burst out my nose and onto the table.


I quickly lean over my table to try and hide the disaster while looking for a tissue in my pocket: I don't have one. fuck.

Everyone goes silent. I am helpless.

The tutor asks if I'm okay. I am so fucking mad at him for drawing even more attention on me, so I ignore him.


After 20 seconds of utter embarassment, the girl to my right hands me a tissue.
I remove what I can, and I walk up the door to get some gel to clean the rest off, while everyone has their eyes on me.


Fucking brutal man, one of my crushes was in that class. Plus, she's spanish and gossips like crazy with her european friends.

It's absolutely fucking over for me. I'm probably gonna skip uni for a week, just so that I don't get bullied on Monday...

LMFAO, but dont worry they forget in 2 months

 

[tomm1453]

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