I swallowed toothpaste and I feel sick

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My dad was talking to me while I was brushing my teeth. I wanted to say something but my mouth was full of paste. So i swallowed it to respond to him. He looked at me like I was a weirdo

Anyways, now my stomach is upset
 
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Same bro my dad was talking to me with mouthwash so i swallowed it.

Nigga are you like sub 50 iq
 
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you absorb toothpase sublingually in the mouth everytime you brush

youve been swallowing it all your life
 
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Flouride makes u dumb btw. You heard of the flouride stare?
 

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