I swallowed toothpaste and I feel sick

[Soda_Pepsi]

My dad was talking to me while I was brushing my teeth. I wanted to say something but my mouth was full of paste. So i swallowed it to respond to him. He looked at me like I was a weirdo

Anyways, now my stomach is upset

 

[Petsmart]

Same bro my dad was talking to me with mouthwash so i swallowed it.

Nigga are you like sub 50 iq

 

[Soda_Pepsi]

Same bro my dad was talking to me with mouthwash so i swallowed it.

Nigga are you like sub 50 iq

YIkes, How was your stomach

 

[sonic55555]

you absorb toothpase sublingually in the mouth everytime you brush

youve been swallowing it all your life

 

[SmallEggplantFailer]

Flouride makes u dumb btw. You heard of the flouride stare?

 

[Soda_Pepsi]

Flouride makes u dumb btw. You heard of the flouride stare?

Elaborate u monkey

 

[SmallEggplantFailer]

Elaborate u monkey

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