I told my GF she should get a tit job + BBL

[notsofreakyshawel]

shes pretty flat, cute, but flat. i just brought up the different surgeries i would get, and i sort of brought up the fact that she should get a BBL or a tit job.

She told her friend to pick her up early from where we were and refused to let me take her to her house.

I tried contacting her for a couple of hours now but shes not responding at all

Do i go to her house throw a rock at her window and start blasting music and saying im sorry from outside like in a movie? Or should i just break thru her window and start raping her as an act of love? Let me know

Could’ve just told her to start going to gym and get a tit job you fucking retard

 

[vigor]

ill try going by her house with a gift, what should i buy just flowers?

Ill lyk what happens

flowers will work, chocolates or anything like that
dont go too overboard for your own sake. if theres anything in particular she really likes get that. like if she's mentioned a particular type of flower or chocolate she likes, shows thoughtfulness

 

[lacedwgenius2.0]

ill try going by her house with a gift, what should i buy just flowers?

Ill lyk what happens

Alr try thar

 

[zerosmv]

brooo i thought it was funny

it is pretty funny to be fair

 

[proxxyy11]

She legit real life dnred you for like a day over a joke

funny part is i was so scared i didnt even try to do anything, i texted her 5 times a while back and didnt do shit else

I might actually be autistic

 

[H72]

Do you like hate your girlfriend

 

[proxxyy11]

Maybe she’s insecure about her body or something

maybe she realizes how ugly i am and knows that validation from me isnt good enough for her

so she might be insecure abt herself

She never showed that she was tho

 

[proxxyy11]

Could’ve just told her to start going to gym and get a tit job you fucking retard

LMFAOO

 

[proxxyy11]

flowers will work, chocolates or anything like that
dont go too overboard for your own sake. if theres anything in particular she really likes get that. like if she's mentioned a particular type of flower or chocolate she likes, shows thoughtfulness

ik the exact type of necklace she complained abt her parents not buying for her, but its like $200

i might not spend that much but if shes actually close to dropping me i might just go total simp mode

 

[proxxyy11]

Do you like hate your girlfriend

no nigga sometimes i joke too far bro

 

[H72]

no nigga sometimes i joke too far bro

Calling me an autist your like the biggest

 

[vigor]

ik the exact type of necklace she complained abt her parents not buying for her, but its like $200

i might not spend that much but if shes actually close to dropping me i might just go total simp mode

high risk high reward tbh
going down $200 AND her still leaving would be brutal
something too expensive might feel like you're trying to buy her back though. cheaper but thoughtful is usually safer

 

[proxxyy11]

Calling me an autist your like the biggest

im totally autistic my nigga, definitely not NT problems

 

[H72]

im totally autistic my nigga, definitely not NT problems

I mean atp im wondering how good looking you are if your girl hasnt just left you

 

[proxxyy11]

going down $200 AND her still leaving would be brutal

shes the type of person to do that too, i can just imagine her pretending to get back with me so she can get the necklace and just blocking me on everything a second later

something too expensive might feel like you're trying to buy her back though. cheaper but thoughtful is usually safer

true will probably do this, except she doesnt like chocolate. Might just buy her flowers, but wouldn’t that just be really fucking corny? Not trying to be a dick

 

[proxxyy11]

I mean atp im wondering how good looking you are if your girl hasnt just left you

Face revealed, im not good looking at all

she fogs me to suicide

 

[vigor]

shes the type of person to do that too, i can just imagine her pretending to get back with me so she can get the necklace and just blocking me on everything a second later


true will probably do this, except she doesnt like chocolate. Might just buy her flowers, but wouldn’t that just be really fucking corny? Not trying to be a dick

who cares about corny
ask yourself is it something she'd appreciate? if not do something she'd appreciate, you know her I don't. again, if you get her flowers try to think back to if she's ever mentioned any she likes or alluded to it anywhere

 

[proxxyy11]

who cares about corny
ask yourself is it something she'd appreciate? if not do something she'd appreciate, you know her I don't. again, if you get her flowers try to think back to if she's ever mentioned any she likes or alluded to it anywhere

ill figure something out, will def buy her something just might not be flowers

 

[TechnoBoss]

Fake tits are disgusting, and so are BBLs. Maybe you should find a fat girl to fuck.

I'll gladly take a petite girl with a natural body over some bimbo with fake tits.

 

[Gen1leman]

probably apologise, that's honest but rude you're a good guy though

 

[proxxyy11]

Fake tits are disgusting, and so are BBLs. Maybe you should find a fat girl to fuck.

I'll gladly take a petite girl with a natural body over some bimbo with fake tits.

Water

 

[TechnoBoss]

Water

How is it water if you're the one who told her to get a boob job and a BBL?

 

[proxxyy11]

How is it water if you're the one who told her to get a boob job and a BBL?

it was a joke + id rather have a flat gf than none at all

Tits and ass are a huge plus though

 

[proxxyy11]

Nigger