I told my mom I shoved drugs inside my ass

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Just remembered yesterday I discovered a shit called Plugging where you put drugs in your ass because the effect is much greater so I did with 2 pills of Zolpidem
My mother came after her job and she realized I was high as fuck and I straight up told her I shoved Zolpidem inside my rectum
JFL :lul::lul::lul:
I SWEAR I DIDN'T REMEMBER THIS UNTIL NOW NOW I'M CRINGING HARD WTF WHY THE FUCK DID SHE NOT SCOLD ME AND IS ACTING LIKE EVERYTHING IS FINE
 
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nigga what
 
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nigga what
1746746583730
 
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It's over kill her so there's no witness left
 
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Just remembered yesterday I discovered a shit called Plugging where you put drugs in your ass because the effect is much greater so I did with 2 pills of Zolpidem
My mother came after her job and she realized I was high as fuck and I straight up told her I shoved Zolpidem inside my rectum
JFL :lul::lul::lul:
I SWEAR I DIDN'T REMEMBER THIS UNTIL NOW NOW I'M CRINGING HARD WTF WHY THE FUCK DID SHE NOT SCOLD ME AND IS ACTING LIKE EVERYTHING IS FINE
imagine this is how you come out to your parents
 
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nigga what
it's real probably

there are people who pour alcohol in their butts too to get high i remember even reading about 2 old guys died because of that
 
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it's real probably

there are people who pour alcohol in their butts too to get high i remember even reading about 2 old guys died because of that
"no one used to be autistic 30 years ago"

my uncles best friend:
 
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animecels reputation just went down another 5 points

also some woman tried to give me zolpidem and tradozone and like 50 antidepressants just because of sleep problems, i told her i just want a home sleep test, and she scheduled it, but also said that the test is "Plan B" and that it's "Plan A" for me to take those pills, crazy bitch
 
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animecels reputation just went down another 5 points

also some woman tried to give me zolpidem and tradozone and like 50 antidepressants just because of sleep problems, i told her i just want a home sleep test, and she scheduled it, but also said that the test is "Plan B" and that it's "Plan A" for me to take those pills, crazy bitch
goy you MVST take the pills :feelshah:
 
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Title Of The Week Award
 
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how would that even feel
 

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