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TLDR; My friend's GF brought her friend to out little get together , we hit it off with the friend and we got intimate. same friend is now dry texting.

editing note, apologies for the worsening syntax throughout the post - i was a bit emotive LEL

DECEMBER 31st:

For NYE, my best friend invited me over to a little function hosted by him and his girlfriend of a month. The girlfriend had brought her friend (lets call her Alex) for me to talk to and suggested i kiss her as my 'new years kiss' so i casually agreed and decided to come to the party. Arriving at about 20:35, I was half an hour late but had brought Alex some food from burger king to be polite - she appreciated it and gave me a welcome hug. Immediately, the night got off to a good start with jokes and light hearted humour around the table until i started dancing to music on the table and Alex joined me. She looked so beautiful. I gave her a soft kiss and pulled her hips into mine before blushing and turning away. On the other side of the room, i heard my friend's girlfriend emphatically screaming that Alex and I had kissed - she was obviously happy. It felt sweet; a moment of fleeting teenage innocence.

Soon, Alex and I lay on the couch together (accompanied by my friend and his girlfriend) and we flicked through an assortment of my favourite movie clips on youtube until we eventually watched some Ukraine combat footage and she decided to put herself upon me and kiss me. Her feelings for me seemed palpable as our lips gently touched and exchanged a moment of passion. She looked at me in the eyes and rested her head upon my chest - i felt like chad.


oh btw this is a lil post script thing: for the actuall ball drop at midnight , she was in my arms on balcony. im also pretty sure i toldf her i was hard and she didnt like it but i cant really remember

After a few more drinks, we were back on the couch and watching stranger things - Alex and I were alone. (For some reason her friend was being a cockblock nand kept dragging me off alex. fucking foid... i wish i just idk..) I gently, grabbing her ass checks (pretty big btw), rolled her onto me and started making out. My hands drifted. My lips moved further down her neck as my fingers frantically unbuttoned her slutty white polo shirt. Her hand gently forced my head into her neck and i gave her a hickey. Shirt undone, i ran my hands down her chest and over her bra - caressing her DD chest. They slipped under. My hand grabbed her left tit and ran fingers over her nipple while she gently moaned under my sultry touch. I stopped and placed my hands on her hips gently grinding her against me... GUESS WHO CAME IN!! her friend........... she calls alex to come and help with some stupid foid thing (apparently they piss tofgeht??? can someone confoirm?!) so im laying there just like wtf? it felt so weird for this thing which we discujss so much on .org to come true haha. i went to tell my homeboyh and he was proud.....

Later, we were all in bed chatting and then Alex starts crying to the foid:
"im home sick i wanna go home"
NIGGAAA??? ITS 4AM ON NEW YEARS EVE?? safe to say we didnt get an uber so she stayed over but not in my bed as planned.. no no no, she slept with the foid! fuck it all mane

Soon after this, she got 'overstimulated' and mid makeout decided to go and spend the rest of hte fucking evening in some closet with her and the foid. SUCH A COCKBLOCK. it was awkward, me and homeboy kinda laid there in bed like 'wtf do we do now' and kinda just hung out on the couch when the foid comes out and says 'btw guys alex and i are watching stranger things so like youre sleeping alone' WTAF? at this point i was angry niggas? stupid bitch foid alex

time passes and homeboy soon becamje terrirbky drunjk, cruingon the bed and skutrring his words so we left him to sleep when the girls both decuedd to watch strger things. i went to join to share in an interest of the girl i like...

'no no YOU can't lay with alex, shes all mine'

what? i was forced to sit on another side of the sofa while these two cuddled and alex put her feet in my lap - she has cute feet soo idm tbh she let me kiss them a few times but onlu wiith socks on so idk do we still like nthjat?

strnager thigns finished and the girls went to sleep withiut giving me as much as a second thought so i crawled into bed with hb seething with rage feeling jealopus and angry but it waws fuine bc the foids were nwioth us tmrw.

JAN 1ST:

im up at 9am like any sane person and patiently wait until fucking ONE AM to shake awake the lazy foids. they contemplate what to do and we eventually decide to go to the park on a walk. again, my mate's gf is a massive cockblock and physically PULLS me off of Alex a few times! it was weird man... we got back home and lay on the couch together but alex doesnt wanna lay with me or really kiss me at all - whatws changed? whenever i make a move, she's called for 'moral support' when her friend goes to piss and just leaves me blue balled. eventually she left and i text her saying thanks for the good time, see u again yada yada and now this bitch is just airing me.


what the FUCK did i do wrong bros? i followed all the advice and was polite at every stage - what could have possibly made her act like this?

Some possibly helpful info i forgot to add:
  • she said she likes me on new years night
  • i asked for consent so itsnot that
  • shes autistic
  • im lmtn shes probablly mtb

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bumping this for u twins

mirin btw, i think its just the foid who was cockblocking prob thought alex was scared or just was a bitch and wanted to cockblock bc ur homeboy was cucking her
 
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mmm must have been a delicious experience mmm must have been a tantalizing experience mmm must be very tricky to cancel before the first place an order to experience 😉 and the family fell on hard times his own feet trying to force me
 
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yo mah nigga @**************/@Master where in the roolz does it state that i cant ban fakeceldom, cus this shit ropefeul boyo
 
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bumping this for u twins

mirin btw, i think its just the foid who was cockblocking prob thought alex was scared or just was a bitch and wanted to cockblock bc ur homeboy was cucking her
yeah I’m pretty sure she thought Alex was scared JFL but like why didn’t she tell me herself? Weird man
 
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TLDR; My friend's GF brought her friend to out little get together , we hit it off with the friend and we got intimate. same friend is now dry texting.

editing note, apologies for the worsening syntax throughout the post - i was a bit emotive LEL

DECEMBER 31st:

For NYE, my best friend invited me over to a little function hosted by him and his girlfriend of a month. The girlfriend had brought her friend (lets call her Alex) for me to talk to and suggested i kiss her as my 'new years kiss' so i casually agreed and decided to come to the party. Arriving at about 20:35, I was half an hour late but had brought Alex some food from burger king to be polite - she appreciated it and gave me a welcome hug. Immediately, the night got off to a good start with jokes and light hearted humour around the table until i started dancing to music on the table and Alex joined me. She looked so beautiful. I gave her a soft kiss and pulled her hips into mine before blushing and turning away. On the other side of the room, i heard my friend's girlfriend emphatically screaming that Alex and I had kissed - she was obviously happy. It felt sweet; a moment of fleeting teenage innocence.

Soon, Alex and I lay on the couch together (accompanied by my friend and his girlfriend) and we flicked through an assortment of my favourite movie clips on youtube until we eventually watched some Ukraine combat footage and she decided to put herself upon me and kiss me. Her feelings for me seemed palpable as our lips gently touched and exchanged a moment of passion. She looked at me in the eyes and rested her head upon my chest - i felt like chad.


oh btw this is a lil post script thing: for the actuall ball drop at midnight , she was in my arms on balcony. im also pretty sure i toldf her i was hard and she didnt like it but i cant really remember

After a few more drinks, we were back on the couch and watching stranger things - Alex and I were alone. (For some reason her friend was being a cockblock nand kept dragging me off alex. fucking foid... i wish i just idk..) I gently, grabbing her ass checks (pretty big btw), rolled her onto me and started making out. My hands drifted. My lips moved further down her neck as my fingers frantically unbuttoned her slutty white polo shirt. Her hand gently forced my head into her neck and i gave her a hickey. Shirt undone, i ran my hands down her chest and over her bra - caressing her DD chest. They slipped under. My hand grabbed her left tit and ran fingers over her nipple while she gently moaned under my sultry touch. I stopped and placed my hands on her hips gently grinding her against me... GUESS WHO CAME IN!! her friend........... she calls alex to come and help with some stupid foid thing (apparently they piss tofgeht??? can someone confoirm?!) so im laying there just like wtf? it felt so weird for this thing which we discujss so much on .org to come true haha. i went to tell my homeboyh and he was proud.....

Later, we were all in bed chatting and then Alex starts crying to the foid:
"im home sick i wanna go home"
NIGGAAA??? ITS 4AM ON NEW YEARS EVE?? safe to say we didnt get an uber so she stayed over but not in my bed as planned.. no no no, she slept with the foid! fuck it all mane

Soon after this, she got 'overstimulated' and mid makeout decided to go and spend the rest of hte fucking evening in some closet with her and the foid. SUCH A COCKBLOCK. it was awkward, me and homeboy kinda laid there in bed like 'wtf do we do now' and kinda just hung out on the couch when the foid comes out and says 'btw guys alex and i are watching stranger things so like youre sleeping alone' WTAF? at this point i was angry niggas? stupid bitch foid alex

time passes and homeboy soon becamje terrirbky drunjk, cruingon the bed and skutrring his words so we left him to sleep when the girls both decuedd to watch strger things. i went to join to share in an interest of the girl i like...

'no no YOU can't lay with alex, shes all mine'

what? i was forced to sit on another side of the sofa while these two cuddled and alex put her feet in my lap - she has cute feet soo idm tbh she let me kiss them a few times but onlu wiith socks on so idk do we still like nthjat?

strnager thigns finished and the girls went to sleep withiut giving me as much as a second thought so i crawled into bed with hb seething with rage feeling jealopus and angry but it waws fuine bc the foids were nwioth us tmrw.

JAN 1ST:

im up at 9am like any sane person and patiently wait until fucking ONE AM to shake awake the lazy foids. they contemplate what to do and we eventually decide to go to the park on a walk. again, my mate's gf is a massive cockblock and physically PULLS me off of Alex a few times! it was weird man... we got back home and lay on the couch together but alex doesnt wanna lay with me or really kiss me at all - whatws changed? whenever i make a move, she's called for 'moral support' when her friend goes to piss and just leaves me blue balled. eventually she left and i text her saying thanks for the good time, see u again yada yada and now this bitch is just airing me.


what the FUCK did i do wrong bros? i followed all the advice and was polite at every stage - what could have possibly made her act like this?

Some possibly helpful info i forgot to add:
  • she said she likes me on new years night
  • i asked for consent so itsnot that
  • shes autistic
  • im lmtn shes probablly mtb

tldr:
i touched tits
They feel like clouds
 
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This cockblocking shit sounds annoying if I were drunk and that happened to me i would crash the fuck out
 
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This cockblocking shit sounds annoying if I were drunk and that happened to me i would crash the fuck out
Yeah I was trying hard to keep calm but she was so fuckint clingy
 
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thought it was a fake story until he included that woman busted in to go to the bathroom together, they always do retarded stuff like that
 
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thought it was a fake story until he included that woman busted in to go to the bathroom together, they always do retarded stuff like that
it’s retarded af like let me have fun
 
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dnr but i believe you and congratulate you on that
 
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TLDR; My friend's GF brought her friend to out little get together , we hit it off with the friend and we got intimate. same friend is now dry texting.

editing note, apologies for the worsening syntax throughout the post - i was a bit emotive LEL

DECEMBER 31st:

For NYE, my best friend invited me over to a little function hosted by him and his girlfriend of a month. The girlfriend had brought her friend (lets call her Alex) for me to talk to and suggested i kiss her as my 'new years kiss' so i casually agreed and decided to come to the party. Arriving at about 20:35, I was half an hour late but had brought Alex some food from burger king to be polite - she appreciated it and gave me a welcome hug. Immediately, the night got off to a good start with jokes and light hearted humour around the table until i started dancing to music on the table and Alex joined me. She looked so beautiful. I gave her a soft kiss and pulled her hips into mine before blushing and turning away. On the other side of the room, i heard my friend's girlfriend emphatically screaming that Alex and I had kissed - she was obviously happy. It felt sweet; a moment of fleeting teenage innocence.

Soon, Alex and I lay on the couch together (accompanied by my friend and his girlfriend) and we flicked through an assortment of my favourite movie clips on youtube until we eventually watched some Ukraine combat footage and she decided to put herself upon me and kiss me. Her feelings for me seemed palpable as our lips gently touched and exchanged a moment of passion. She looked at me in the eyes and rested her head upon my chest - i felt like chad.


oh btw this is a lil post script thing: for the actuall ball drop at midnight , she was in my arms on balcony. im also pretty sure i toldf her i was hard and she didnt like it but i cant really remember

After a few more drinks, we were back on the couch and watching stranger things - Alex and I were alone. (For some reason her friend was being a cockblock nand kept dragging me off alex. fucking foid... i wish i just idk..) I gently, grabbing her ass checks (pretty big btw), rolled her onto me and started making out. My hands drifted. My lips moved further down her neck as my fingers frantically unbuttoned her slutty white polo shirt. Her hand gently forced my head into her neck and i gave her a hickey. Shirt undone, i ran my hands down her chest and over her bra - caressing her DD chest. They slipped under. My hand grabbed her left tit and ran fingers over her nipple while she gently moaned under my sultry touch. I stopped and placed my hands on her hips gently grinding her against me... GUESS WHO CAME IN!! her friend........... she calls alex to come and help with some stupid foid thing (apparently they piss tofgeht??? can someone confoirm?!) so im laying there just like wtf? it felt so weird for this thing which we discujss so much on .org to come true haha. i went to tell my homeboyh and he was proud.....

Later, we were all in bed chatting and then Alex starts crying to the foid:
"im home sick i wanna go home"
NIGGAAA??? ITS 4AM ON NEW YEARS EVE?? safe to say we didnt get an uber so she stayed over but not in my bed as planned.. no no no, she slept with the foid! fuck it all mane

Soon after this, she got 'overstimulated' and mid makeout decided to go and spend the rest of hte fucking evening in some closet with her and the foid. SUCH A COCKBLOCK. it was awkward, me and homeboy kinda laid there in bed like 'wtf do we do now' and kinda just hung out on the couch when the foid comes out and says 'btw guys alex and i are watching stranger things so like youre sleeping alone' WTAF? at this point i was angry niggas? stupid bitch foid alex

time passes and homeboy soon becamje terrirbky drunjk, cruingon the bed and skutrring his words so we left him to sleep when the girls both decuedd to watch strger things. i went to join to share in an interest of the girl i like...

'no no YOU can't lay with alex, shes all mine'

what? i was forced to sit on another side of the sofa while these two cuddled and alex put her feet in my lap - she has cute feet soo idm tbh she let me kiss them a few times but onlu wiith socks on so idk do we still like nthjat?

strnager thigns finished and the girls went to sleep withiut giving me as much as a second thought so i crawled into bed with hb seething with rage feeling jealopus and angry but it waws fuine bc the foids were nwioth us tmrw.

JAN 1ST:

im up at 9am like any sane person and patiently wait until fucking ONE AM to shake awake the lazy foids. they contemplate what to do and we eventually decide to go to the park on a walk. again, my mate's gf is a massive cockblock and physically PULLS me off of Alex a few times! it was weird man... we got back home and lay on the couch together but alex doesnt wanna lay with me or really kiss me at all - whatws changed? whenever i make a move, she's called for 'moral support' when her friend goes to piss and just leaves me blue balled. eventually she left and i text her saying thanks for the good time, see u again yada yada and now this bitch is just airing me.


what the FUCK did i do wrong bros? i followed all the advice and was polite at every stage - what could have possibly made her act like this?

Some possibly helpful info i forgot to add:
  • she said she likes me on new years night
  • i asked for consent so itsnot that
  • shes autistic
  • im lmtn shes probablly mtb

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i touched tits
1k word essay for touching one boob gg go next

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1k word essay for touching one boob gg go next

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happy someone else noticed the word count bc it blew my mind jfl
 
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TLDR; My friend's GF brought her friend to out little get together , we hit it off with the friend and we got intimate. same friend is now dry texting.

editing note, apologies for the worsening syntax throughout the post - i was a bit emotive LEL

DECEMBER 31st:

For NYE, my best friend invited me over to a little function hosted by him and his girlfriend of a month. The girlfriend had brought her friend (lets call her Alex) for me to talk to and suggested i kiss her as my 'new years kiss' so i casually agreed and decided to come to the party. Arriving at about 20:35, I was half an hour late but had brought Alex some food from burger king to be polite - she appreciated it and gave me a welcome hug. Immediately, the night got off to a good start with jokes and light hearted humour around the table until i started dancing to music on the table and Alex joined me. She looked so beautiful. I gave her a soft kiss and pulled her hips into mine before blushing and turning away. On the other side of the room, i heard my friend's girlfriend emphatically screaming that Alex and I had kissed - she was obviously happy. It felt sweet; a moment of fleeting teenage innocence.

Soon, Alex and I lay on the couch together (accompanied by my friend and his girlfriend) and we flicked through an assortment of my favourite movie clips on youtube until we eventually watched some Ukraine combat footage and she decided to put herself upon me and kiss me. Her feelings for me seemed palpable as our lips gently touched and exchanged a moment of passion. She looked at me in the eyes and rested her head upon my chest - i felt like chad.


oh btw this is a lil post script thing: for the actuall ball drop at midnight , she was in my arms on balcony. im also pretty sure i toldf her i was hard and she didnt like it but i cant really remember

After a few more drinks, we were back on the couch and watching stranger things - Alex and I were alone. (For some reason her friend was being a cockblock nand kept dragging me off alex. fucking foid... i wish i just idk..) I gently, grabbing her ass checks (pretty big btw), rolled her onto me and started making out. My hands drifted. My lips moved further down her neck as my fingers frantically unbuttoned her slutty white polo shirt. Her hand gently forced my head into her neck and i gave her a hickey. Shirt undone, i ran my hands down her chest and over her bra - caressing her DD chest. They slipped under. My hand grabbed her left tit and ran fingers over her nipple while she gently moaned under my sultry touch. I stopped and placed my hands on her hips gently grinding her against me... GUESS WHO CAME IN!! her friend........... she calls alex to come and help with some stupid foid thing (apparently they piss tofgeht??? can someone confoirm?!) so im laying there just like wtf? it felt so weird for this thing which we discujss so much on .org to come true haha. i went to tell my homeboyh and he was proud.....

Later, we were all in bed chatting and then Alex starts crying to the foid:
"im home sick i wanna go home"
NIGGAAA??? ITS 4AM ON NEW YEARS EVE?? safe to say we didnt get an uber so she stayed over but not in my bed as planned.. no no no, she slept with the foid! fuck it all mane

Soon after this, she got 'overstimulated' and mid makeout decided to go and spend the rest of hte fucking evening in some closet with her and the foid. SUCH A COCKBLOCK. it was awkward, me and homeboy kinda laid there in bed like 'wtf do we do now' and kinda just hung out on the couch when the foid comes out and says 'btw guys alex and i are watching stranger things so like youre sleeping alone' WTAF? at this point i was angry niggas? stupid bitch foid alex

time passes and homeboy soon becamje terrirbky drunjk, cruingon the bed and skutrring his words so we left him to sleep when the girls both decuedd to watch strger things. i went to join to share in an interest of the girl i like...

'no no YOU can't lay with alex, shes all mine'

what? i was forced to sit on another side of the sofa while these two cuddled and alex put her feet in my lap - she has cute feet soo idm tbh she let me kiss them a few times but onlu wiith socks on so idk do we still like nthjat?

strnager thigns finished and the girls went to sleep withiut giving me as much as a second thought so i crawled into bed with hb seething with rage feeling jealopus and angry but it waws fuine bc the foids were nwioth us tmrw.

JAN 1ST:

im up at 9am like any sane person and patiently wait until fucking ONE AM to shake awake the lazy foids. they contemplate what to do and we eventually decide to go to the park on a walk. again, my mate's gf is a massive cockblock and physically PULLS me off of Alex a few times! it was weird man... we got back home and lay on the couch together but alex doesnt wanna lay with me or really kiss me at all - whatws changed? whenever i make a move, she's called for 'moral support' when her friend goes to piss and just leaves me blue balled. eventually she left and i text her saying thanks for the good time, see u again yada yada and now this bitch is just airing me.


what the FUCK did i do wrong bros? i followed all the advice and was polite at every stage - what could have possibly made her act like this?

Some possibly helpful info i forgot to add:
  • she said she likes me on new years night
  • i asked for consent so itsnot that
  • shes autistic
  • im lmtn shes probablly mtb

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Mirin. I don't think you did anything wrong its just really weird that the girl first wanted you to be with alex but then cockblocked? You could've told her bf to go get her so she'd at least be busy with someone :lul:
 
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TLDR; My friend's GF brought her friend to out little get together , we hit it off with the friend and we got intimate. same friend is now dry texting.

editing note, apologies for the worsening syntax throughout the post - i was a bit emotive LEL

DECEMBER 31st:

For NYE, my best friend invited me over to a little function hosted by him and his girlfriend of a month. The girlfriend had brought her friend (lets call her Alex) for me to talk to and suggested i kiss her as my 'new years kiss' so i casually agreed and decided to come to the party. Arriving at about 20:35, I was half an hour late but had brought Alex some food from burger king to be polite - she appreciated it and gave me a welcome hug. Immediately, the night got off to a good start with jokes and light hearted humour around the table until i started dancing to music on the table and Alex joined me. She looked so beautiful. I gave her a soft kiss and pulled her hips into mine before blushing and turning away. On the other side of the room, i heard my friend's girlfriend emphatically screaming that Alex and I had kissed - she was obviously happy. It felt sweet; a moment of fleeting teenage innocence.

Soon, Alex and I lay on the couch together (accompanied by my friend and his girlfriend) and we flicked through an assortment of my favourite movie clips on youtube until we eventually watched some Ukraine combat footage and she decided to put herself upon me and kiss me. Her feelings for me seemed palpable as our lips gently touched and exchanged a moment of passion. She looked at me in the eyes and rested her head upon my chest - i felt like chad.


oh btw this is a lil post script thing: for the actuall ball drop at midnight , she was in my arms on balcony. im also pretty sure i toldf her i was hard and she didnt like it but i cant really remember

After a few more drinks, we were back on the couch and watching stranger things - Alex and I were alone. (For some reason her friend was being a cockblock nand kept dragging me off alex. fucking foid... i wish i just idk..) I gently, grabbing her ass checks (pretty big btw), rolled her onto me and started making out. My hands drifted. My lips moved further down her neck as my fingers frantically unbuttoned her slutty white polo shirt. Her hand gently forced my head into her neck and i gave her a hickey. Shirt undone, i ran my hands down her chest and over her bra - caressing her DD chest. They slipped under. My hand grabbed her left tit and ran fingers over her nipple while she gently moaned under my sultry touch. I stopped and placed my hands on her hips gently grinding her against me... GUESS WHO CAME IN!! her friend........... she calls alex to come and help with some stupid foid thing (apparently they piss tofgeht??? can someone confoirm?!) so im laying there just like wtf? it felt so weird for this thing which we discujss so much on .org to come true haha. i went to tell my homeboyh and he was proud.....

Later, we were all in bed chatting and then Alex starts crying to the foid:
"im home sick i wanna go home"
NIGGAAA??? ITS 4AM ON NEW YEARS EVE?? safe to say we didnt get an uber so she stayed over but not in my bed as planned.. no no no, she slept with the foid! fuck it all mane

Soon after this, she got 'overstimulated' and mid makeout decided to go and spend the rest of hte fucking evening in some closet with her and the foid. SUCH A COCKBLOCK. it was awkward, me and homeboy kinda laid there in bed like 'wtf do we do now' and kinda just hung out on the couch when the foid comes out and says 'btw guys alex and i are watching stranger things so like youre sleeping alone' WTAF? at this point i was angry niggas? stupid bitch foid alex

time passes and homeboy soon becamje terrirbky drunjk, cruingon the bed and skutrring his words so we left him to sleep when the girls both decuedd to watch strger things. i went to join to share in an interest of the girl i like...

'no no YOU can't lay with alex, shes all mine'

what? i was forced to sit on another side of the sofa while these two cuddled and alex put her feet in my lap - she has cute feet soo idm tbh she let me kiss them a few times but onlu wiith socks on so idk do we still like nthjat?

strnager thigns finished and the girls went to sleep withiut giving me as much as a second thought so i crawled into bed with hb seething with rage feeling jealopus and angry but it waws fuine bc the foids were nwioth us tmrw.

JAN 1ST:

im up at 9am like any sane person and patiently wait until fucking ONE AM to shake awake the lazy foids. they contemplate what to do and we eventually decide to go to the park on a walk. again, my mate's gf is a massive cockblock and physically PULLS me off of Alex a few times! it was weird man... we got back home and lay on the couch together but alex doesnt wanna lay with me or really kiss me at all - whatws changed? whenever i make a move, she's called for 'moral support' when her friend goes to piss and just leaves me blue balled. eventually she left and i text her saying thanks for the good time, see u again yada yada and now this bitch is just airing me.


what the FUCK did i do wrong bros? i followed all the advice and was polite at every stage - what could have possibly made her act like this?

Some possibly helpful info i forgot to add:
  • she said she likes me on new years night
  • i asked for consent so itsnot that
  • shes autistic
  • im lmtn shes probablly mtb

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Mirin. I don't think you did anything wrong its just really weird that the girl first wanted you to be with alex but then cockblocked? You could've told her bf to go get her so she'd at least be busy with someone :lul:
no her bf is a little cuck afraid to do anything with her so she’s just jealous that what she doesn’t get in a few months her friend gets within hours
 
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no her bf is a little cuck afraid to do anything with her so she’s just jealous that what she doesn’t get in a few months her friend gets within hours
Holy cuck :lul: yeah this was definitely the reason
 
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Holy cuck :lul: yeah this was definitely the reason
He was so corny asking her for consent to do everything and checking if she was okay the whole time when he was just LIGJTLY kissing her holy cuckkk
 
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TLDR; My friend's GF brought her friend to out little get together , we hit it off with the friend and we got intimate. same friend is now dry texting.

editing note, apologies for the worsening syntax throughout the post - i was a bit emotive LEL

DECEMBER 31st:

For NYE, my best friend invited me over to a little function hosted by him and his girlfriend of a month. The girlfriend had brought her friend (lets call her Alex) for me to talk to and suggested i kiss her as my 'new years kiss' so i casually agreed and decided to come to the party. Arriving at about 20:35, I was half an hour late but had brought Alex some food from burger king to be polite - she appreciated it and gave me a welcome hug. Immediately, the night got off to a good start with jokes and light hearted humour around the table until i started dancing to music on the table and Alex joined me. She looked so beautiful. I gave her a soft kiss and pulled her hips into mine before blushing and turning away. On the other side of the room, i heard my friend's girlfriend emphatically screaming that Alex and I had kissed - she was obviously happy. It felt sweet; a moment of fleeting teenage innocence.

Soon, Alex and I lay on the couch together (accompanied by my friend and his girlfriend) and we flicked through an assortment of my favourite movie clips on youtube until we eventually watched some Ukraine combat footage and she decided to put herself upon me and kiss me. Her feelings for me seemed palpable as our lips gently touched and exchanged a moment of passion. She looked at me in the eyes and rested her head upon my chest - i felt like chad.


oh btw this is a lil post script thing: for the actuall ball drop at midnight , she was in my arms on balcony. im also pretty sure i toldf her i was hard and she didnt like it but i cant really remember

After a few more drinks, we were back on the couch and watching stranger things - Alex and I were alone. (For some reason her friend was being a cockblock nand kept dragging me off alex. fucking foid... i wish i just idk..) I gently, grabbing her ass checks (pretty big btw), rolled her onto me and started making out. My hands drifted. My lips moved further down her neck as my fingers frantically unbuttoned her slutty white polo shirt. Her hand gently forced my head into her neck and i gave her a hickey. Shirt undone, i ran my hands down her chest and over her bra - caressing her DD chest. They slipped under. My hand grabbed her left tit and ran fingers over her nipple while she gently moaned under my sultry touch. I stopped and placed my hands on her hips gently grinding her against me... GUESS WHO CAME IN!! her friend........... she calls alex to come and help with some stupid foid thing (apparently they piss tofgeht??? can someone confoirm?!) so im laying there just like wtf? it felt so weird for this thing which we discujss so much on .org to come true haha. i went to tell my homeboyh and he was proud.....

Later, we were all in bed chatting and then Alex starts crying to the foid:
"im home sick i wanna go home"
NIGGAAA??? ITS 4AM ON NEW YEARS EVE?? safe to say we didnt get an uber so she stayed over but not in my bed as planned.. no no no, she slept with the foid! fuck it all mane

Soon after this, she got 'overstimulated' and mid makeout decided to go and spend the rest of hte fucking evening in some closet with her and the foid. SUCH A COCKBLOCK. it was awkward, me and homeboy kinda laid there in bed like 'wtf do we do now' and kinda just hung out on the couch when the foid comes out and says 'btw guys alex and i are watching stranger things so like youre sleeping alone' WTAF? at this point i was angry niggas? stupid bitch foid alex

time passes and homeboy soon becamje terrirbky drunjk, cruingon the bed and skutrring his words so we left him to sleep when the girls both decuedd to watch strger things. i went to join to share in an interest of the girl i like...

'no no YOU can't lay with alex, shes all mine'

what? i was forced to sit on another side of the sofa while these two cuddled and alex put her feet in my lap - she has cute feet soo idm tbh she let me kiss them a few times but onlu wiith socks on so idk do we still like nthjat?

strnager thigns finished and the girls went to sleep withiut giving me as much as a second thought so i crawled into bed with hb seething with rage feeling jealopus and angry but it waws fuine bc the foids were nwioth us tmrw.

JAN 1ST:

im up at 9am like any sane person and patiently wait until fucking ONE AM to shake awake the lazy foids. they contemplate what to do and we eventually decide to go to the park on a walk. again, my mate's gf is a massive cockblock and physically PULLS me off of Alex a few times! it was weird man... we got back home and lay on the couch together but alex doesnt wanna lay with me or really kiss me at all - whatws changed? whenever i make a move, she's called for 'moral support' when her friend goes to piss and just leaves me blue balled. eventually she left and i text her saying thanks for the good time, see u again yada yada and now this bitch is just airing me.


what the FUCK did i do wrong bros? i followed all the advice and was polite at every stage - what could have possibly made her act like this?

Some possibly helpful info i forgot to add:
  • she said she likes me on new years night
  • i asked for consent so itsnot that
  • shes autistic
  • im lmtn shes probablly mtb

tldr:
i touched tits
dnr but i remember touching a foids tits too when i was very young i forgot the context but im pretty sure it was an accident anyway
 
TLDR; My friend's GF brought her friend to out little get together , we hit it off with the friend and we got intimate. same friend is now dry texting.

editing note, apologies for the worsening syntax throughout the post - i was a bit emotive LEL

DECEMBER 31st:

For NYE, my best friend invited me over to a little function hosted by him and his girlfriend of a month. The girlfriend had brought her friend (lets call her Alex) for me to talk to and suggested i kiss her as my 'new years kiss' so i casually agreed and decided to come to the party. Arriving at about 20:35, I was half an hour late but had brought Alex some food from burger king to be polite - she appreciated it and gave me a welcome hug. Immediately, the night got off to a good start with jokes and light hearted humour around the table until i started dancing to music on the table and Alex joined me. She looked so beautiful. I gave her a soft kiss and pulled her hips into mine before blushing and turning away. On the other side of the room, i heard my friend's girlfriend emphatically screaming that Alex and I had kissed - she was obviously happy. It felt sweet; a moment of fleeting teenage innocence.

Soon, Alex and I lay on the couch together (accompanied by my friend and his girlfriend) and we flicked through an assortment of my favourite movie clips on youtube until we eventually watched some Ukraine combat footage and she decided to put herself upon me and kiss me. Her feelings for me seemed palpable as our lips gently touched and exchanged a moment of passion. She looked at me in the eyes and rested her head upon my chest - i felt like chad.


oh btw this is a lil post script thing: for the actuall ball drop at midnight , she was in my arms on balcony. im also pretty sure i toldf her i was hard and she didnt like it but i cant really remember

After a few more drinks, we were back on the couch and watching stranger things - Alex and I were alone. (For some reason her friend was being a cockblock nand kept dragging me off alex. fucking foid... i wish i just idk..) I gently, grabbing her ass checks (pretty big btw), rolled her onto me and started making out. My hands drifted. My lips moved further down her neck as my fingers frantically unbuttoned her slutty white polo shirt. Her hand gently forced my head into her neck and i gave her a hickey. Shirt undone, i ran my hands down her chest and over her bra - caressing her DD chest. They slipped under. My hand grabbed her left tit and ran fingers over her nipple while she gently moaned under my sultry touch. I stopped and placed my hands on her hips gently grinding her against me... GUESS WHO CAME IN!! her friend........... she calls alex to come and help with some stupid foid thing (apparently they piss tofgeht??? can someone confoirm?!) so im laying there just like wtf? it felt so weird for this thing which we discujss so much on .org to come true haha. i went to tell my homeboyh and he was proud.....

Later, we were all in bed chatting and then Alex starts crying to the foid:
"im home sick i wanna go home"
NIGGAAA??? ITS 4AM ON NEW YEARS EVE?? safe to say we didnt get an uber so she stayed over but not in my bed as planned.. no no no, she slept with the foid! fuck it all mane

Soon after this, she got 'overstimulated' and mid makeout decided to go and spend the rest of hte fucking evening in some closet with her and the foid. SUCH A COCKBLOCK. it was awkward, me and homeboy kinda laid there in bed like 'wtf do we do now' and kinda just hung out on the couch when the foid comes out and says 'btw guys alex and i are watching stranger things so like youre sleeping alone' WTAF? at this point i was angry niggas? stupid bitch foid alex

time passes and homeboy soon becamje terrirbky drunjk, cruingon the bed and skutrring his words so we left him to sleep when the girls both decuedd to watch strger things. i went to join to share in an interest of the girl i like...

'no no YOU can't lay with alex, shes all mine'

what? i was forced to sit on another side of the sofa while these two cuddled and alex put her feet in my lap - she has cute feet soo idm tbh she let me kiss them a few times but onlu wiith socks on so idk do we still like nthjat?

strnager thigns finished and the girls went to sleep withiut giving me as much as a second thought so i crawled into bed with hb seething with rage feeling jealopus and angry but it waws fuine bc the foids were nwioth us tmrw.

JAN 1ST:

im up at 9am like any sane person and patiently wait until fucking ONE AM to shake awake the lazy foids. they contemplate what to do and we eventually decide to go to the park on a walk. again, my mate's gf is a massive cockblock and physically PULLS me off of Alex a few times! it was weird man... we got back home and lay on the couch together but alex doesnt wanna lay with me or really kiss me at all - whatws changed? whenever i make a move, she's called for 'moral support' when her friend goes to piss and just leaves me blue balled. eventually she left and i text her saying thanks for the good time, see u again yada yada and now this bitch is just airing me.


what the FUCK did i do wrong bros? i followed all the advice and was polite at every stage - what could have possibly made her act like this?

Some possibly helpful info i forgot to add:
  • she said she likes me on new years night
  • i asked for consent so itsnot that
  • shes autistic
  • im lmtn shes probablly mtb

tldr:
i touched tits
my nigga who are u every thread i see from u forces me to stop and mire
 
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oh btw this is a lil post script thing: for the actuall ball drop at midnight , she was in my arms on balcony. im also pretty sure i toldf her i was hard and she didnt like it but i cant really remember
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TLDR; My friend's GF brought her friend to out little get together , we hit it off with the friend and we got intimate. same friend is now dry texting.

editing note, apologies for the worsening syntax throughout the post - i was a bit emotive LEL

DECEMBER 31st:

For NYE, my best friend invited me over to a little function hosted by him and his girlfriend of a month. The girlfriend had brought her friend (lets call her Alex) for me to talk to and suggested i kiss her as my 'new years kiss' so i casually agreed and decided to come to the party. Arriving at about 20:35, I was half an hour late but had brought Alex some food from burger king to be polite - she appreciated it and gave me a welcome hug. Immediately, the night got off to a good start with jokes and light hearted humour around the table until i started dancing to music on the table and Alex joined me. She looked so beautiful. I gave her a soft kiss and pulled her hips into mine before blushing and turning away. On the other side of the room, i heard my friend's girlfriend emphatically screaming that Alex and I had kissed - she was obviously happy. It felt sweet; a moment of fleeting teenage innocence.

Soon, Alex and I lay on the couch together (accompanied by my friend and his girlfriend) and we flicked through an assortment of my favourite movie clips on youtube until we eventually watched some Ukraine combat footage and she decided to put herself upon me and kiss me. Her feelings for me seemed palpable as our lips gently touched and exchanged a moment of passion. She looked at me in the eyes and rested her head upon my chest - i felt like chad.


oh btw this is a lil post script thing: for the actuall ball drop at midnight , she was in my arms on balcony. im also pretty sure i toldf her i was hard and she didnt like it but i cant really remember

After a few more drinks, we were back on the couch and watching stranger things - Alex and I were alone. (For some reason her friend was being a cockblock nand kept dragging me off alex. fucking foid... i wish i just idk..) I gently, grabbing her ass checks (pretty big btw), rolled her onto me and started making out. My hands drifted. My lips moved further down her neck as my fingers frantically unbuttoned her slutty white polo shirt. Her hand gently forced my head into her neck and i gave her a hickey. Shirt undone, i ran my hands down her chest and over her bra - caressing her DD chest. They slipped under. My hand grabbed her left tit and ran fingers over her nipple while she gently moaned under my sultry touch. I stopped and placed my hands on her hips gently grinding her against me... GUESS WHO CAME IN!! her friend........... she calls alex to come and help with some stupid foid thing (apparently they piss tofgeht??? can someone confoirm?!) so im laying there just like wtf? it felt so weird for this thing which we discujss so much on .org to come true haha. i went to tell my homeboyh and he was proud.....

Later, we were all in bed chatting and then Alex starts crying to the foid:
"im home sick i wanna go home"
NIGGAAA??? ITS 4AM ON NEW YEARS EVE?? safe to say we didnt get an uber so she stayed over but not in my bed as planned.. no no no, she slept with the foid! fuck it all mane

Soon after this, she got 'overstimulated' and mid makeout decided to go and spend the rest of hte fucking evening in some closet with her and the foid. SUCH A COCKBLOCK. it was awkward, me and homeboy kinda laid there in bed like 'wtf do we do now' and kinda just hung out on the couch when the foid comes out and says 'btw guys alex and i are watching stranger things so like youre sleeping alone' WTAF? at this point i was angry niggas? stupid bitch foid alex

time passes and homeboy soon becamje terrirbky drunjk, cruingon the bed and skutrring his words so we left him to sleep when the girls both decuedd to watch strger things. i went to join to share in an interest of the girl i like...

'no no YOU can't lay with alex, shes all mine'

what? i was forced to sit on another side of the sofa while these two cuddled and alex put her feet in my lap - she has cute feet soo idm tbh she let me kiss them a few times but onlu wiith socks on so idk do we still like nthjat?

strnager thigns finished and the girls went to sleep withiut giving me as much as a second thought so i crawled into bed with hb seething with rage feeling jealopus and angry but it waws fuine bc the foids were nwioth us tmrw.

JAN 1ST:

im up at 9am like any sane person and patiently wait until fucking ONE AM to shake awake the lazy foids. they contemplate what to do and we eventually decide to go to the park on a walk. again, my mate's gf is a massive cockblock and physically PULLS me off of Alex a few times! it was weird man... we got back home and lay on the couch together but alex doesnt wanna lay with me or really kiss me at all - whatws changed? whenever i make a move, she's called for 'moral support' when her friend goes to piss and just leaves me blue balled. eventually she left and i text her saying thanks for the good time, see u again yada yada and now this bitch is just airing me.


what the FUCK did i do wrong bros? i followed all the advice and was polite at every stage - what could have possibly made her act like this?

Some possibly helpful info i forgot to add:
  • she said she likes me on new years night
  • i asked for consent so itsnot that
  • shes autistic
  • im lmtn shes probablly mtb

tldr:
i touched tits
i felt like a cuck reading this but good shit.
heres what i think
- she might have been drunk at the party which is why she was quick to act with u
- her friend may have advised her to not be with u. not sure what she couldve said for certain but alex’s switch up is definitely weird
- being pulled to the bathroom during the initial makeout couldve given her time to reconsider. which couldve been enforced by the cockblocker
 
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i felt like a cuck reading this but good shit.
heres what i think
- she might have been drunk at the party which is why she was quick to act with u
- her friend may have advised her to not be with u. not sure what she couldve said for certain but alex’s switch up is definitely weird
- being pulled to the bathroom during the initial makeout couldve given her time to reconsider. which couldve been enforced by the cockblocker
1. She wasn’t drunk at all which was so annoying
2. She was literally there to get with me so idk why she switched up
3. Yeah I think thy had a discussion or something another
 
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1. She wasn’t drunk at all which was so annoying
2. She was literally there to get with me so idk why she switched up
3. Yeah I think thy had a discussion or something another
Fucked up. If she's autistic maybe she didn't enjoy it, I don't know, but I would be pissed too. Maybe ask her. Or ask your friends girlfriend
 
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Fucked up. If she's autistic maybe she didn't enjoy it, I don't know, but I would be pissed too. Maybe ask her. Or ask your friends girlfriend
friends girlfriend kept making signs at me to slow down - she said her friend is into me but Alex is literally ghosting me so I don’t believe her. Stupid foids man idc im meeting one of my e girls irl on Saturday again so all is goos
 
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TLDR; My friend's GF brought her friend to out little get together , we hit it off with the friend and we got intimate. same friend is now dry texting.

editing note, apologies for the worsening syntax throughout the post - i was a bit emotive LEL

DECEMBER 31st:

For NYE, my best friend invited me over to a little function hosted by him and his girlfriend of a month. The girlfriend had brought her friend (lets call her Alex) for me to talk to and suggested i kiss her as my 'new years kiss' so i casually agreed and decided to come to the party. Arriving at about 20:35, I was half an hour late but had brought Alex some food from burger king to be polite - she appreciated it and gave me a welcome hug. Immediately, the night got off to a good start with jokes and light hearted humour around the table until i started dancing to music on the table and Alex joined me. She looked so beautiful. I gave her a soft kiss and pulled her hips into mine before blushing and turning away. On the other side of the room, i heard my friend's girlfriend emphatically screaming that Alex and I had kissed - she was obviously happy. It felt sweet; a moment of fleeting teenage innocence.

Soon, Alex and I lay on the couch together (accompanied by my friend and his girlfriend) and we flicked through an assortment of my favourite movie clips on youtube until we eventually watched some Ukraine combat footage and she decided to put herself upon me and kiss me. Her feelings for me seemed palpable as our lips gently touched and exchanged a moment of passion. She looked at me in the eyes and rested her head upon my chest - i felt like chad.


oh btw this is a lil post script thing: for the actuall ball drop at midnight , she was in my arms on balcony. im also pretty sure i toldf her i was hard and she didnt like it but i cant really remember

After a few more drinks, we were back on the couch and watching stranger things - Alex and I were alone. (For some reason her friend was being a cockblock nand kept dragging me off alex. fucking foid... i wish i just idk..) I gently, grabbing her ass checks (pretty big btw), rolled her onto me and started making out. My hands drifted. My lips moved further down her neck as my fingers frantically unbuttoned her slutty white polo shirt. Her hand gently forced my head into her neck and i gave her a hickey. Shirt undone, i ran my hands down her chest and over her bra - caressing her DD chest. They slipped under. My hand grabbed her left tit and ran fingers over her nipple while she gently moaned under my sultry touch. I stopped and placed my hands on her hips gently grinding her against me... GUESS WHO CAME IN!! her friend........... she calls alex to come and help with some stupid foid thing (apparently they piss tofgeht??? can someone confoirm?!) so im laying there just like wtf? it felt so weird for this thing which we discujss so much on .org to come true haha. i went to tell my homeboyh and he was proud.....

Later, we were all in bed chatting and then Alex starts crying to the foid:
"im home sick i wanna go home"
NIGGAAA??? ITS 4AM ON NEW YEARS EVE?? safe to say we didnt get an uber so she stayed over but not in my bed as planned.. no no no, she slept with the foid! fuck it all mane

Soon after this, she got 'overstimulated' and mid makeout decided to go and spend the rest of hte fucking evening in some closet with her and the foid. SUCH A COCKBLOCK. it was awkward, me and homeboy kinda laid there in bed like 'wtf do we do now' and kinda just hung out on the couch when the foid comes out and says 'btw guys alex and i are watching stranger things so like youre sleeping alone' WTAF? at this point i was angry niggas? stupid bitch foid alex

time passes and homeboy soon becamje terrirbky drunjk, cruingon the bed and skutrring his words so we left him to sleep when the girls both decuedd to watch strger things. i went to join to share in an interest of the girl i like...

'no no YOU can't lay with alex, shes all mine'

what? i was forced to sit on another side of the sofa while these two cuddled and alex put her feet in my lap - she has cute feet soo idm tbh she let me kiss them a few times but onlu wiith socks on so idk do we still like nthjat?

strnager thigns finished and the girls went to sleep withiut giving me as much as a second thought so i crawled into bed with hb seething with rage feeling jealopus and angry but it waws fuine bc the foids were nwioth us tmrw.

JAN 1ST:

im up at 9am like any sane person and patiently wait until fucking ONE AM to shake awake the lazy foids. they contemplate what to do and we eventually decide to go to the park on a walk. again, my mate's gf is a massive cockblock and physically PULLS me off of Alex a few times! it was weird man... we got back home and lay on the couch together but alex doesnt wanna lay with me or really kiss me at all - whatws changed? whenever i make a move, she's called for 'moral support' when her friend goes to piss and just leaves me blue balled. eventually she left and i text her saying thanks for the good time, see u again yada yada and now this bitch is just airing me.


what the FUCK did i do wrong bros? i followed all the advice and was polite at every stage - what could have possibly made her act like this?

Some possibly helpful info i forgot to add:
  • she said she likes me on new years night
  • i asked for consent so itsnot that
  • shes autistic
  • im lmtn shes probablly mtb

tldr:
i touched tits
Ig that works
 
No one gives a shit lmao
 
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ehhh but they are just allegations atleast yk they are false but with me id never get to the level
still annoying. gonna have to find a whole new social circle.
 
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h
still annoying. gonna have to find a whole new social circle.
yes true but a lifefue technique is to imagine the incel in south east asian having to be a tour guide for a geomaxxed htn going on a date with one of his native women
 

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