i touched a foids boobs lel

[Deleted member 108926]

yes true but a lifefue technique is to imagine the incel in south east asian having to be a tour guide for a geomaxxed htn going on a date with one of his native women

My dream

 

[motionmantris]

My dream

wym

 

[Deleted member 108926]

wym

To be the htn JFL but I’ll always be a disgusting ethnic

 

[motionmantris]

To be the htn JFL but I’ll always be a disgusting ethnic

ye me 2 man but im black i assume ur asian

 

[Deleted member 108926]

ye me 2 man but im black i assume ur asian

No haha. I’m not Asian I just learnt Chinese to pull Asian chicks

 

[motionmantris]

No haha. I’m not Asian I just learnt Chinese to pull Asian chicks

what are u then?

 

[Deleted member 108926]

what are u then?

Mixed race

 

[motionmantris]

Mixed race

im mirin brother

 

[zertex]

1k word essay for touching one boob gg go next

@domcel

atleast th story was good

 

[zertex]

nigga must’ve been jerking off to memories cause what is this typing

 

[Deleted member 108926]

nigga must’ve been jerking off to memories cause what is this typing

I was quite drunk and was drinking more and more as the post went on.

 

[rawr]

brooooo holy shit mirin man
the idea of even being somewhat intimate with a woman without paying any money sounds unreal to me rn
feels like im destined to stay an incel

 

[rawr]

I was quite drunk and was drinking more and more as the post went on.

 

[Deleted member 108926]

brooooo holy shit mirin man
the idea of even being somewhat intimate with a woman without paying any money sounds unreal to me rn
feels like im destined to stay an incel

I did too but it’s ok

 

[iblamexyz]

TLDR; My friend's GF brought her friend to out little get together , we hit it off with the friend and we got intimate. same friend is now dry texting.

editing note, apologies for the worsening syntax throughout the post - i was a bit emotive LEL

DECEMBER 31st:

For NYE, my best friend invited me over to a little function hosted by him and his girlfriend of a month. The girlfriend had brought her friend (lets call her Alex) for me to talk to and suggested i kiss her as my 'new years kiss' so i casually agreed and decided to come to the party. Arriving at about 20:35, I was half an hour late but had brought Alex some food from burger king to be polite - she appreciated it and gave me a welcome hug. Immediately, the night got off to a good start with jokes and light hearted humour around the table until i started dancing to music on the table and Alex joined me. She looked so beautiful. I gave her a soft kiss and pulled her hips into mine before blushing and turning away. On the other side of the room, i heard my friend's girlfriend emphatically screaming that Alex and I had kissed - she was obviously happy. It felt sweet; a moment of fleeting teenage innocence.

Soon, Alex and I lay on the couch together (accompanied by my friend and his girlfriend) and we flicked through an assortment of my favourite movie clips on youtube until we eventually watched some Ukraine combat footage and she decided to put herself upon me and kiss me. Her feelings for me seemed palpable as our lips gently touched and exchanged a moment of passion. She looked at me in the eyes and rested her head upon my chest - i felt like chad.


oh btw this is a lil post script thing: for the actuall ball drop at midnight , she was in my arms on balcony. im also pretty sure i toldf her i was hard and she didnt like it but i cant really remember

After a few more drinks, we were back on the couch and watching stranger things - Alex and I were alone. (For some reason her friend was being a cockblock nand kept dragging me off alex. fucking foid... i wish i just idk..) I gently, grabbing her ass checks (pretty big btw), rolled her onto me and started making out. My hands drifted. My lips moved further down her neck as my fingers frantically unbuttoned her slutty white polo shirt. Her hand gently forced my head into her neck and i gave her a hickey. Shirt undone, i ran my hands down her chest and over her bra - caressing her DD chest. They slipped under. My hand grabbed her left tit and ran fingers over her nipple while she gently moaned under my sultry touch. I stopped and placed my hands on her hips gently grinding her against me... GUESS WHO CAME IN!! her friend........... she calls alex to come and help with some stupid foid thing (apparently they piss tofgeht??? can someone confoirm?!) so im laying there just like wtf? it felt so weird for this thing which we discujss so much on .org to come true haha. i went to tell my homeboyh and he was proud.....

Later, we were all in bed chatting and then Alex starts crying to the foid:
"im home sick i wanna go home"
NIGGAAA??? ITS 4AM ON NEW YEARS EVE?? safe to say we didnt get an uber so she stayed over but not in my bed as planned.. no no no, she slept with the foid! fuck it all mane

Soon after this, she got 'overstimulated' and mid makeout decided to go and spend the rest of hte fucking evening in some closet with her and the foid. SUCH A COCKBLOCK. it was awkward, me and homeboy kinda laid there in bed like 'wtf do we do now' and kinda just hung out on the couch when the foid comes out and says 'btw guys alex and i are watching stranger things so like youre sleeping alone' WTAF? at this point i was angry niggas? stupid bitch foid alex

time passes and homeboy soon becamje terrirbky drunjk, cruingon the bed and skutrring his words so we left him to sleep when the girls both decuedd to watch strger things. i went to join to share in an interest of the girl i like...

'no no YOU can't lay with alex, shes all mine'

what? i was forced to sit on another side of the sofa while these two cuddled and alex put her feet in my lap - she has cute feet soo idm tbh she let me kiss them a few times but onlu wiith socks on so idk do we still like nthjat?

strnager thigns finished and the girls went to sleep withiut giving me as much as a second thought so i crawled into bed with hb seething with rage feeling jealopus and angry but it waws fuine bc the foids were nwioth us tmrw.

JAN 1ST:

im up at 9am like any sane person and patiently wait until fucking ONE AM to shake awake the lazy foids. they contemplate what to do and we eventually decide to go to the park on a walk. again, my mate's gf is a massive cockblock and physically PULLS me off of Alex a few times! it was weird man... we got back home and lay on the couch together but alex doesnt wanna lay with me or really kiss me at all - whatws changed? whenever i make a move, she's called for 'moral support' when her friend goes to piss and just leaves me blue balled. eventually she left and i text her saying thanks for the good time, see u again yada yada and now this bitch is just airing me.


what the FUCK did i do wrong bros? i followed all the advice and was polite at every stage - what could have possibly made her act like this?

Some possibly helpful info i forgot to add:

• she said she likes me on new years night
• i asked for consent so itsnot that
• shes autistic
• im lmtn shes probablly mtb

tldr:
i touched tits

mogs me for touching boobs

 

[rawr]

I did too but it’s ok

life fuel

 

[foid_raper_2000]

She's just prolly hypergamous foid and she realized that chads are better than u

 

[2s2f]

Why don't I deserve this

 

[sick kunt31]

what would happen if I was htn

 

[Hanuluvsgodzilla]

yeah I’m pretty sure she thought Alex was scared JFL but like why didn’t she tell me herself? Weird man

I mean it is ur first time meeting her if i read it right so she may not be used to u ig?? Also I hate when girls cockblock guys with the 'shes mine' bs. Mirin bro proud of u

 

[Deleted member 108926]

I mean it is ur first time meeting

no but I’m Chad so why does it matter

 

[Hanuluvsgodzilla]

no but I’m Chad so why does it matter

• 'im lmtn shes probablly mtb'
  lmtn is slightly above the average

 

[kiannnn]

TLDR; My friend's GF brought her friend to out little get together , we hit it off with the friend and we got intimate. same friend is now dry texting.

editing note, apologies for the worsening syntax throughout the post - i was a bit emotive LEL

DECEMBER 31st:

For NYE, my best friend invited me over to a little function hosted by him and his girlfriend of a month. The girlfriend had brought her friend (lets call her Alex) for me to talk to and suggested i kiss her as my 'new years kiss' so i casually agreed and decided to come to the party. Arriving at about 20:35, I was half an hour late but had brought Alex some food from burger king to be polite - she appreciated it and gave me a welcome hug. Immediately, the night got off to a good start with jokes and light hearted humour around the table until i started dancing to music on the table and Alex joined me. She looked so beautiful. I gave her a soft kiss and pulled her hips into mine before blushing and turning away. On the other side of the room, i heard my friend's girlfriend emphatically screaming that Alex and I had kissed - she was obviously happy. It felt sweet; a moment of fleeting teenage innocence.

Soon, Alex and I lay on the couch together (accompanied by my friend and his girlfriend) and we flicked through an assortment of my favourite movie clips on youtube until we eventually watched some Ukraine combat footage and she decided to put herself upon me and kiss me. Her feelings for me seemed palpable as our lips gently touched and exchanged a moment of passion. She looked at me in the eyes and rested her head upon my chest - i felt like chad.


oh btw this is a lil post script thing: for the actuall ball drop at midnight , she was in my arms on balcony. im also pretty sure i toldf her i was hard and she didnt like it but i cant really remember

After a few more drinks, we were back on the couch and watching stranger things - Alex and I were alone. (For some reason her friend was being a cockblock nand kept dragging me off alex. fucking foid... i wish i just idk..) I gently, grabbing her ass checks (pretty big btw), rolled her onto me and started making out. My hands drifted. My lips moved further down her neck as my fingers frantically unbuttoned her slutty white polo shirt. Her hand gently forced my head into her neck and i gave her a hickey. Shirt undone, i ran my hands down her chest and over her bra - caressing her DD chest. They slipped under. My hand grabbed her left tit and ran fingers over her nipple while she gently moaned under my sultry touch. I stopped and placed my hands on her hips gently grinding her against me... GUESS WHO CAME IN!! her friend........... she calls alex to come and help with some stupid foid thing (apparently they piss tofgeht??? can someone confoirm?!) so im laying there just like wtf? it felt so weird for this thing which we discujss so much on .org to come true haha. i went to tell my homeboyh and he was proud.....

Later, we were all in bed chatting and then Alex starts crying to the foid:
"im home sick i wanna go home"
NIGGAAA??? ITS 4AM ON NEW YEARS EVE?? safe to say we didnt get an uber so she stayed over but not in my bed as planned.. no no no, she slept with the foid! fuck it all mane

Soon after this, she got 'overstimulated' and mid makeout decided to go and spend the rest of hte fucking evening in some closet with her and the foid. SUCH A COCKBLOCK. it was awkward, me and homeboy kinda laid there in bed like 'wtf do we do now' and kinda just hung out on the couch when the foid comes out and says 'btw guys alex and i are watching stranger things so like youre sleeping alone' WTAF? at this point i was angry niggas? stupid bitch foid alex

time passes and homeboy soon becamje terrirbky drunjk, cruingon the bed and skutrring his words so we left him to sleep when the girls both decuedd to watch strger things. i went to join to share in an interest of the girl i like...

'no no YOU can't lay with alex, shes all mine'

what? i was forced to sit on another side of the sofa while these two cuddled and alex put her feet in my lap - she has cute feet soo idm tbh she let me kiss them a few times but onlu wiith socks on so idk do we still like nthjat?

strnager thigns finished and the girls went to sleep withiut giving me as much as a second thought so i crawled into bed with hb seething with rage feeling jealopus and angry but it waws fuine bc the foids were nwioth us tmrw.

JAN 1ST:

im up at 9am like any sane person and patiently wait until fucking ONE AM to shake awake the lazy foids. they contemplate what to do and we eventually decide to go to the park on a walk. again, my mate's gf is a massive cockblock and physically PULLS me off of Alex a few times! it was weird man... we got back home and lay on the couch together but alex doesnt wanna lay with me or really kiss me at all - whatws changed? whenever i make a move, she's called for 'moral support' when her friend goes to piss and just leaves me blue balled. eventually she left and i text her saying thanks for the good time, see u again yada yada and now this bitch is just airing me.


what the FUCK did i do wrong bros? i followed all the advice and was polite at every stage - what could have possibly made her act like this?

Some possibly helpful info i forgot to add:

• she said she likes me on new years night
• i asked for consent so itsnot that
• shes autistic
• im lmtn shes probablly mtb

tldr:
i touched tits

slime that bitch of a gf shit made my cortisol spike

 

[Fikaacek]

dnr its just tits bro

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

i started dancing to music on the table

What

 

[chudraper67]

im also pretty sure i toldf her i was hard and she didnt like it but i cant really remember

alright bro what was even going thru ur mind here

 

[Kira]

you got yourself an nd foid thats rare dont mess it up

my first opp on here..