I trolled my mentor teacher and another faculty member on our first meeting

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I was invited for an introduction meeting. Based on that, they’ll decide whether or not I’m a good fit for the school. Well, the other faculty member said that by law, they are required to receive a so-called Certificate of Conduct from anyone who wishes to work in Education, even if it’s for an internship. A Certificate of Conduct is handed out by the government and they will check to see if you’ve got a criminal background, and based on that they’ll give you one or not, depending on the criminal past you may have. When he said that, I said “I have a confession to make…” and got quiet for a second. They seemed somewhat concerned. Then I resumed, “I’m a good boy, so that won’t be a problem.” Aha. They laughed. :feelsautistic:
 
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mirin low inhib
 
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Gengar said:
I was invited for an introduction meeting. Based on that, they’ll decide whether or not I’m a good fit for the school. Well, the other faculty member said that by law, they are required to receive a so-called Certificate of Conduct from anyone who wishes to work in Education, even if it’s for an internship. A Certificate of Conduct is handed out by the government and they will check to see if you’ve got a criminal background, and based on that they’ll give you one or not, depending on the criminal past you may have. When he said that, I said “I have a confession to make…” and got quiet for a second. They seemed somewhat concerned. Then I resumed, “I’m a good boy, so that won’t be a problem.” Aha. They laughed. :feelsautistic:
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i dont understand shiii
tried to read
 
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Gengar said:
I was invited for an introduction meeting. Based on that, they’ll decide whether or not I’m a good fit for the school. Well, the other faculty member said that by law, they are required to receive a so-called Certificate of Conduct from anyone who wishes to work in Education, even if it’s for an internship. A Certificate of Conduct is handed out by the government and they will check to see if you’ve got a criminal background, and based on that they’ll give you one or not, depending on the criminal past you may have. When he said that, I said “I have a confession to make…” and got quiet for a second. They seemed somewhat concerned. Then I resumed, “I’m a good boy, so that won’t be a problem.” Aha. They laughed. :feelsautistic:
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If i did this i would somehow manage to make it extremely awkward and make the room silent for 30 seconds :dafuckfeels:
 
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Feuerwehr said:
yes u be mirin?
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i mirin brah.
 
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Gengar said:
I was invited for an introduction meeting. Based on that, they’ll decide whether or not I’m a good fit for the school. Well, the other faculty member said that by law, they are required to receive a so-called Certificate of Conduct from anyone who wishes to work in Education, even if it’s for an internship. A Certificate of Conduct is handed out by the government and they will check to see if you’ve got a criminal background, and based on that they’ll give you one or not, depending on the criminal past you may have. When he said that, I said “I have a confession to make…” and got quiet for a second. They seemed somewhat concerned. Then I resumed, “I’m a good boy, so that won’t be a problem.” Aha. They laughed. :feelsautistic:
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That's the spirit. A good teacher doesn't take everything so seriously. You can always remain professional while taking subtle jabs at the status quo. That's the best way to get them to question everything, as young minds should.
 
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Lefty Rankin said:
That's the spirit. A good teacher doesn't take everything so seriously. You can always remain professional while taking subtle jabs at the status quo. That's the best way to get them to question everything, as young minds should.
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Based. All my favourite teachers where like this
 
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Feuerwehr said:
i dont understand shiii
tried to read
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TL;DR: I implied I had a criminal background that would not allow me to work at schools.
 
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Lefty Rankin said:
That's the spirit. A good teacher doesn't take everything so seriously. You can always remain professional while taking subtle jabs at the status quo. That's the best way to get them to question everything, as young minds should.
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Aww thanks, brother! It means a lot coming from someone who has worked as a teacher himself. :Comfy:
 
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Gengar said:
Some male teachers favor female students. I won’t look at gender. I’ll treat them according to their behavior. :Comfy:
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no simping if they won't met you hit, gotta teach these foids they don't control the world
 
Gengar said:
I was invited for an introduction meeting. Based on that, they’ll decide whether or not I’m a good fit for the school. Well, the other faculty member said that by law, they are required to receive a so-called Certificate of Conduct from anyone who wishes to work in Education, even if it’s for an internship. A Certificate of Conduct is handed out by the government and they will check to see if you’ve got a criminal background, and based on that they’ll give you one or not, depending on the criminal past you may have. When he said that, I said “I have a confession to make…” and got quiet for a second. They seemed somewhat concerned. Then I resumed, “I’m a good boy, so that won’t be a problem.” Aha. They laughed. :feelsautistic:
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Mirin to my favourite cute moderator :love:he’s going to do amazing
 
Gengar said:
I was invited for an introduction meeting. Based on that, they’ll decide whether or not I’m a good fit for the school. Well, the other faculty member said that by law, they are required to receive a so-called Certificate of Conduct from anyone who wishes to work in Education, even if it’s for an internship. A Certificate of Conduct is handed out by the government and they will check to see if you’ve got a criminal background, and based on that they’ll give you one or not, depending on the criminal past you may have. When he said that, I said “I have a confession to make…” and got quiet for a second. They seemed somewhat concerned. Then I resumed, “I’m a good boy, so that won’t be a problem.” Aha. They laughed. :feelsautistic:
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"I have pedophile impulses"
 
Everyone will like you as a teacher:D
 
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Ayy thats goated my bro, hope you get the job ❤️
 
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Gengar said:
I was invited for an introduction meeting. Based on that, they’ll decide whether or not I’m a good fit for the school. Well, the other faculty member said that by law, they are required to receive a so-called Certificate of Conduct from anyone who wishes to work in Education, even if it’s for an internship. A Certificate of Conduct is handed out by the government and they will check to see if you’ve got a criminal background, and based on that they’ll give you one or not, depending on the criminal past you may have. When he said that, I said “I have a confession to make…” and got quiet for a second. They seemed somewhat concerned. Then I resumed, “I’m a good boy, so that won’t be a problem.” Aha. They laughed. :feelsautistic:
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Are you applying to become a teacher no way
 
Gengar said:
I was invited for an introduction meeting. Based on that, they’ll decide whether or not I’m a good fit for the school. Well, the other faculty member said that by law, they are required to receive a so-called Certificate of Conduct from anyone who wishes to work in Education, even if it’s for an internship. A Certificate of Conduct is handed out by the government and they will check to see if you’ve got a criminal background, and based on that they’ll give you one or not, depending on the criminal past you may have. When he said that, I said “I have a confession to make…” and got quiet for a second. They seemed somewhat concerned. Then I resumed, “I’m a good boy, so that won’t be a problem.” Aha. They laughed. :feelsautistic:
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Nearing 30 btw @Jason Voorhees
 
Mirin, what specifically will you teach? Good luck on your job :feelsautistic:
 
jfl, I need to get better at this type of humor :ROFLMAO:
 
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