i used to think my life was tragedy but now i realized it's a comedy

Enlil

Enlil

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imagine. 20 years old since came out from mom's pussy and i'm still a VIRGIN. i can't do what i was made for, sex, it's incredible...
 
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Is this account satire ?
 
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humans, the only type of race that had to beg the female side for reproduction. really makes you think. over
 
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Trying to decide what’s the order of most cringe looksmax accounts between:
@Enlil —ugly and doesn’t seem to give fuck about looksmaxing; just here to pass the time before he dies I guess. In retrospect he’s not that bad but a weirdo nonetheless.

@RichmondBread — gives necro and serial killer vibes. Doesn’t understand how his autism and life (40 year old racist virgin who sings Christian rock) as a case study is a black pill to suicidal incels

@Short Ugly and Brown —Somehow both a Creep and dork at the same time, as well as apparently having an identity crisis and is on the verge of transtitioning to a woman. He posted pictures on an Incel forum of his underage crush he obsessed over, ejaculated his emasculated (takes fin as a teen) semen on said pictures, posted about pics of this as well as her name, she found out about all this, and he got her doxxed by a curry.
 
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Are you in the photos? oh god....
 
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You look like you have great personality
 
Trying to decide what’s the order of most cringe looksmax accounts between:
@Enlil
@RichmondBread
@Short Ugly and Brown
The guy who fell in love with a whore I forgot his username
 
Have that shit on blu ray
 
20 years old since came out from mom's pussy and i'm still a VIRGIN.
If you get laid this year, you have still beaten me by plenty years. Good luck, you can do it.
 
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The guy who fell in love with a whore I forgot his username
@Gosick ? That’s not that bad tbh. Peep what I wrote about each person in my edit and you’ll see Gosick is pretty normal lmao
 
@Gosick ? That’s not that bad tbh. Peep what I wrote about each person in my edit and you’ll see Gosick is pretty normal lmao
Yeah okay Short Ugly and Brown wins but falling in love with a prostitute is one of the most cucked patethic things possible tbh

At least he's self aware so maybe I'm too harsh
 
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To those who don’t believe @Short Ugly and Brown is in denial of his gender identity...

He’s already on the first step 99% of trans people take:
184237E4 2995 4EC2 A236 C5A71C66B611
 
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Mirin the monobrow
 
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wow
 
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you look 40 yrs old
 
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Boyo you look exactly the same with a guy i know irl. he is giga incel
 
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looks like more than 6 teeth showing so no narrow pallet i guess
 
Out here looking like

9EE9136B 63B0 4792 8738 9FA7C15ADA8A
 
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no, it is a tragedy.
 
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lose fat grow hair shave mono brow so we can properely examine your face
 
Trying to decide what’s the order of most cringe looksmax accounts between:
@Enlil —ugly and doesn’t seem to give fuck about looksmaxing; just here to pass the time before he dies I guess. In retrospect he’s not that bad but a weirdo nonetheless.

@RichmondBread — gives necro and serial killer vibes. Doesn’t understand how his autism and life (40 year old racist virgin who sings Christian rock) as a case study is a black pill to suicidal incels

@Short Ugly and Brown —Somehow both a Creep and dork at the same time, as well as apparently having an identity crisis and is on the verge of transtitioning to a woman. He posted pictures on an Incel forum of his underage crush he obsessed over, ejaculated his emasculated (takes fin as a teen) semen on said pictures, posted about pics of this as well as her name, she found out about all this, and he got her doxxed by a curry.
We are in the cool part of the Internet
 
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imagine. 20 years old since came out from mom's pussy and i'm still a VIRGIN. i can't do what i was made for, sex, it's incredible...
I refuse to think this isn’t a larp as I have your other twink pics
 
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imagine. 20 years old since came out from mom's pussy and i'm still a VIRGIN. i can't do what i was made for, sex, it's incredible...
Go back to where you came out of.

Because......there is no better place like 'home' :sneaky:.

humans, the only type of race that had to beg the female side for reproduction. really makes you think. over
This is why I wish humans could reproduce asexually.

Wish women and sex weren't even a thing.
 
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imagine. 20 years old since came out from mom's pussy and i'm still a VIRGIN. i can't do what i was made for, sex, it's incredible...
Gonna need a selfie with a fork on your head to prove this is really you
 
You can looksmax so easily , but you're probably a lazy cunt.
 
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You clearly have some potentials. I think that micropenis, mentalcelism, or a very short height might be what is holding you back
 
Fuck you nigga.
 
I used to think that was you ngl.
 
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im truecel bro. they trolled u and lied to u bro
we need proof. post a pic of u with ur username. u got nothing to lose
 

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