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Dr. Mog

Dr. Mog

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Every time before I step into the saloon I think it’s unreasonable to spend $29 twice in every business week just to get my beard trimmed down by 1.75mm but once I’m in the barber shop the big ahh TV screen immediately starts playing Indila’s Andrew Tate music top G video and the barber uses all his scales drawing a Pythagoras theorem on my cheek and every other trigonometric function to measure the right symmetry for that clean cut boxy lines fade on my beard and once I pay the amount after a good 69 business mins in the barber shop and take a final look in that mirror I feel like the King of Emirati type shi and I step out of the shop the IOIs from Huzz increase exactly by 3.56x so it’s always money well spent.

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I just use A Gillete razor to shave my head and face. 10 rupees for 1 shave
 
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Every time before I step into the saloon I think it’s unreasonable to spend $29 twice in every business week just to get my beard trimmed down by 1.75mm but once I’m in the barber shop the big ahh TV screen immediately starts playing Indila’s Andrew Tate music top G video and the barber uses all his scales drawing a Pythagoras theorem on my cheek and every other trigonometric function to measure the right symmetry for that clean cut boxy lines fade on my beard and once I pay the amount after a good 69 business mins in the barber shop and take a final look in that mirror I feel like the King of Emirati type shi and I step out of the shop the IOIs from Huzz increase exactly by 3.56x so it’s always money well spent.

@Mogs Me @HXTRED999 @Insomnia @mcmentalonthemic @inversions
Should i cut my hair myself
 
I just use A Gillete razor to shave my head and face. 10 rupees for 1 shave
I dont understand
Why use razor where trimmer exists and it doesn't require aftershave
 
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cant relate i have long hair :feelshah:
 
I dont understand
Why use razor where trimmer exists and it doesn't require aftershave
Because its cheap and I have a stainless steel 316L grade razor which will last a lifetime. No such guarantee with electric
 
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cant relate i have long hair :feelshah:
This thread isn’t about the head hair you GrAY fuck please learn to read a little Thank you.

Why use razor where trimmer exists
Razors gives that clean shave 0mm look with no beard remaining whatsoever whereas with a trimmer is mainly for beard adjustment.

The real mogger one out of all is that old school long blade razor but that requires insanely good precision to not cut yourself

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This thread isn’t about the head hair you GrAY fuck please learn to read a little Thank you.


Razors gives that clean shave 0mm look with no beard remaining whatsoever whereas with a trimmer is mainly for beard adjustment.

The real mogger one out of all is that old school long blade razor but that requires insanely good precision to not cut yourself

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i meant as in going to a salon dickhead
 
I get my mom to cut my hair every few months.

Can’t afford softmaxxing while I’m hardmaxxing.

No point anyway, it is just polishing a turd as I already discovered.
 
Every time before I step into the saloon I think it’s unreasonable to spend $29 twice in every business week just to get my beard trimmed down by 1.75mm but once I’m in the barber shop the big ahh TV screen immediately starts playing Indila’s Andrew Tate music top G video and the barber uses all his scales drawing a Pythagoras theorem on my cheek and every other trigonometric function to measure the right symmetry for that clean cut boxy lines fade on my beard and once I pay the amount after a good 69 business mins in the barber shop and take a final look in that mirror I feel like the King of Emirati type shi and I step out of the shop the IOIs from Huzz increase exactly by 3.56x so it’s always money well spent.

@Mogs Me @HXTRED999 @Insomnia @mcmentalonthemic @inversions
just get regular beard trimmer or 50 cent gilette razor and use it for a month its not that hard, and get longer haircut and then cut your hair every 5-6 months and call it a day.

middle hair lenght is literally so good that its lower maintaince than shorter hair and literally looks better most of times.
 
I just use A Gillete razor to shave my head and face. 10 rupees for 1 shave
get a safety razor even cheaper while giving a better shave and more gentle on the skin
 
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Only a brokie would resort to cutting one's hair and beard
 
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Every time before I step into the saloon I think it’s unreasonable to spend $29 twice in every business week just to get my beard trimmed down by 1.75mm but once I’m in the barber shop the big ahh TV screen immediately starts playing Indila’s Andrew Tate music top G video and the barber uses all his scales drawing a Pythagoras theorem on my cheek and every other trigonometric function to measure the right symmetry for that clean cut boxy lines fade on my beard and once I pay the amount after a good 69 business mins in the barber shop and take a final look in that mirror I feel like the King of Emirati type shi and I step out of the shop the IOIs from Huzz increase exactly by 3.56x so it’s always money well spent.

@Mogs Me @HXTRED999 @Insomnia @mcmentalonthemic @inversions
why not save the money up for surgery boiiiiiiiiiii
 
get a safety razor even cheaper while giving a better shave and more gentle on the skin
Its a Gillette Vintage boyo. Ofc it is a safety razor.
 
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Razors gives that clean shave 0mm look with no beard remaining whatsoever whereas with a trimmer is mainly for beard adjustment.
Brutal with black hair and my skin colour
Clean shaving makes me look weird because you can see the not yet grown black hair under my skin
When I tan this goes away but its winter

Can only use my philips one blade which literally cuts it the tiniest bit longer to where it feels the exact same, but that effect doesn't happen, and where I dont feel baby faced after
 

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