Dr. Mog
PhD in moggerology
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Every time before I step into the saloon I think it’s unreasonable to spend $29 twice in every business week just to get my beard trimmed down by 1.75mm but once I’m in the barber shop the big ahh TV screen immediately starts playing Indila’s Andrew Tate music top G video and the barber uses all his scales drawing a Pythagoras theorem on my cheek and every other trigonometric function to measure the right symmetry for that clean cut boxy lines fade on my beard and once I pay the amount after a good 69 business mins in the barber shop and take a final look in that mirror I feel like the King of Emirati type shi and I step out of the shop the IOIs from Huzz increase exactly by 3.56x so it’s always money well spent.
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