I want a girlfriend who treats me like a child

[Krakowski]

All I want is a htb with big tits who breastfeeds me, makes me food, buys me clothes, takes care of my laundry, and do most other boring things. I want her to treat me like a little child.

I could put up with working a full time job and maybe some other basic stuff but not much more.

Is this too much to ask for?

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Least picky .org user

 

[5.5psl]

You have mommy issues

 

[Krakowski]

This is more or less what the average man had up until the 70s

@stunna @Antonio7 @HarrierDuBois @RODEBLUR

 

[Krakowski]

You have mommy issues

What’s that, I’ve heard it before but never understood it

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

I want to be a child and a daddy all at once

 

[5.5psl]

What’s that, I’ve heard it before but never understood it

You need a girl who treats you like your mom , who takes care of you and tells you what to do.

 

[Napoleon de Geso]

I want girlfriend who treats me like teenage bf. We just hang out and have fun, none of that boring adult shit

 

[Krakowski]

You need a girl who treats you like your mom , who takes care of you and tells you what to do.

Is it related to childhood trauma? My early years were weird because of my parents divorce and then when I was 10 my dad dipped.

 

[RetardSubhuman]

 

[Trilogy]

It's fine nothing wrong with that

 

[Krakowski]

It's fine nothing wrong with that

Satire or serious?

 

[Trilogy]

Satire or serious?

Serious

 

[Krakowski]

Serious

Any tips on how I could acquire a girlfriend like this? I have asperger's no friends and is MTN in looks.

 

[Hellcat]

you def got mommy issues brobro

 

[Krakowski]

I want to be a child and a daddy all at once

Elab

you def got mommy issues brobro

What can I do to solve it?

 

[Primalsplit]

Any tips on how I could acquire a girlfriend like this? I have asperger's no friends and is MTN in looks.

Only if you pay. And even that is a stretch. Guys like you repulse women. Because your fantasy is a travesty. A manchild is an abomination.

 

[Krakowski]

Only if you pay. And even that is a stretch. Guys like you repulse women. Because your fantasy is a travesty. A manchild is an abomination.

Over for my abused dog brain

What if I find a girlfriend and try convince her to do parts of it, or will she see me as weird?

 

[Primalsplit]

What can I do to solve it?

Learn how to take your own responsibility. Your parents definitely fucked you up in raising you to be an adult. It's not fair. But you can finish the job for them.

 

[Primalsplit]

Over for my abused dog brain

What if I find a girlfriend and try convince her to do parts of it, or will she see me as weird?

Don't even try. It's way way easier to do what I offer. And that is no easy task either.

 

[Krakowski]

Don't even try. It's way way easier to do what I offer. And that is no easy task either.

Ok what about only breastfeeding. Oneitiscuck syndrome only makes it worse, and now @crestfallen95 is gone aswell

Learn how to take your own responsibility. Your parents definitely fucked you up in raising you to be an adult. It's not fair. But you can finish the job for them.

Fuck being an adult.

 

[Deleted member 23115]

be a man please u have it in you if you arent castrated

 

[Primalsplit]

Ok what about only breastfeeding. Oneitiscuck syndrome only makes it worse, and now @crestfallen95 is gone aswell



Fuck being an adult.

Just evolve or die loser.

 

[SubSigma]

Same tbh. I want a ginger stacey gf that cooks for me, is strict, and bosses me around while cuddling with me.

 

[Krakowski]

Just evolve or die loser.

Why are you so mean?

be a man please u have it in you if you arent castrated

Yeah bro just change your brain bro

Same tbh. I want a ginger stacey gf that cooks for me, is strict, and bosses me around while cuddling with me.
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Not my type really

 

[dimorphism]

This is more or less what the average man had up until the 70s

Including the breastfeeding btw

 

[Krakowski]

Including the breastfeeding btw

I was born 2 late, over

 

[dimorphism]

Only if you pay. And even that is a stretch. Guys like you repulse women. Because your fantasy is a travesty. A manchild is an abomination.

Tales
Women naturally submit to chads and are willing to do housework for them. She takes you too lightly if not

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

Elab

I'm the boss but also demand to be giga spoiled. If she can't oblige to these requirements I'm good.

 

[Krakowski]

Tales
Women naturally submit to chads and are willing to do housework for them. She takes you too lightly if not

@Primalsplit is a personality coper, looks is all that matters. Let me repeat it for you, LOOKS LOOKS LOOKS !!!

 

[MagaPutinism]

All I want is a htb with big tits who breastfeeds me, makes me food, buys me clothes, takes care of my laundry, and do most other boring things. I want her to treat me like a little child.

I could put up with working a full time job and maybe some other basic stuff but not much more.

Is this too much to ask for?

You need to act like a man, No woman will make your fantasy come true becouse it's weird and autistic

 

[Krakowski]

You need to act like a man, No woman will make your fantasy come true becouse it's weird and autistic

pERsonality coper, I will find the one soonER or latER. That’s what I’m hoping for atleast.

I'm the boss but also demand to be giga spoiled. If she can't oblige to these requirements I'm good.

Do you think I can succeed in finding the relationship I’m craving? I feel like I should just commit suicide otherwise or maybe do “something else”.

 

[SubSigma]

Why are you so mean?


Yeah bro just change your brain bro


Not my type really

U don’t like ginger stacies?

 

[Krakowski]

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U don’t like ginger stacies?

Blonde or pink hair only

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

Do you think I can succeed in finding the relationship I’m craving? I feel like I should just commit suicide otherwise or maybe do “something else”.

Luckpill is very real. looksmaxx and moneymaxx and hopefully you find your looksmatch that views you as chad

 

[Krakowski]

Luckpill is very real. looksmaxx and moneymaxx and hopefully you find your looksmatch that views you as chad

Sadly I’m mtn so I guess I would have to ascend to HTN then, @StrangerDanger can I ascend to HTN with bimax + implants or am I done for?

 

[Primalsplit]

Why are you so mean?

I am mean to toughen you up loser. God you sound just like that Crestcuck95. Luckily for you I'm kinda over my bully phase but you just invite more bullying with pathetic comments like these.

Let me give you a reality check you sapless spineless beta. You are a failure. Your parents are failures. Your parents' parents are failures. And vica versa. You just inherited their legacy. DNA, lifestyle and finances all included. You either compensate for their weaknesses over time (and maybe hope for it to make it's impact on your DNA) or you wither and die. Life is a relay race and you are fucking behind. So cut the crap. Try not to devolve any further by chasing stupid shit like this.

I don't even know why I'm helping you. Fuck my compassion genes I guess. But of course, you being someone like you will not listen to any word I say. So double fuck. I hope you won't make it.

 

[Primalsplit]

I am mean to toughen you up loser. God you sound just like that Crestcuck95. Luckily for you I'm kinda over my bully phase but you just invite more bullying with pathetic comments like these.

Let me give you a reality check you sapless spineless beta. You are a failure. Your parents are failures. Your parents' parents are failures. And vica versa. You just inherited their legacy. DNA, lifestyle and finances all included. You either compensate for their weaknesses over time (and maybe hope for it to make it's impact on your DNA) or you wither and die. Life is a relay race and you are fucking behind. So cut the crap. Try not to devolve any further by chasing stupid shit like this.

I don't even know why I'm helping you. Fuck my compassion genes I guess. But of course, you being someone like you will not listen to any word I say. So double fuck. I hope you won't make it.

@MonkeyDLuffy2003 more entertainment for you I guess.

 

[Primalsplit]

Tales
Women naturally submit to chads and are willing to do housework for them. She takes you too lightly if not

Chads are not some weak beta losers you know.

 

[dimorphism]

Chads are not some weak beta losers you know.

That's why they don't do housework

 

[Primalsplit]

That's why they don't do housework

It's normal for them not to. Your point?

 

[Krakowski]

I am mean to toughen you up loser. God you sound just like that Crestcuck95. Luckily for you I'm kinda over my bully phase but you just invite more bullying with pathetic comments like these.

Let me give you a reality check you sapless spineless beta. You are a failure. Your parents are failures. Your parents' parents are failures. And vica versa. You just inherited their legacy. DNA, lifestyle and finances all included. You either compensate for their weaknesses over time (and maybe hope for it to make it's impact on your DNA) or you wither and die. Life is a relay race and you are fucking behind. So cut the crap. Try not to devolve any further by chasing stupid shit like this.

I don't even know why I'm helping you. Fuck my compassion genes I guess. But of course, you being someone like you will not listen to any word I say. So double fuck. I hope you won't make it.

Giving me advice but praying on my downfall? Mirin

I will make it on my own terms, haters gonna hate.

Also do you think these problems will go away if I get to experience love from a girl?

That's why they don't do housework

Exactly.

 

[Primalsplit]

Giving me advice but praying on my downfall? Mirin

I will make it on my own terms, haters gonna hate.

Also do you think these problems will go away if I get to experience love from a girl?

Exactly.

Ok you're not like Crestcuck95. You might make it after all.

I believe satisfying your itches and fantasies will make you move forward yes.

 

[Krakowski]

Ok you're not like Crestcuck95. You might make it after all.

I believe satisfying your itches and fantasies will make you move forward yes.

I’m getting a job soon and going back to school next semester.

I still need to learn basic stuff like buying clothes but I’m progressing in those area aswell. Atleast I know how to cook food, I guess that’s one.

 

[dimorphism]

It's normal for them not to. Your point?

That's what i'm saying.

 

[Krakowski]

That's what i'm saying.

Bro how do I get my dream fulfilled I need hopium

 

[Deleted member 24278]

You have parents issues

Don't worry I understand you, I have daddy issues and I realize most of not all my mental problems come from there

 

[Deleted member 24278]

Bro how do I get my dream fulfilled I need hopium

No hopium for you bro, you just need to accept that your upbringing messed you up

 

[Primalsplit]

Bro how do I get my dream fulfilled I need hopium

Maybe you should hire a sex therapist?

 

[Krakowski]

Maybe you should hire a sex therapist?

What’s that?

You have parents issues

Don't worry I understand you, I have daddy issues and I realize most of not all my mental problems come from there

What’s the difference between mommy issues and daddy issues?