I want a girlfriend who treats me like a child

[LampPostPrime]

All I want is a htb with big tits who breastfeeds me, makes me food, buys me clothes, takes care of my laundry, and do most other boring things. I want her to treat me like a little child.

I could put up with working a full time job and maybe some other basic stuff but not much more.

Is this too much to ask for?

Finally a fellow based MOMMY enjoyer. Im especially into mean DOMMY who punishes and controls and molests and traumatizes me. Its gotten so bad at this point when carmela got mad at her son on the sopranos i got a legit 10% chub

 

[LampPostPrime]

do you mind real men fucking her?

Incredibly based too. I wanna be traumatized watching BULLs fuck mommy and make her SQUIRT

 

[LampPostPrime]

What’s that?


What’s the difference between mommy issues and daddy issues?

Are you into lactation porn? Its intensely erotic. Its porn where the girl shoots milk everywhere from her mommy milkies

 

[Krakowski]

Finally a fellow based MOMMY enjoyer. Im especially into mean DOMMY who punishes and controls and molests and traumatizes me. Its gotten so bad at this point when carmela got mad at her son on the sopranos i got a legit 10% chub

Punishes? Molests? What are you talking about lol.

Incredibly based too. I wanna be traumatized watching BULLs fuck mommy and make her SQUIRT

That’s just weird.

Are you into lactation porn? It’s intensely erotic. Its porn where the girl shoots milk everywhere from her mommy milkies

I don’t watch porn

 

[LampPostPrime]

Punishes? Molests? What are you talking about lol.


That’s just weird.

I don’t watch porn

Wait a few months. Keep going down the rabbithole of porn (stop lying u arent getting this fetish without porn) you'll get to my point soon enough

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

All I want is a htb with big tits who breastfeeds me, makes me food, buys me clothes, takes care of my laundry, and do most other boring things. I want her to treat me like a little child.

I could put up with working a full time job and maybe some other basic stuff but not much more.

Is this too much to ask for?

Breastfeeds you? Maybe 6ft + 100k salary +abs isn't so unreasonable

 

[Krakowski]

Wait a few months. Keep going down the rabbithole of porn (stop lying u arent getting this fetish without porn) you'll get to my point soon enough

How is this a “fetish”, haven’t watched porn and when I did I only watched normal stuff

 

[LampPostPrime]

youll stop talking if you know whats good for you

This is the dark triad bull who fucks me and ops MOMMIES

 

[LampPostPrime]

How is this a “fetish”, haven’t watched porn and when I did I only watched normal stuff

Nigga on the super saiyan LARP

So what tf do u jerk off to?

 

[Krakowski]

Nigga on the super saiyan LARP

So what tf do u jerk off to?

Normal porn or random hentai photos on Twitter but I quit 2 weeks ago

 

[LampPostPrime]

Normal porn or random hentai photos on Twitter but I quit 2 weeks ago

Righttttt

 

[Krakowski]

Righttttt

Why would I lie ?

Tbh I hate myself and would like a girl who tell me how useless I am but that is pro because of early life

 

[LampPostPrime]

Why would I lie ?

Tbh I hate myself and would like a girl who tell me how useless I am but that is pro because of early life

I find it hard to believe you're on that mommy fetish shit without being a kinky coomer

 

[Krakowski]

I find it hard to believe you're on that mommy fetish shit without being a kinky coomer

Never watched anything like that, doesn’t even know what you mean by that

 

[LampPostPrime]

If ur into that shit but still look at normal porn, why? Why not look at the kinky porn that caters to this? Are u ashamed? Man some of the mommy incest porn out there gets FUCKED up. Super dark but super HOT. U shud check it out

 

[LampPostPrime]

Never watched anything like that, doesn’t even know what you mean by that

Ok English must not be your first language or something

 

[Krakowski]

If ur into that shit but still look at normal porn, why? Why not look at the kinky porn that caters to this? Are u ashamed? Man some of the mommy incest porn out there gets FUCKED up. Super dark but super HOT. U shud check it out

Because porn is gross and for subhumans, also I just want a girlfriend who does this not whatever that is you describe.

 

[LampPostPrime]

Because porn is gross and for subhumans, also I just want a girlfriend who does this not whatever that is you describe.

Dude ur not gonna find a gf into this u will have to settle for porn lmao

 

[Krakowski]

Dude ur not gonna find a gf into this u will have to settle for porn lmao

Cope

 

[Krakowski]

Dude ur not gonna find a gf into this u will have to settle for porn lmao

All I want is a loving gf nothing more, “settle for porn”

 

[LampPostPrime]

All I want is a loving gf nothing more, “settle for porn”

I obviously meant the part about being a dommy mommy lmao

 

[Krakowski]

I obviously meant the part about being a dommy mommy lmao

What is dommy mommy

 

[wollet2]

Incredibly based too. I wanna be traumatized watching BULLs fuck mommy and make her SQUIRT

its unavoidable someone like op cant satisfy the dick needs of these big titted htbs

you gotta be fine with watching

 

[Krakowski]

its unavoidable someone like op cant satisfy the dick needs of these big titted htbs

you gotta be fine with watching

Aren’t you the guy whose dick doesn’t function?

 

[wollet2]

Aren’t you the guy whose dick doesn’t function?

yeah
why

 

[JBcollector]

DID SOMEONE SAY CHILLDDDDDD