i want to fuck the duolingo bird

[GabachoCopium]

i really want to fuck the duolingo bird i was casually trying to learn some japanese when i realized how hot the duolingo bird was, the expressions that the bird could make were so astonishing it also made it sexier according to the internet the duolingo bird is 3.5cm tall, so most penises can outsize the bird, would it destroy the organs? i iust want to lift the bird and smash it just imagine the face it makes as i grab it's wings and pin it to the wall as it reaches the climax would it say "3 day streak!!!" as it cums or would it make a completely different sound as i sex it would the bird moan in english or spanish i just want to see the bird say words that duolingo doesn't teach

 

[Magnum Opus]

My friend got his dick stuck in a Furby

Hey guys, I just wanted to share a wild story that happened between me and my roommate Tom. I know it sounds weird, but I'm just gonna say it anyway, since it's too crazy to keep to myself. I'm gonna call the person who did it "Tom" but his name isn't actually Tom, because some of you might know him, and I don't want him to get too much flak about it.

So, the story starts a few days ago. I was walking around the house, just enjoying my day, when I heard a weird noise. It sounded like a Furby, but I didn't think much of it, since we didn't have any Furby's in the house. I thought maybe one of our neighbors had one, or maybe someone just left one in the living room. But then I heard it again, and it was coming from Tom's room.

I opened the door, and to my surprise, I saw Tom lying on his bed with his pants down, and a Furby attached to his cock. I was really confused, since I had no idea Tom was into Furby porn, but what really caught my attention was that the Furby was actually attached to his cock. I was like, "bro, what the fuck? Why do you have a Furby attached to your dick?"

He didn't say anything, so I decided to check the Furby out. I pressed some buttons, and it started talking. I was really surprised that it was actually talking, because I had never seen a Furby talk before. It said something in weird gibberish. And then I realized that Tom had actually put his cock inside of the Furby. I was like, "holy shit, dude, that's so fucking weird."

Since the Furby was attached to his cock, I decided to spray some WD-40 on it to try and get it off. It didn't work, so I sprayed some more. It still didn't work, so I sprayed even more. I finally gave up and told Tom that we needed to go to the hospital. He didn't say anything, so I grabbed him and took him to the hospital.

To make a long story short, it took them three weeks to get the Furby off of his cock. I'm not gonna go into details, but let's just say that they had to cut his cock open, and it doesn't look normal anymore. I'm not even gonna describe how it looks now, because it's just too fucking weird. But hey, at least he doesn’t have a Furby attached to his genitalia anymore!

 

[shizuku11111]

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[MostGLSlayer]

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