I was in a club yesterday, i meet up a girl, we started kissing, we went to the bathroom but i forgot to shave and i have a micropenis...

[areayes]

I was in a famous club in my city and i nevrr got a head in my whole life, the girl started kissing me and stuff but i didnt knew shr wanted to fuck.


And i didnt shaved my dick for like 5 months cus i wasnt using it anyways?


So she told me if i wanna go to the bathroom real quick and i followed her. I thought she js wanted do a lil break or somethinf but she pulled me in the bathroom, took out my pants like really fast and saw my bushy micropenis, the hair itself was bigger than my dick so it was like 90% covered by hair


ANd i also forgot to clean it up before leaving my house and like 3 hours before the club i jerked off in erome and my dick was smelling SHIT, that cum was fermentating in my dick for 5 hours and she smelled it and saw that horrible scene. She went out without saying a word and left the club...

 

[areayes]

Bump

 

[Minuskul]

Wow

 

[Eskorbutin]

No way

 

[areayes]

No way

WHat?

 

[Deleted member 255733]

Larp final boss

 

[John Fallout]

My condolences

 

[Eskorbutin]

WHat?

No way bro!!!

 

[5.5psl]

Larp final boss

Bro is spamming those same face images not knowing reverse image search exists

 

[ifconfig]

I was in a famous club in my city and i nevrr got a head in my whole life, the girl started kissing me and stuff but i didnt knew shr wanted to fuck.


And i didnt shaved my dick for like 5 months cus i wasnt using it anyways?


So she told me if i wanna go to the bathroom real quick and i followed her. I thought she js wanted do a lil break or somethinf but she pulled me in the bathroom, took out my pants like really fast and saw my bushy micropenis, the hair itself was bigger than my dick so it was like 90% covered by hair


ANd i also forgot to clean it up before leaving my house and like 3 hours before the club i jerked off in erome and my dick was smelling SHIT, that cum was fermentating in my dick for 5 hours and she smelled it and saw that horrible scene. She went out without saying a word and left the club...

what is your erect size?

 

[Aconite]

Idc if it’s real or not I had a good laugh. thanks brother

 

[Deleted member 270565]

This is just a tragedy

 

[areayes]

what is your erect size?

Around 10 cm, but unfortunally i have some problems with getting hard and stuff and it was not hard...

 

[areayes]

Idc if it’s real or not I had a good laugh. thanks brother

Bro, irs not funny laughing from other peoples misery...

 

[Rothschild]

funny post but larp

 

[duromaxxing]

dndr brutal title still

 

[ifconfig]

Around 10 cm, but unfortunally i have some problems with getting hard and stuff and it was not hard...

bone pressed?

 

[Notcel]

Damn thats brutal

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

Get mogged

 

[areayes]

I mean, unfortunally i have a blood penis so its REALLY small while soft, it is like almost non existent + the hair cover

 

[areayes]

Wym, its actually real bro

funny post but larp

 

[IBL4MEZYG]

 

[areayes]

Dnr

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[IBL4MEZYG]

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Get mogged

 

[htbslayeer]

JFL at this blatant larp

 

[DildoFaggins]

tales

 

[ethnical]

I was in a famous club in my city and i nevrr got a head in my whole life, the girl started kissing me and stuff but i didnt knew shr wanted to fuck.


And i didnt shaved my dick for like 5 months cus i wasnt using it anyways?


So she told me if i wanna go to the bathroom real quick and i followed her. I thought she js wanted do a lil break or somethinf but she pulled me in the bathroom, took out my pants like really fast and saw my bushy micropenis, the hair itself was bigger than my dick so it was like 90% covered by hair


ANd i also forgot to clean it up before leaving my house and like 3 hours before the club i jerked off in erome and my dick was smelling SHIT, that cum was fermentating in my dick for 5 hours and she smelled it and saw that horrible scene. She went out without saying a word and left the club...

Shut the fuck up nigger

 

[Rothschild]

Wym, its actually real bro

sure

 

[kana]

alright man

 

[White_Bwoi]

Larp
ew
My biggest fear is that it's not gonna work, kinda water in the drunken setting, always have some sildenafil with you just in case bois..