I was jacking off and my roommate walked in srs

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Holy fuck I’m an idiot. He was coming back from somewhere and I thought I timed it right but as I was cleaning up, naked in a chair, I heard the key unlocking the door.

I was literally wiping myself off while naked and he fucking walked in. Thankfully I pulled my boxers just as the key hit the door. I literally jammed the tissues in my boxers and put my shorts on halfway as he was in the room.

I just turned around to him and said with my halfway shorts and hoodie on my body because I freaked out, “Can you leave real quick, I’m super high.” and he walked out for a few minutes and got dressed and shit. And the worst part was I was high.

I heard the key unlock the door and literally my heart stopped and I just had flashbacks of all the stories of roommates walking in on their roommate jacking it. I can’t believe that happened holy shit
 
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why are jacking off if you have a gf?
 
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Should have butt fucked him hardcore
 
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Worst luck ever bro jfl
 
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why are jacking off if you have a gf?
Because she’s not here rn.
Worst luck ever bro jfl
Dude I was literally thinking to myself before “What if he walks in?” And thinking about the reddit stories of people walking in. And then I heard the elevator ding from out my dorm room and “I thought, what if that’s him?” like purposely siking myself out because I was high AND IT WAS.
 
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understandable
 
I see
 
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Because she’s not here rn.

Dude I was literally thinking to myself before “What if he walks in?” And thinking about the reddit stories of people walking in. And then I heard the elevator ding from out my dorm room and “I thought, what if that’s him?” like purposely siking myself out because I was high AND IT WAS.
How tf do u like my comments so quick. You got a bot or sum @Bobbu flay
 
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Were you jacking off to male models?
 
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From now on it's gonna be weird between you two. You'll not be able to look each other in the eyes again. Just because you wanted to rub one out quickly. You either rope or change nation.
 
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Were you jacking off to male models?
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Str8 Roommate caught Jerking off to Porn in living room ( No Cum )
129Kviews
 
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:sleep:
 
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I've been caught by my roomie but since we really got along it was like nothing tbh
 
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
 
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u really lucky this nigg not me
I would have laughed so bad at u tbh
 
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My mom saw me jacking off many times
 
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Should’ve held ur frame, locked eye contact and kept going to assert your alpha presence.
 
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One time I jerked off infront of the family PC when I was 14, as I finished I turned around and saw my step dad sleeping on the bed in the opposite room. I thought he left with my mother to the shops.
 
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One time I jerked off infront of the family PC when I was 14, as I finished I turned around and saw my step dad sleeping on the bed in the opposite room. I thought he left with my mother to the shops.
should've nutted on him
 
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bump. I know u irl and will tell him about ur acc here
 
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Proverbs 28:1

1The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.
 
Its over
 
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Should have asked him for a helping hand

"Good you're there bro, can you lend me a hand? I'm too high rn to jack off on my own, thanks!"
 
Yesterday: broke up with gf

Today: almost caught fapping

Tomorrow : mom found the cum candles
 
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High inhib, chads jack each other off for fun
 
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