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Kraken
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Holy fuck I’m an idiot. He was coming back from somewhere and I thought I timed it right but as I was cleaning up, naked in a chair, I heard the key unlocking the door.
I was literally wiping myself off while naked and he fucking walked in. Thankfully I pulled my boxers just as the key hit the door. I literally jammed the tissues in my boxers and put my shorts on halfway as he was in the room.
I just turned around to him and said with my halfway shorts and hoodie on my body because I freaked out, “Can you leave real quick, I’m super high.” and he walked out for a few minutes and got dressed and shit. And the worst part was I was high.
I heard the key unlock the door and literally my heart stopped and I just had flashbacks of all the stories of roommates walking in on their roommate jacking it. I can’t believe that happened holy shit
I was literally wiping myself off while naked and he fucking walked in. Thankfully I pulled my boxers just as the key hit the door. I literally jammed the tissues in my boxers and put my shorts on halfway as he was in the room.
I just turned around to him and said with my halfway shorts and hoodie on my body because I freaked out, “Can you leave real quick, I’m super high.” and he walked out for a few minutes and got dressed and shit. And the worst part was I was high.
I heard the key unlock the door and literally my heart stopped and I just had flashbacks of all the stories of roommates walking in on their roommate jacking it. I can’t believe that happened holy shit