Serious I was jacking off and my roommate walked in srs

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Holy fuck I’m an idiot. He was coming back from somewhere and I thought I timed it right but as I was cleaning up, naked in a chair, I heard the key unlocking the door.

I was literally wiping myself off while naked and he fucking walked in. Thankfully I pulled my boxers just as the key hit the door. I literally jammed the tissues in my boxers and put my shorts on halfway as he was in the room.

I just turned around to him and said with my halfway shorts and hoodie on my body because I freaked out, “Can you leave real quick, I’m super high.” and he walked out for a few minutes and got dressed and shit. And the worst part was I was high.

I heard the key unlock the door and literally my heart stopped and I just had flashbacks of all the stories of roommates walking in on their roommate jacking it. I can’t believe that happened holy shit
 
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why are jacking off if you have a gf?
Because she’s not here rn.
Worst luck ever bro jfl
Dude I was literally thinking to myself before “What if he walks in?” And thinking about the reddit stories of people walking in. And then I heard the elevator ding from out my dorm room and “I thought, what if that’s him?” like purposely siking myself out because I was high AND IT WAS.
 
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understandable
 
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Because she’s not here rn.

Dude I was literally thinking to myself before “What if he walks in?” And thinking about the reddit stories of people walking in. And then I heard the elevator ding from out my dorm room and “I thought, what if that’s him?” like purposely siking myself out because I was high AND IT WAS.
How tf do u like my comments so quick. You got a bot or sum @Bobbu flay
 
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Were you jacking off to male models?
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Proverbs 28:1

1The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.
 
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Should have asked him for a helping hand

"Good you're there bro, can you lend me a hand? I'm too high rn to jack off on my own, thanks!"
 
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High inhib, chads jack each other off for fun
 

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