I was once gorgeous, talented and healthy

Vermilioncore

Vermilioncore

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I was looking through my old google photo archive from 2016-2020.

I was skinny, I somehow knew how to play the piano, I had a big dick, I was healthy and had thick hair.

Somehow in late 2020 I became fat, my dick shrunk, I lost the knowledge of how to play piano, and my hair suddenly got thin

What happened to me?
 
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what composers did you like to play

back at the con i played a lot of bach and chopin (water to be a pianist who likes chopin but whatever hes the GOAT)
 
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Idk about this one man your account was made in 2019 so it definitely stopped at 2018 💀
 
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what composers did you like to play

back at the con i played a lot of bach and chopin (water to be a pianist who likes chopin but whatever hes the GOAT)
I played bach 👍🏻🔥
 
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But also for some reason I got no pussy from 2016-2020 but as soon as I got fat and ugly I got pussy. What’s going on?
 
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But also for some reason I got no pussy from 2016-2020 but as soon as I got fat and ugly I got pussy. What’s going on?
How come I’m always ugly, have a baby dick and i am also short and always virgin?

Was i just born to be a faggot failure or the next Lenin of incels?

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Working for the Order got you aging fast Severus
 
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