swt
schizoposting messiah
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It’s been 7139 days since I was banished to the friendcel wasteland, watching the chadlite effortlessly stack their social XP while I, a lowly shadow, rot in isolation. I tried approaching normies, but every time I got hit with the friendzone force field. I once tried high-fiving a guy. He looked at my hand, then at me, and just walked away. I swear I became invisible for a second.
I even sent “what’s up” texts at 2:37 a.m., prime friendcel hunting hours. No reply. Left on read. I’m convinced the normies have a secret society blocking me from friendship.
But I WILL level up and reach ascension. I’ll keep practicing small talk and gathering memes. One day, the normie world will tremble before the rise of the friendcel.
I even sent “what’s up” texts at 2:37 a.m., prime friendcel hunting hours. No reply. Left on read. I’m convinced the normies have a secret society blocking me from friendship.
But I WILL level up and reach ascension. I’ll keep practicing small talk and gathering memes. One day, the normie world will tremble before the rise of the friendcel.
