Serious I will not settle for a landwhale.

[Deleted member 611]

Jb or bust for me. I will not voluntarily stick my dick in a burgermonster just to say that I'm not a virgin. I still have dignity.

Even if she's not a virgin, just not a landwhale.

Honestly how can sex with a 300 pound hambeast be pleasurable at all. She would probably kill me during sex too with her enormous weight.

 

[Deleted member 281]

Tbh

 

[Deleted member 611]

@mybrainabusesme if you arent larping then idk how you do it bro

 

[mybrainabusesme]

@mybrainabusesme if you arent larping then idk how you do it bro

im taking hormonal drugs to make my dick stay hard more

 

[Tony]

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[Deleted member 611]

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[Tony]

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[Deleted member 611]

im taking hormonal drugs to make my dick stay hard more

yeh but you still must have some innate attraction for landwhales even without the drugs. I'm just not sure how anyone could be attracted to such a thing

 

[StudyHacks]

I never knew who would even volunteer to be ridden by a hambeast? I mean, do these guys know your dick can break? 100% srsly, I'm afraid it would break every time

 

[Deleted member 611]

I never knew who would even volunteer to be ridden by a hambeast? I mean, do these guys know your dick can break? 100% srsly, I'm afraid it would break every time

Reminds me of a porn video where a girl was riding the guy and she fell on his dick, breaking it. That would probably happen easier with a landwhale

 

[RichardSpencel]

They wouldn't settle for u,they have 10 Chads on speed dial and you make them repulsed.

 

[Deleted member 611]

They wouldn't settle for u,they have 10 Chads on speed dial and you make them repulsed.

landwhales dont have chad on speed dial kek

 

[RichardSpencel]

Virgin or bust.

 

[Deleted member 611]

Virgin or bust.

I would say this as well but my hopes of finding a virgin girl my age has dwindled.

 

[mybrainabusesme]

yeh but you still must have some innate attraction for landwhales even without the drugs. I'm just not sure how anyone could be attracted to such a thing

im not attracted to them, i just prefer that than fapping


also i hope to get cheap rent or live for free with her cause i mog her hard (she fat and old me young tall sexy god body)

 

[RichardSpencel]

I would say this as well but my hopes of finding a virgin girl my age has dwindled.

my hopes of finding any girl are all but gone.

 

[Deleted member 611]

im not attracted to them, i just prefer that than fapping


also i hope to get cheap rent or live for free with her cause i mog her hard (she fat and old me young tall sexy god body)

ah so you just use her as you would a pocket pussy lol I get it now

You must have to close your eyes sometimes and imagine ur fucking a stacy or smthing

my hopes of finding any girl are all but gone.

I think I have some hope if I put in my best effort

 

[Swagwaffle]

honestly my standards are so low these days. I wouldn't mind settling for a cute little fat one.

my hopes of finding any girl are all but gone.

 

[Deleted member 611]

honestly my standards are so low these days. I wouldn't mind settling for a cute little fat one.

I mean maybe I would settle for a chubby girl but never a landwhale. theres a difference im pretty sure. Chubby girls can look thicc from certain angles

 

[mojopin]

Fucking a landwhale has the same shame to fucking a prostitute. Both mark your failure to attract a healthy partner for your offspring

 

[Swagwaffle]

Fucking a landwhale has the same shame to fucking a prostitute. Both mark your failure to attract a healthy partner for your offspring

BUT

Landwhale > Fap

 

[Deleted member 611]

BUT

Landwhale > Fap

Actually I think I would rather fap tbh

At least I can look at a picture of a cute foid

with landwhales i would have to use my imagination

 

[mojopin]

Actually I think I would rather fap tbh

At least I can look at a picture of a cute foid

with landwhales i would have to use my imagination

Just nofap bro then you can get any girl you want

 

[Swagwaffle]

Just nofap bro then you can get any girl you want

i rather just grape

 

[Deleted member 611]

Just nofap bro then you can get any girl you want

I would rather do no dong

 

[nattycel]

300lbs is too much. Landwhales normally come in sub 200lbs irl.

 

[Deleted member 611]

300lbs is too much. Landwhales normally come in sub 200lbs irl.

sub 200 pounds isnt landwhale imo you would have to be above 200 to be landwhale

 

[badromance]

masturbation>landwhales