I will not settle for a landwhale.

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Jb or bust for me. I will not voluntarily stick my dick in a burgermonster just to say that I'm not a virgin. I still have dignity.

Even if she's not a virgin, just not a landwhale.

Honestly how can sex with a 300 pound hambeast be pleasurable at all. She would probably kill me during sex too with her enormous weight.
 
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@mybrainabusesme if you arent larping then idk how you do it bro
 
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im taking hormonal drugs to make my dick stay hard more
yeh but you still must have some innate attraction for landwhales even without the drugs. I'm just not sure how anyone could be attracted to such a thing
 
I never knew who would even volunteer to be ridden by a hambeast? I mean, do these guys know your dick can break? 100% srsly, I'm afraid it would break every time
 
I never knew who would even volunteer to be ridden by a hambeast? I mean, do these guys know your dick can break? 100% srsly, I'm afraid it would break every time
Reminds me of a porn video where a girl was riding the guy and she fell on his dick, breaking it. That would probably happen easier with a landwhale :feelsgiga:
 
They wouldn't settle for u,they have 10 Chads on speed dial and you make them repulsed.
 
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Virgin or bust.
 
yeh but you still must have some innate attraction for landwhales even without the drugs. I'm just not sure how anyone could be attracted to such a thing

im not attracted to them, i just prefer that than fapping


also i hope to get cheap rent or live for free with her cause i mog her hard (she fat and old me young tall sexy god body)
 
I would say this as well but my hopes of finding a virgin girl my age has dwindled.
my hopes of finding any girl are all but gone.
 
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im not attracted to them, i just prefer that than fapping


also i hope to get cheap rent or live for free with her cause i mog her hard (she fat and old me young tall sexy god body)
ah so you just use her as you would a pocket pussy lol I get it now

You must have to close your eyes sometimes and imagine ur fucking a stacy or smthing
my hopes of finding any girl are all but gone.
I think I have some hope if I put in my best effort
 
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honestly my standards are so low these days. I wouldn't mind settling for a cute little fat one.
I mean maybe I would settle for a chubby girl but never a landwhale. theres a difference im pretty sure. Chubby girls can look thicc from certain angles
 
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Fucking a landwhale has the same shame to fucking a prostitute. Both mark your failure to attract a healthy partner for your offspring
 
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Fucking a landwhale has the same shame to fucking a prostitute. Both mark your failure to attract a healthy partner for your offspring
BUT

Landwhale > Fap
 
BUT

Landwhale > Fap
Actually I think I would rather fap tbh

At least I can look at a picture of a cute foid

with landwhales i would have to use my imagination
 
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Actually I think I would rather fap tbh

At least I can look at a picture of a cute foid

with landwhales i would have to use my imagination
Just nofap bro then you can get any girl you want
 
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300lbs is too much. Landwhales normally come in sub 200lbs irl.
 
300lbs is too much. Landwhales normally come in sub 200lbs irl.
sub 200 pounds isnt landwhale imo you would have to be above 200 to be landwhale
 
masturbation>landwhales
 
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