I wish making money was as easy as video games

[Vermilioncore]

For example in gta you just get a text that says “there’s some heat in grove street. Arrive and take out the trash and you’ll get a nice reward” and you just pull up and kill everyone and instantly get 20,000k and the cops will forget about you if you just hide. Irl, you’ll never escape, they’ll search until they find you, they won’t just give up like “ah! Guess he got away ”

 

[Dr. Bludy]

I mean you can just hide in a trash can, who will suspect it??? Nobody because thats some cartoon type shit and ull get away

 

[Deleted member 23239]

bro im telling you find a job as night security guard
nothing is easier than that

 

[AllesScheiße]

bro im telling you find a job as night security guard
nothing is easier than that

Non-NT job ngl

 

[Yuno_howitez]

bro im telling you find a job as night security guard
nothing is easier than that

This 5’4 120 bozo cant even guard his chicken tendies from birds

 

[Yuno_howitez]

For example in gta you just get a text that says “there’s some heat in grove street. Arrive and take out the trash and you’ll get a nice reward” and you just pull up and kill everyone and instantly get 20,000k and the cops will forget about you if you just hide. Irl, you’ll never escape, they’ll search until they find you, they won’t just give up like “ah! Guess he got away ”

And on top of that u get respect for ur job and then when u finish one there’s another one waiting for ya and then big smokes gives u 500 bucks and says buy some beers nigga

 

[Deleted member 23239]

This 5’4 120 bozo cant even guard his chicken tendies from birds

give him a gun and he is more scary than brock lesnar without one