I work as a security guard at a strip club. AMA.

[Deleted member 15260]

just shit like this from the girls. they are the neediest most predatory dark triad fucks

 

[Deleted member 15260]

and you think they dont like the drama of complaining? girls are children, they will cry if they don't get what they want. chad and a gorillion dollars and slaves.
also female solopsism. they are much more resilient to pain and torture

well they have a slave already... me.

Yes they love drama I did notice that more working here. It is all about "finding out the tea" and getting in petty fights

 

[Deleted member 15260]

one just sent me this

wtf

am I chad? or does she need uber eats?

 

[Chinacurry]

Yes Indian guys LOVE to whisper to me “how much to fuck one of them?”

they always want the inside scoop on prostitution

they are largely pack animals i’ve observed and they love to travel no less than 8 deep

college indians love it too

They never do anything less than 6 deep.

I seen them approaching hookers in Thailand to get a group discount

 

[Deleted member 15260]

They never do anything less than 6 deep.

I seen them approaching hookers in Thailand to get a group discount

They are herd animals by nature and they act so shy and reserved until i’m staring directly at their withered wrinkly cock on the camera

indians will lie to your face too

my friend. My friend please. This is not true my friend.

 

[Deleted member 15260]

I went to a fondue birthday party for one of the strippers and like 10 were there

one 21 year old asian one stood up and said

EVERYONE. I HAVE A ANNOUMCEMENT

Okay so I know some of you here do sex work like feet stuff and camming and some of you here have paypigs and cash cows on twitter etc

CASHAPP IS CHANGING THEIR LAWS EVERYONE

This month anything over $650 WILL trigger a 1099 girls. So if your slaves or foot fetishee’s send you money have them put “for rent” on it so it will be exempt


It was such a cringe speech tbh

 

[Deleted member 12002]

You ever had to get physical with anyone?

 

[Deleted member 15260]

You ever had to get physical with anyone?

Yea but NEVER black gangsters

they will be like “boy yo ass loook like dirk nowitzsky!!! On O. On odee grave yo ass lookin like Dirk” (some random tall ass white basketball player). A lot of them I have vacuum sealed weed to give if they get rowdy or cigarettes or some hennessy and then i can call
The cops. My city is too dangerous for all that flexing shit and i am not a good fighter

sometimes if they are really drunk i will slightly physically escort them out

i’ve called the cops 15 times?

one guy hit his head hard on the ground and had a concussion i think and went crazy and was bleeding everywhere and charging me like a wild deranged orangutan monster but i called the cops and locked him out

 

[Deleted member 15260]

You ever had to get physical with anyone?

A guy charged my manager and two mexican gang members hopped out of an uber and just attacked the guy on demon time

they didnt even know what was happening

it is always good when a customer steps up to be a volunteer security guard so i dont have to put myself in danger

 

[Deleted member 12002]

A guy charged my manager and two mexican gang members hopped out of an uber and just attacked the guy on demon time

they didnt even know what was happening

it is always good when a customer steps up to be a volunteer security guard so i dont have to put myself in danger

I don't like meddlers. I got a broken rib right now cause some rando at the supermarket parking lot a few weeks back tackled me to the ground. I was standing over top of some guy about to give his face/head a well deserved beating.

 

[Deleted member 15260]

I don't like meddlers. I got a broken rib right now cause some rando at the supermarket parking lot a few weeks back tackled me to the ground. I was standing over top of some guy about to give his face/head a well deserved beating.

Mirin low inhib

you looking for a job? We may be able to use you

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Mirin low inhib

you looking for a job? We may be able to use you

Nah, being in that kind of environment wouldn't be any good for me. Been clean from meth since sept 2018 and have a wife/kid. I got a job as a chef.

 

[Deleted member 16801]

what are ur plans for the future? i know bouncers can get stuck working these dead end jobs for like 5 years and never actually do anything w their lives

 

[Done]

I know who this is

6’7” skinny and white

i’m a terrible security guard and never pat any nigger down

just graduated law school so some of them were like “impressed”

 

[Done]

over if anyone finds out the security guy likes it up the butt

Yup I definitely know who this is

 

[Deleted member 17174]

Virgin security guard Vs chad bouncer (stacy bounces off dick)

 

[Done]

Your the last person I thought would be working security but u from o.block so you a real nigga tho

 

[Deleted member 15260]

Your the last person I thought would be working security but u from o.block so you a real nigga tho

It’s good to see you again old friend

After all these months apart

oh how i’ve hidden from the world until I saw your face

how have you been? I know we meet under not ideal circumstances but i’m trying to make a life for myself on this new site

become a megastar again

 

[johncruz12345]

Yup I definitely know who this is

Dam bruh, it was that easy to find out this guys identity.

 

[Deleted member 15260]

Dam bruh, it was that easy to find out this guys identity.

No he knows me because i’m 6’7” and highly sexually submissive

we spent a lot of time together on Lookism as fellow Megastars

i’m currently trying to buy the Lookism domain actually for $20,000

 

[Gaia262]

No he knows me because i’m 6’7” and highly sexually submissive

we spent a lot of time together on Lookism as fellow Megastars

i’m currently trying to buy the Lookism domain actually for $20,000

well i've been with over 100 escorts and i never get this dark triad behaviour thrown at me. Most just respect you within your paid time and thats it, you never get them trying to hussle you outside of that.

It sounds surreal. if you got any blackpilled life lessons you want to give please do.

Can any of these girls ever be tamed and have a functioning relationship or are they a walking parasite.

Should anyone envy what you are seeing/experiencing like they are missing out or is just a toxic shit hole?

 

[Chadeep]

How many Rich Statusmaxxed guys come to your Club?

 

[Deleted member 15260]

well i've been with over 100 escorts and i never get this dark triad behaviour thrown at me. Most just respect you within your paid time and thats it, you never get them trying to hussle you outside of that.

It sounds surreal. if you got any blackpilled life lessons you want to give please do.

Can any of these girls ever be tamed and have a functioning relationship or are they a walking parasite.

Should anyone envy what you are seeing/experiencing like they are missing out or is just a toxic shit hole?

Well i’m from Chicago

many escorts here will either 1) try to upsell
you, 2) rob you, or 3) bait and switch you with a different person, or 4) try to cut your time artificially short. Most prostitutes here are either black or asian and the white hot ones are $800+. Your best luck is going on rubmaps to find a full service asian massage parlor here but it is illegal and you risk STD’s. Do you use Eros or some form of verified site like P411?

they can never be tamed. They all want to open art studios, pursue music, start school back up again, but nothing can beat $600 a night that they don’t have to pay taxes on. They will always remember, even deep into their 40’s, the allure of fast money. My best friend is dating a 43 year old Ex-stripper who is now a “personal assistant” to a rich guy and she makes $1,400 a week. She just hangs out with him while he does coke. Most of these girls can’t even switch CLUBS because they are so stagnant, let alone careers. Then their looks fade and they are 32, 35, and eventually priced out of the stripper scene and have to escort (or it just gets really sad/they try to get married). They are the definition of a walking parasite but they have high level charismatic manipulation skills so you won’t realize it for a long time. Most are not sexual AT ALL.

No one should envy it. One year working nights at a strip club felt like 5 regular years. It wears you down. You are basically part of a cult that stays up until 6AM. Yea you meet a lot of hot mentally unstable girls and get a lot of validation/sex thrown at you occasionally... but it always comes with a price (i.e. then they want you to drive them to indiana or some shit).

Biggest life lesson: Block people like it is your day job. If a girl pisses you off, block her number. I am about to leave this job and will block like 100 numbers. Never invest or follow this sunken cost bullshit. A girl will never “change” how she acts. If you’re a human ATM she is stringing along she will never become some type of sexual Goddess towards you. You teach people how to treat you. The moment I block anyone they kind of change their tune and suddenly “miss” me. So yea... never stay too long in a bad situation. It sounds cringe but just viciously ghost.

 

[Deleted member 15260]

How many Rich Statusmaxxed guys come to your Club?

Roughly none

we had two handsome, rich new york bankers pull up in a limo and their driver waited outside

he yelled DO YOU SERVE MACELLAN HERE? (Ultra expensive whiskey). I need MACELLAN NO 7. (Which is like some type of $7,000 whiskey).

i was like... no....

He was like “macellan is all their is. I’ll give you $500 if you tell me a club where I can get it.”

i pointed him to the more upscale club and off he went

many good looking guys will come with their hot girlfriends (brutal to see how sexually adventurous some couples are).

One rich guy came in after making $2,000,000 by selling his company and he wanted this girl that I liked to give him her clothes so he could dress up in them... then fuck him with a strap on. He was screaming by the ATM “WHAT IS YOUR RENT!!”

she said $4,800. He pulled it out and off they went.

all these side deals are being cut at the club constantly and good looking guys usually will not get a price reduction... if anything they will fuck them for free (good looking statusmaxed guys might come in twice a month however).

most won’t “cheat” on their boyfriends but they will travel to some random suburb 50
Miles away and do coke with two customers and make $1,000 for watching the guy jack off in a stork outfit or some weirdass shit. I think sometimes this turns into prostution if the guy has enough money

all girls that don’t speak english at all are instantly willing to prostitute themselves

there are illegal “underground” secret strip clubs in our city too where a lot of weird shit goes on

 

[Deleted member 15260]

what are ur plans for the future? i know bouncers can get stuck working these dead end jobs for like 5 years and never actually do anything w their lives

Take the Bar Exam and become a lawyer. I have a lot of ethics issues to surpass though so it might not happen. If not i’d like to maybe be a drug addiction counselor/case manager at like a rehab or some shit? Seems like a chill job

 

[fogdart]

well i've been with over 100 escorts and i never get this dark triad behaviour thrown at me. Most just respect you within your paid time and thats it, you never get them trying to hussle you outside of that.

It sounds surreal. if you got any blackpilled life lessons you want to give please do.

Can any of these girls ever be tamed and have a functioning relationship or are they a walking parasite.

Should anyone envy what you are seeing/experiencing like they are missing out or is just a toxic shit hole?

Well i’m from Chicago

many escorts here will either 1) try to upsell
you, 2) rob you, or 3) bait and switch you with a different person, or 4) try to cut your time artificially short. Most prostitutes here are either black or asian and the white hot ones are $800+. Your best luck is going on rubmaps to find a full service asian massage parlor here but it is illegal and you risk STD’s. Do you use Eros or some form of verified site like P411?

they can never be tamed. They all want to open art studios, pursue music, start school back up again, but nothing can beat $600 a night that they don’t have to pay taxes on. They will always remember, even deep into their 40’s, the allure of fast money. My best friend is dating a 43 year old Ex-stripper who is now a “personal assistant” to a rich guy and she makes $1,400 a week. She just hangs out with him while he does coke. Most of these girls can’t even switch CLUBS because they are so stagnant, let alone careers. Then their looks fade and they are 32, 35, and eventually priced out of the stripper scene and have to escort (or it just gets really sad/they try to get married). They are the definition of a walking parasite but they have high level charismatic manipulation skills so you won’t realize it for a long time. Most are not sexual AT ALL.

No one should envy it. One year working nights at a strip club felt like 5 regular years. It wears you down. You are basically part of a cult that stays up until 6AM. Yea you meet a lot of hot mentally unstable girls and get a lot of validation/sex thrown at you occasionally... but it always comes with a price (i.e. then they want you to drive them to indiana or some shit).

Biggest life lesson: Block people like it is your day job. If a girl pisses you off, block her number. I am about to leave this job and will block like 100 numbers. Never invest or follow this sunken cost bullshit. A girl will never “change” how she acts. If you’re a human ATM she is stringing along she will never become some type of sexual Goddess towards you. You teach people how to treat you. The moment I block anyone they kind of change their tune and suddenly “miss” me. So yea... never stay too long in a bad situation. It sounds cringe but just viciously ghost.

Women who work in the sex industry can never have a healthy functioning relationship unless they undergo serious therapy and rehab, which most wouldn't do. Sex work fucks up their neurotransmitters and brain reward system - these women don't do any hard work and get 1000s of dollars of untaxed cash on a daily basis. Because of how easy the money comes they don't learn self-restraint in spending and saving money. I've read countless stories of sex workers who say that they can't have regular sex anymore without getting paid because they feel like they're being used - they associate any act of intimacy with getting paid. The money becomes like a drug to them - they'll always be chasing the next high.

 

[Deleted member 15260]

Women who work in the sex industry can never have a healthy functioning relationship unless they undergo serious therapy and rehab, which most wouldn't do. Sex work fucks up their neurotransmitters and brain reward system - these women don't do any hard work and get 1000s of dollars of untaxed cash on a daily basis. Because of how easy the money comes they don't learn self-restraint in spending and saving money. I've read countless stories of sex workers who say that they can't have regular sex anymore without getting paid because they feel like they're being used - they associate any act of intimacy with getting paid. The money becomes like a drug to them - they'll always be chasing the next high.

Yes

I went out to a dance club with 15 strippers to promote

kids from my high school saw me and were like wtf

but most did NOT want to dance because they werent being paid for it. Their neurotransmitters were fucked up

Like somehow they need to be paid for just being alive and taking a shit

thats what 1000’s of untaxed money will do to you

one girl was gigggling that her meteorologist friend works 7 days a week and makes like $140,000 and she cleared $175,000 last year for “partying”

 

[realrob]

Great thread OP
Bump

 

[Deleted member 18170]

how tall are you?

 

[Deleted member 15260]

how tall are you?

6’7”

 

[Deleted member 18170]

6’7”

mogs me

 

[fate and destiny]

I went to a fondue birthday party for one of the strippers and like 10 were there

one 21 year old asian one stood up and said

EVERYONE. I HAVE A ANNOUMCEMENT

Okay so I know some of you here do sex work like feet stuff and camming and some of you here have paypigs and cash cows on twitter etc

CASHAPP IS CHANGING THEIR LAWS EVERYONE

This month anything over $650 WILL trigger a 1099 girls. So if your slaves or foot fetishee’s send you money have them put “for rent” on it so it will be exempt


It was such a cringe speech tbh

guy should kill himself

lol @ trying to earn brownie points among prossies who wouldn't even fuck you if they were paid

 

[Deleted member 16392]

What a banger thread. Are you the guy from lookism who did the mega Maher thread a few months ago?

1) Why have you stayed for so long in this job?
2) Why does the boss have you on the door? Does he prefer someone with a brain rather than a gymmaxxed nigga who would physically fight everyone?
3) Why is there no retaliation after you call the cops and got their boys arrested?

 

[stevielake]

i fucking hate this Jordanian piece of trash called @Albeacho

 

[one job away]

Some have boyfriend and no most are not chad only they are like.... brad only

only a few date chads

most date like... think first year analyst at Morgan Stanley who has a condo he’s slowly paying off and is a strong 6/10 but went to a catholic college. And he picks her up every night. Like giga-simp. Their lives are so chaotic they stop caring as much about looks and opt for more stability and money and simping

What is brad???


Like what’s the difference between brad and chad?

 

[fate and destiny]

What a banger thread. Are you the guy from lookism who did the mega Maher thread a few months ago?

1) Why have you stayed for so long in this job?
2) Why does the boss have you on the door? Does he prefer someone with a brain rather than a gymmaxxed nigga who would physically fight everyone?
3) Why is there no retaliation after you call the cops and got their boys arrested?

whales is cleaning my trailer floor so i'll answer on his behalf

1. he quit after breaking one of the girls hearts, he didn't have the stomach to face here so he's driving for lyft again
2. whales showed me his bicep on discord a few months ago

Spoiler

the nigger is gymmaxxed no matter what he says.
3. why would there be

 

[one job away]

What is brad???


Like what’s the difference between brad and chad?

@FangedNoumena fr man don’t jfl me

What’s the difference ?

 

[Deleted member 15260]

What a banger thread. Are you the guy from lookism who did the mega Maher thread a few months ago?

1) Why have you stayed for so long in this job?
2) Why does the boss have you on the door? Does he prefer someone with a brain rather than a gymmaxxed nigga who would physically fight everyone?
3) Why is there no retaliation after you call the cops and got their boys arrested?

Yes that was me. It is I, WhalesAreBlue.

1) I only stayed a few months and I left. I only did it for the sexual validation and intrigue. I’m a severe sex addict and I wanted to be around a bunch of girls whose fathers raped them in a garfield mask.

I fucked two of these girls and almost fucked the last one before I left. These girls are animalistic. They are not swiping on Tinder they ONLY care about money. If you can eat their pussy and ass at 6AM when they get off you can slide in for the most part, just toss them $100.

2. My boss was a robust mexican retard named Spooner.

He wanted me at the door because i’m 6’7” and can talk to rich whites and blacks. I can get along with anyone and i’ll never escalate because i’m scared. Chiraq is terrifying and I will never step to anyone even if they come in armed.

This backfired on him on New Years eve when two nigs brought in guns and shot at someone. I called 911 and 20 cops rolled up militant.

The most i’ll ever do is call the cops or get a customer to help me handle someone. I will not fight anyone in Chicago unless they’re a 5’3” white accountant. Anyone else could get the banger from their car and blow me back. Not to mention they can leave... I am there every night.

3. There can always be retaliation. We kicked people out my second day of work and they pulled past the street four times then parked staring at me while I smoked. They flashed a gun. I ran inside. The light changed - red, green, red, green, they just waited there. Terrifying. This is why I never disrespect anyone. One word of disrespect in this city could get your life ended. No black thugs will hurt you if you show them the highest levels of respect. I’m not a tough guy. My boss is way tougher and didn’t give a fuck if anyone shot him.

 

[Deleted member 15260]

@FangedNoumena fr man don’t jfl me

What’s the difference ?

This is a Brad

This is a Chad

Get it?

 

[Deleted member 15260]

The most terrifying thing about working at a strip club is you see the worst of human nature

Every time I turned around someone was hitting a lick

Customers rolex gone

Chain gone

Ring gone

$5,000 gone

I found a wallet in the bathroom and went up +$2,400 (in minecraft)

Safe missing money

Robberies robberies on top of robberies it was the wild west

Girls would whisper to me “don’t record 10 of my dances and i’ll give you $300”

Or they’d grab my crotch and say “steal from this gut and give me half”

Ruthless shit in the Raq my boys

 

[Deleted member 7098]

The most terrifying thing about working at a strip club is you see the worst of human nature

Every time I turned around someone was hitting a lick

Customers rolex gone

Chain gone

Ring gone

$5,000 gone

I found a wallet in the bathroom and went up +$2,400 (in minecraft)

Safe missing money

Robberies robberies on top of robberies it was the wild west

Girls would whisper to me “don’t record 10 of my dances and i’ll give you $300”

Or they’d grab my crotch and say “steal from this gut and give me half”

Ruthless shit in the Raq my boys

what would you say how much money you made on a monthly basis?

how comes you only fucked 1 stripper girl i know guys working in nightclubs that fuck their fellow bartenders on a weekly basis? declined other offers or did all of them expect some form of payment in exchange for sex?

 

[Deleted member 15260]

what would you say how much money you made on a monthly basis?

how comes you only fucked 1 stripper girl i know guys working in nightclubs that fuck their fellow bartenders on a weekly basis? declined other offers or did all of them expect some form of payment in exchange for sex?

Man at the end of the day a lot of these girls live in the ghetto or have weird situations. A lot want money. I declined a few. It’s one thing to fantasize and front and another to actually fuck a savage bitch with no condom in the ghetto when you may wake up with a gun to your head and forced to cashapp her $3,000 and your car on bricks outside

Around $5,000 a month id say but it depended on tips

 

[Deleted member 15260]

what would you say how much money you made on a monthly basis?

how comes you only fucked 1 stripper girl i know guys working in nightclubs that fuck their fellow bartenders on a weekly basis? declined other offers or did all of them expect some form of payment in exchange for sex?

It’s all fun and games until 600 lil jojo pulls up or you contract herpes the bad kind

 

[House Lannister]

Stopped reading thread when I saw Op is 6’7

 

[Deleted member 7098]

Around $5,000 a month

as a fking bouncer, nice

 

[Deleted member 15260]

as a fking bouncer, nice

Some months less

But keep in mind I was basically the only bouncer (new club close to the ghetto)

I risked my life every night

I got tipped out by all girls, DJ, house mom, I valet’d cars. I was dope with all customers and did everything I could and got lots of tips. I steered people towards the right girls if you catch my drift. We stole a little and served people a little. I drove girls home.

It was a real nigga party and DwayneWhite could not get in

And we worked ungodly late hours (in bed by 7AM)

 

[fate and destiny]

best poster now that rl is on a hiatus

keep it up

i know my validation is everything to you

@Benevolent never love heart him again

 

[Deleted member 15260]

@MoeZart

You could make $5,000 a month if you wanted to put up with these nice gentlemen



These people actually showed up to the club by the way one night

The scariest part about dealing with hood niggas is they are high and drunk as fuck but somehow insanely active. Like they are hyper aware of their surroundings after decades of worrying about getting shot. They’re always assesing your strength levels like those dragon ball Z energy sensors. They are like restless vipers who
Could strike you for no reason

 

[Ethniframementalcel]

My manager said if you have more than 15% black girls you become a black club

we have around 10 black girls

they are not interested in white guys and they do the bulk of the prostitution and scamming - they are always trying to leave with customers, they wear apple watches to scam the club out of its fee, they only want to do table dances to nigga music like LiL durk (club doesnt make money off people making it rain)

one wantes me to be her pimp and she said she’d bring $60 back to me but never did

how would wearing apple watches scam the club out of its fee?

 

[Deleted member 4054]

how would wearing apple watches scam the club out of its fee?

Way of getting paid/tipped without club getting their percentage