i wrote a poem for my oneitis

[Deleted member 21735]

it goes like this:

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[JackTheKnife]

Exactly what I would expect from a two.

 

[Primalsplit]

it goes like this:

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How romantic

 

[Deleted member 21735]

How romantic

its more romantic when chad taps that

 

[Primalsplit]

its more romantic when chad taps that

I gues you'd like to watch.

 

[Kater Maxxing]

Gay

 

[Deleted member 21735]

I gues you'd like to watch.

nah it would ruin her mood

 

[Primalsplit]

nah it would ruin her mood

We're reaching cuck levels that previously not thought possible.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

We're reaching cuck levels that previously not thought possible.

i mean if i was in the same room as her, her sex drive would vanish. yes, even with chad in it. her disgust for me is stronger lol

 

[Primalsplit]

i mean if i was in the same room as her, her sex drive would vanish. yes, even with chad in it. her disgust for me is stronger lol

What if you would peek without her knowing?

 

[Deleted member 21735]

What if you would peek without her knowing?

peeking is creepy and turns me off lol

 

[Deleted member 23115]

i had a oneitis for like 2 months and then forgot about her forever. How can you think about her 24/7 for like 10 years?

 

[Deleted member 21735]

i had a oneitis for like 2 months and then forgot about her forever. How can you think about her 24/7 for like 10 years?

this is a different one

 

[Primalsplit]

i had a oneitis for like 2 months and then forgot about her forever. How can you think about her 24/7 for like 10 years?

He probably has mommy issues or something.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

He probably has mommy issues or something.

only 1 girl was mommy tier

 

[Primalsplit]

only 1 girl was mommy tier

Never asked.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Never asked.

what do you think of this girl?

 

[Chinacurry]

Did u send her? Who is she fucking now?

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Did u send her? Who is she fucking now?

idk doubt we will ever talk again

 

[Primalsplit]

what do you think of this girl?

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Somewhat extremely boring. No I don'care about her boobs. She seems very simple and lame.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Somewhat extremely boring. No I don'care about her boobs. She seems very simple and lame.

so you liked my itis better? im gonna go out with her tommoeow

 

[Chinacurry]

idk doubt we will ever talk again

Yeah that's pretty down bad bhai. Do you have loads of other foids in ur dms and foids who are in extended work or social circle wanting to LTR u at least? Then at least u know ur not ugly, it was just location or luck with ur oneitis

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Yeah that's pretty down bad bhai. Do you have loads of other foids in ur dms and foids who are in extended work or social circle wanting to LTR u at least? Then at least u know ur not ugly, it was just location or luck with ur oneitis

im going out with a girl tommooowo

 

[Primalsplit]

so you liked my itis better? im gonna go out with her tommoeow

You gonna? That's kinda cool to hear.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

You gonna? That's kinda cool to hear.

yep and we gonna be playing backgammon. she also iqmogs me cuz she is a doctor

 

[Primalsplit]

yep and we gonna be playing backgammon. she also iqmogs me cuz she is a doctor

Wait. Who is your itis this time?

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Wait. Who is your itis this time?

sadly the previous girl still. i was rly agressive with this one tbh tbh didnt leave anything up to chance. she actually liked my jokes

 

[Dr. Bludy]

it goes like this:

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One day you come home after a long day at work and All you want is to relax RIGHT?? But even that you cant get your wife says the food will be ready in 30 minutes... 30 FUCKING MINUTES ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? You wageslaved all day for this Bitch, kids and shitty house and food isn't even ready??? You calm down okay maybe just maybe Itll be worth the wait... okay??
You open the fridge, take a beer and sit down on the couch... now the food is ready, excited you go and expect something GOOD!!! IT FUCKING SMELLS GREAT OKAY!!! You sit down, take your first bite... ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING YOUR SPITE OUT AT YOUR WIFES FACE YOUR START BEATING UP HER FACE TILL HER NOSE FALLS OFF YOU TAKE A KNIFE AND START SLASHING HER FACE *STAB* *STAB* YOU OPEN HER STOMACH RIP OUT THE HER INTESTINS AND STRANGLE YOUR NEWBORN BABY WITH IT HUSH LITTLE BABY DONT MAKE A SOUND...
One bad day away
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[Primalsplit]

One day you come home after a long day at work and All you want is to relax RIGHT?? But even that you cant get your wife says the food will be ready in 30 minutes... 30 FUCKING MINUTES ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? You wageslaved all day for this Bitch, kids and shitty house and food isn't even ready??? You calm down okay maybe just maybe Itll be worth the wait... okay??
You open the fridge, take a beer and sit down on the couch... now the food is ready, excited you go and expect something GOOD!!! IT FUCKING SMELLS GREAT OKAY!!! You sit down, take your first bite... ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING YOUR SPITE OUT AT YOUR WIFES FACE YOUR START BEATING UP HER FACE TILL HER NOSE FALLS OFF YOU TAKE A KNIFE AND START SLASHING HER FACE *STAB* *STAB* YOU OPEN HER STOMACH RIP OUT THE HER INTESTINS AND STRANGLE YOUR NEWBORN BABY WITH IT HUSH LITTLE BABY DONT MAKE A SOUND...
One bad day away
...

Is this how you got those scars?

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Is this how you got those scars?

No its bcuz A old bum attacked me

 

[Deleted member 22918]

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