ideally, can a man beat a chimpanzee?

[LettersfromAgartha]

To answer that question, Yes he can
Once I get that PMAX nail limb lengthening, run high dose HGH, train in some martial art on some baki shi, pin test, and forget. Within 10 years or so I'll be in Thailand, posted up like this to the 5'4 panfaced gook zookeeper

Then he has no choice but to let me fight a mature chimpanzee because of my high test I emit through my pores(even with Accutane permanently making my pores smaller, I have too much testosterone that it still comes out)
Then I see the little fucker

Hes chilling back, thinking shits sweet. he thinks his zookeeper will bring him a victim he will kill for sport. "Muh chimpanzee is 1.5-2x stronger than a huma-" soylent scientists will never have the testosterone i will have.
Then when I walk into the habitat, his primate fight or flight instinct activates. He knows im a bigger threat than his grain-fed manlet zookeeper armed with a tranq dart filled with cheap Thai ket.
and he tries walking to me, trying to display his dominance over me.

Little does he know, ive been training for this exact moment, expecting the battle of a lifetime. I stand tall in front of him, heightmogging as I smile down on him and say one last line.
"7 minutes, 7 minutes is all i can spare to play with you."

Before he can even go for a lunge bite he reserves for defenseless foids, I grab him by the neck with my 400+ PSI grip strength and start swinging his 85-pound body

All he is to me is a turbo manlet with fast twitch muscles.
I get disappointed; all the pain I went through, and he's easily down like that?
With one final move, I do a fatality with the spear-chucking I learned from the Maasai tribe years ago. My native american apache DNA kicks in.

And I send him to the depths of Mumbai, where he will be used as a warm fleshlight for Mahadalits (they'll confuse him for a sheboon nigger)

His fate now. A fate worse than death itself.

TDLR: it's possible for a human being to take down a chimpanzee if they follow this guide.

high quality thread

this guy is getting raped by a chimpanzee, not me.

 

[nier]

no he can't but i respect the effort for the guide

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

no he can't but i respect the effort for the guide

Then you have no ambitions, you underestimate the indomitable human spirit

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

Bump
@fallen442 @Peubert Yes its possible for man to beat a chimpanzee, anyone who says otherwise is an IQlet.

@Wicket @2s2f @tansel

 

[tansel]

in nature i have fought many chimpanzees

oftentimes along with @Prøphet

they are essentially idiots

as such

& they are very easy to dominate

i am the king of the jungle

so to speak

obviously a king is completely imaginary and it has no meaning

seeing as it is a man made title & it exists only in your mind

but still

 

[Blasian-K]

Yo,
@LettersfromAgartha, why is this even a question? Niggss acting like we haven't seen great feats of strength before.

Take into account the Filipinos; they man-handled you (after drinking, of course, you were off guard)! But I've seen a group of seven sea gooks take down an elephant barehanded after a wild night.

Also another member of the forum, @ANON, went in detail as well about defeating a chimp.

I'll – I'm trying to say is I believe you. And the nay-sayers are skimpy-ass low-T-fags! @negative thoughts!?

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

in nature i have fought many chimpanzees

oftentimes along with @Prøphet

they are essentially idiots

as such

& they are very easy to dominate

i am the king of the jungle

so to speak

obviously a king is completely imaginary and it has no meaning

seeing as it is a man made title & it exists only in your mind

but still

Would you fight a silverback gorilla? i never seen a user here with this much testosterone yet

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

Yo,
@LettersfromAgartha, why is this even a question? Niggss acting like we haven't seen great feats of strength before.

Take into account the Filipinos; they man-handled you (after drinking, of course, you were off guard)! But I've seen a group of seven sea gooks take down an elephant barehanded after a wild night.

Also another member of the forum, @ANON, went in detail as well about defeating a chimp.

I'll – I'm trying to say is I believe you. And the nay-sayers are skimpy-ass low-T-fags! @negative thoughts!?

mirin death grips song

but dude i was blacked out drunk. if im fighting a chimpanzee, ima be off meth just so i can match his aggression and show him who a true tweaker from LA can do to a measly primate

 

[bleedingpine]

To answer that question, Yes he can
Once I get that PMAX nail limb lengthening, run high dose HGH, train in some martial art on some baki shi, pin test, and forget. Within 10 years or so I'll be in Thailand, posted up like this to the 5'4 panfaced gook zookeeper
View attachment 5612062
Then he has no choice but to let me fight a mature chimpanzee because of my high test I emit through my pores(even with Accutane permanently making my pores smaller, I have too much testosterone that it still comes out)
Then I see the little fucker

Hes chilling back, thinking shits sweet. he thinks his zookeeper will bring him a victim he will kill for sport. "Muh chimpanzee is 1.5-2x stronger than a huma-" soylent scientists will never have the testosterone i will have.
Then when I walk into the habitat, his primate fight or flight instinct activates. He knows im a bigger threat than his grain-fed manlet zookeeper armed with a tranq dart filled with cheap Thai ket.
and he tries walking to me, trying to display his dominance over me.

Little does he know, ive been training for this exact moment, expecting the battle of a lifetime. I stand tall in front of him, heightmogging as I smile down on him and say one last line.
"7 minutes, 7 minutes is all i can spare to play with you."

Before he can even go for a lunge bite he reserves for defenseless foids, I grab him by the neck with my 400+ PSI grip strength and start swinging his 85-pound body

All he is to me is a turbo manlet with fast twitch muscles.
I get disappointed; all the pain I went through, and he's easily down like that?
With one final move, I do a fatality with the spear-chucking I learned from the Maasai tribe years ago. My native american apache DNA kicks in.
View attachment 5612140
And I send him to the depths of Mumbai, where he will be used as a warm fleshlight for Mahadalits (they'll confuse him for a sheboon nigger)

View attachment 5612097
His fate now. A fate worse than death itself.

TDLR: it's possible for a human being to take down a chimpanzee if they follow this guide.

high quality thread
View attachment 5612197
this guy is getting raped by a chimpanzee, not me.

lol crazy high effort thread but most def not. based avi

 

[egyptianslayr]

To answer that question, Yes he can
Once I get that PMAX nail limb lengthening, run high dose HGH, train in some martial art on some baki shi, pin test, and forget. Within 10 years or so I'll be in Thailand, posted up like this to the 5'4 panfaced gook zookeeper
View attachment 5612062
Then he has no choice but to let me fight a mature chimpanzee because of my high test I emit through my pores(even with Accutane permanently making my pores smaller, I have too much testosterone that it still comes out)
Then I see the little fucker

Hes chilling back, thinking shits sweet. he thinks his zookeeper will bring him a victim he will kill for sport. "Muh chimpanzee is 1.5-2x stronger than a huma-" soylent scientists will never have the testosterone i will have.
Then when I walk into the habitat, his primate fight or flight instinct activates. He knows im a bigger threat than his grain-fed manlet zookeeper armed with a tranq dart filled with cheap Thai ket.
and he tries walking to me, trying to display his dominance over me.

Little does he know, ive been training for this exact moment, expecting the battle of a lifetime. I stand tall in front of him, heightmogging as I smile down on him and say one last line.
"7 minutes, 7 minutes is all i can spare to play with you."

Before he can even go for a lunge bite he reserves for defenseless foids, I grab him by the neck with my 400+ PSI grip strength and start swinging his 85-pound body

All he is to me is a turbo manlet with fast twitch muscles.
I get disappointed; all the pain I went through, and he's easily down like that?
With one final move, I do a fatality with the spear-chucking I learned from the Maasai tribe years ago. My native american apache DNA kicks in.
View attachment 5612140
And I send him to the depths of Mumbai, where he will be used as a warm fleshlight for Mahadalits (they'll confuse him for a sheboon nigger)

View attachment 5612097
His fate now. A fate worse than death itself.

TDLR: it's possible for a human being to take down a chimpanzee if they follow this guide.

high quality thread
View attachment 5612197
this guy is getting raped by a chimpanzee, not me.

one of the best threads Ive ever seen

 

[tansel]

Would you fight a silverback gorilla? i never seen a user here with this much testosterone yet

there is no animal i wouldn’t fight haha

i would fight any animal or any human

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

lol crazy high effort thread but most def not. based avi

i love the sematary avi

one of the best threads Ive ever seen

i was posted up writing this thread for 30 mins

there is no animal i wouldn’t fight haha

i would fight any animal or any human

you would fight animal and human but what about a low tier god?

 

[niggaboy0321]

Only People like me can beat a chimp

 

[Prøphet]

Horrible slave fighting strategy

In nature you would use a spear on the chimpanzees neck, before jumping to bite his neck in order to access the organs

Or of course a trap made of leaves and rope

Or a rock

Using your actual arms or hands just adds unnecessary stress

 

[supergoat972]

No, unless he has weapons

 

[Wicket]

Bump
@fallen442 @Peubert Yes its possible for man to beat a chimpanzee, anyone who says otherwise is an IQlet.

@Wicket @2s2f @tansel

One chimp ripped the face off of some woman and everyone thinks their some alpha animal

 

[JoelBeetwo]

To answer that question, Yes he can
Once I get that PMAX nail limb lengthening, run high dose HGH, train in some martial art on some baki shi, pin test, and forget. Within 10 years or so I'll be in Thailand, posted up like this to the 5'4 panfaced gook zookeeper
View attachment 5612062
Then he has no choice but to let me fight a mature chimpanzee because of my high test I emit through my pores(even with Accutane permanently making my pores smaller, I have too much testosterone that it still comes out)
Then I see the little fucker

Hes chilling back, thinking shits sweet. he thinks his zookeeper will bring him a victim he will kill for sport. "Muh chimpanzee is 1.5-2x stronger than a huma-" soylent scientists will never have the testosterone i will have.
Then when I walk into the habitat, his primate fight or flight instinct activates. He knows im a bigger threat than his grain-fed manlet zookeeper armed with a tranq dart filled with cheap Thai ket.
and he tries walking to me, trying to display his dominance over me.

Little does he know, ive been training for this exact moment, expecting the battle of a lifetime. I stand tall in front of him, heightmogging as I smile down on him and say one last line.
"7 minutes, 7 minutes is all i can spare to play with you."

Before he can even go for a lunge bite he reserves for defenseless foids, I grab him by the neck with my 400+ PSI grip strength and start swinging his 85-pound body

All he is to me is a turbo manlet with fast twitch muscles.
I get disappointed; all the pain I went through, and he's easily down like that?
With one final move, I do a fatality with the spear-chucking I learned from the Maasai tribe years ago. My native american apache DNA kicks in.
View attachment 5612140
And I send him to the depths of Mumbai, where he will be used as a warm fleshlight for Mahadalits (they'll confuse him for a sheboon nigger)

View attachment 5612097
His fate now. A fate worse than death itself.

TDLR: it's possible for a human being to take down a chimpanzee if they follow this guide.

high quality thread
View attachment 5612197
this guy is getting raped by a chimpanzee, not me.

i can, i would fucking eat the chimpanzee for dinner

 

[PacebPVP]

i couldn't beat a chimpanzee personally but i think i could defeat a cassowary, they seem overrated

 

[jeremyy]

To answer that question, Yes he can
Once I get that PMAX nail limb lengthening, run high dose HGH, train in some martial art on some baki shi, pin test, and forget. Within 10 years or so I'll be in Thailand, posted up like this to the 5'4 panfaced gook zookeeper
View attachment 5612062
Then he has no choice but to let me fight a mature chimpanzee because of my high test I emit through my pores(even with Accutane permanently making my pores smaller, I have too much testosterone that it still comes out)
Then I see the little fucker

Hes chilling back, thinking shits sweet. he thinks his zookeeper will bring him a victim he will kill for sport. "Muh chimpanzee is 1.5-2x stronger than a huma-" soylent scientists will never have the testosterone i will have.
Then when I walk into the habitat, his primate fight or flight instinct activates. He knows im a bigger threat than his grain-fed manlet zookeeper armed with a tranq dart filled with cheap Thai ket.
and he tries walking to me, trying to display his dominance over me.

Little does he know, ive been training for this exact moment, expecting the battle of a lifetime. I stand tall in front of him, heightmogging as I smile down on him and say one last line.
"7 minutes, 7 minutes is all i can spare to play with you."

Before he can even go for a lunge bite he reserves for defenseless foids, I grab him by the neck with my 400+ PSI grip strength and start swinging his 85-pound body

All he is to me is a turbo manlet with fast twitch muscles.
I get disappointed; all the pain I went through, and he's easily down like that?
With one final move, I do a fatality with the spear-chucking I learned from the Maasai tribe years ago. My native american apache DNA kicks in.
View attachment 5612140
And I send him to the depths of Mumbai, where he will be used as a warm fleshlight for Mahadalits (they'll confuse him for a sheboon nigger)

View attachment 5612097
His fate now. A fate worse than death itself.

TDLR: it's possible for a human being to take down a chimpanzee if they follow this guide.

high quality thread
View attachment 5612197
this guy is getting raped by a chimpanzee, not me.

hed maul you like travis did

 

[subhuman37]

To answer that question, Yes he can
Once I get that PMAX nail limb lengthening, run high dose HGH, train in some martial art on some baki shi, pin test, and forget. Within 10 years or so I'll be in Thailand, posted up like this to the 5'4 panfaced gook zookeeper
View attachment 5612062
Then he has no choice but to let me fight a mature chimpanzee because of my high test I emit through my pores(even with Accutane permanently making my pores smaller, I have too much testosterone that it still comes out)
Then I see the little fucker

Hes chilling back, thinking shits sweet. he thinks his zookeeper will bring him a victim he will kill for sport. "Muh chimpanzee is 1.5-2x stronger than a huma-" soylent scientists will never have the testosterone i will have.
Then when I walk into the habitat, his primate fight or flight instinct activates. He knows im a bigger threat than his grain-fed manlet zookeeper armed with a tranq dart filled with cheap Thai ket.
and he tries walking to me, trying to display his dominance over me.

Little does he know, ive been training for this exact moment, expecting the battle of a lifetime. I stand tall in front of him, heightmogging as I smile down on him and say one last line.
"7 minutes, 7 minutes is all i can spare to play with you."

Before he can even go for a lunge bite he reserves for defenseless foids, I grab him by the neck with my 400+ PSI grip strength and start swinging his 85-pound body

All he is to me is a turbo manlet with fast twitch muscles.
I get disappointed; all the pain I went through, and he's easily down like that?
With one final move, I do a fatality with the spear-chucking I learned from the Maasai tribe years ago. My native american apache DNA kicks in.
View attachment 5612140
And I send him to the depths of Mumbai, where he will be used as a warm fleshlight for Mahadalits (they'll confuse him for a sheboon nigger)

View attachment 5612097
His fate now. A fate worse than death itself.

TDLR: it's possible for a human being to take down a chimpanzee if they follow this guide.

high quality thread
View attachment 5612197
this guy is getting raped by a chimpanzee, not me.

No but it’s funny how everyone that says they can is a mommas boy who never got in a fight in their life

 

[Jason Voorhees]

If the man is big enough and fast enough yes. Men are bigger than chimpanzees but chimps are lot strong pound for pound and a lot more vicious.