If blackgymmaxx was on the side of the road hitchhiking would you pick him up?

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Thread title. Would you stop and pick up @Blackgymmax if it was a snowstorm and he was hitchhiking?
 
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Thread title. Would you stop and pick up @Blackgymmax if it was a snowstorm and he was hitchhiking?
Only if he promised to use that bbc of his
 
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Bbc cuckposting is too addictive
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Who would pick up a jacked nigger
 
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I would pick him up to drive him to your house
 
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Who would pick up a jacked nigger
I would only pick you up since I know you, but if I didn't then no since I would never consider picking up any strangers.
 
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He’d take one look at my skin colour and refuse to get in the car
 
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Yes but only if he promised to fuck my wife so I could have a lightskin mogger son.
 
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Lol I’d put him in my backseat and drive his black ass right back to the plantation he escaped from
 
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yes, i was put on this earth to do charity, to help the lower classes
 
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Black 🐒 🦍🦧⚫Gym 💪🏾🏋🏾👊🏾 Maxx 💯💥

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Burnin' jazz on the radio, pedal to the metal, reclined in my seat as I turned on cruise control down this never-ending straight road with the view of a never-ending horizon for this never-ending drive in no-fucking-where. But honestly, I was chillin'.

Chillin' until I saw a dark humanoid figure, growing ever bigger as I approached it at 90 mph. A black male, tall, with a muscular build. Adorned with dreads, an apron with a badge saying @Blackgymmax, and chains. He was holding out his thumb. "What the diggity duck is this man doing out here?" I asked to myself.

I decided to stop and pull over.

"Yo, you need a ride?"

"Yeah."

The man hopped on the passenger seat and closed the door. We then began our ride.

After some five minutes of silence, the man muttered, "damn."

"What's the matter," I asked.

"Bro I'm feelin' so down an' out today. It's so fucking over for me."

"Over, for you? No way! What happened? Did someone do something to you?"

"Yeah," the man responded. "Mogged by a darkskin who's like 0.2 psl above me objectively and confirmed by women. Over. :feelswhy:"

I was taken aback. I hadn't a single iota of the mimbly-jimbly jargon this man spewed out of his mouth.

He continued. "It's not by a drastic margin. He barely mogs me as we are both facially gl. Fuck him, I need to improve. I can't rely on mogging him with body halo. That's low class cheap shotting."

The man stops talking to take a closer look at a Polaroid photo dangling from my rear mirror: it's a homie of mine, @Montel Atoge. The best-looking motherfucker I've ever met in my life.

To which he says of him, "Htn with ltn appeal due to pheno."

At that point, my confusion led to exasperation. I stopped the car, opened the door, and pushed him out. I then sped away.

Good riddance.
 
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Burnin' jazz on the radio, pedal to the metal, reclined in my seat as I turned on cruise control down this never-ending straight road with the view of a never-ending horizon for this never-ending drive in no-fucking-where. But honestly, I was chillin'.

Chillin' until I saw a dark humanoid figure, growing ever bigger as I approached it at 90 mph. A black male, tall, with a muscular build. Adorned with dreads, an apron with a badge saying @Blackgymmax, and chains. He was holding out his thumb. "What the diggity duck is this man doing out here?" I asked to myself.

I decided to stop and pull over.

"Yo, you need a ride?"

"Yeah."

The man hopped on the passenger seat and closed the door. We then began our ride.

After some five minutes of silence, the man muttered, "damn."

"What's the matter," I asked.

"Bro I'm feelin' so down an' out today. It's so fucking over for me."

"Over, for you? No way! What happened? Did someone do something to you?"

"Yeah," the man responded. "Mogged by a darkskin who's like 0.2 psl above me objectively and confirmed by women. Over. :feelswhy:"

I was taken aback. I hadn't a single iota of the mimbly-jimbly jargon this man spewed out of his mouth.

He continued. "It's not by a drastic margin. He barely mogs me as we are both facially gl. Fuck him, I need to improve. I can't rely on mogging him with body halo. That's low class cheap shotting."

The man stops talking to take a closer look at a Polaroid photo dangling from my rear mirror: it's a homie of mine, @Montel Atoge. The best-looking motherfucker I've ever met in my life.

To which he says of him, "Htn with ltn appeal due to pheno."

At that point, my confusion led to exasperation. I stopped the car, opened the door, and pushed him out. I then sped away.

Good riddance.
“best looking” this brought a tear to my eye what a beautiful story homie 🤣😍
 
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Burnin' jazz on the radio, pedal to the metal, reclined in my seat as I turned on cruise control down this never-ending straight road with the view of a never-ending horizon for this never-ending drive in no-fucking-where. But honestly, I was chillin'.

Chillin' until I saw a dark humanoid figure, growing ever bigger as I approached it at 90 mph. A black male, tall, with a muscular build. Adorned with dreads, an apron with a badge saying @Blackgymmax, and chains. He was holding out his thumb. "What the diggity duck is this man doing out here?" I asked to myself.

I decided to stop and pull over.

"Yo, you need a ride?"

"Yeah."

The man hopped on the passenger seat and closed the door. We then began our ride.

After some five minutes of silence, the man muttered, "damn."

"What's the matter," I asked.

"Bro I'm feelin' so down an' out today. It's so fucking over for me."

"Over, for you? No way! What happened? Did someone do something to you?"

"Yeah," the man responded. "Mogged by a darkskin who's like 0.2 psl above me objectively and confirmed by women. Over. :feelswhy:"

I was taken aback. I hadn't a single iota of the mimbly-jimbly jargon this man spewed out of his mouth.

He continued. "It's not by a drastic margin. He barely mogs me as we are both facially gl. Fuck him, I need to improve. I can't rely on mogging him with body halo. That's low class cheap shotting."

The man stops talking to take a closer look at a Polaroid photo dangling from my rear mirror: it's a homie of mine, @Montel Atoge. The best-looking motherfucker I've ever met in my life.

To which he says of him, "Htn with ltn appeal due to pheno."

At that point, my confusion led to exasperation. I stopped the car, opened the door, and pushed him out. I then sped away.

Good riddance.
“best looking” this brought a tear to my eye what a beautiful story homie 🤣😍
 
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idk why my message came out twice 🤣
 
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I m still fairly new here so i could be wrong, but he sounds pretty high sentience. Not "for a nigger", just high sentience
 
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Thread title. Would you stop and pick up @Blackgymmax if it was a snowstorm and he was hitchhiking?
I know him, seems like a nice dude. Ofc i would pick him up.

And then we ride together into the horizon, eating chicken wings and listening to Dr. Dre together
dr dre compton GIF

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I m still fairly new here so i could by wrong, but he sounds pretty high sentience. Not "for a nigger", just high sentience
Yeah, he just tricks people into thinking he's low-sentience due to his shitposting.
 
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I m still fairly new here so i could be wrong, but he sounds pretty high sentience. Not "for a nigger", just high sentience
What does sentience mean, I’ve never heard of that word before in my life
 
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Feel like it’s very unnecessary to mention it here with a bunch of guys jus know it’s big 🤣🤣
Pm proof @Exterminator literally sent me his dick pic
 
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What does sentience mean, I’ve never heard of that word before in my life

It's used as a synonym for awareness/self-awareness on these forums all the time (even though this isnt really accurate)
 
Pm proof @Exterminator literally sent me his dick pic
Hahahaha why would u do that🤣 it can be used against u and will be on the internet forever
 
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Hahahaha why would u do that🤣 it can be used against u and will be on the internet forever
he just blurred it out and i dont care enbough to doxx
 
It's used as a synonym for awareness/self-awareness on these forums all the time (even though this isnt really accurate)
Oh I get u, Yh I can say I’m definitely self aware
 
he just blurred it out and i dont care enbough to doxx
I’m good bro, it’s very unchristianlike to do that, I’ve never sent anythin like that to anyone and never will 👍🏿
 
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