If blackgymmaxx was on the side of the road hitchhiking would you pick him up?

[Deleted member 26776]

Come pick my cotton nigger

May God bless u my guy

 

[kranerman23123]

Is he squinting and jutting while he does it?

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Thread title. Would you stop and pick up @Blackgymmax if it was a snowstorm and he was hitchhiking?

I can't drive but yes I'd stop and pick up @Blackgymmax he's my bhai.

 

[Deleted member 16275]

Burnin' jazz on the radio, pedal to the metal, reclined in my seat as I turned on cruise control down this never-ending straight road with the view of a never-ending horizon for this never-ending drive in no-fucking-where. But honestly, I was chillin'.

Chillin' until I saw a dark humanoid figure, growing ever bigger as I approached it at 90 mph. A black male, tall, with a muscular build. Adorned with dreads, an apron with a badge saying @Blackgymmax, and chains. He was holding out his thumb. "What the diggity duck is this man doing out here?" I asked to myself.

I decided to stop and pull over.

"Yo, you need a ride?"

"Yeah."

The man hopped on the passenger seat and closed the door. We then began our ride.

After some five minutes of silence, the man muttered, "damn."

"What's the matter," I asked.

"Bro I'm feelin' so down an' out today. It's so fucking over for me."

"Over, for you? No way! What happened? Did someone do something to you?"

"Yeah," the man responded. "Mogged by a darkskin who's like 0.2 psl above me objectively and confirmed by women. Over. "

I was taken aback. I hadn't a single iota of the mimbly-jimbly jargon this man spewed out of his mouth.

He continued. "It's not by a drastic margin. He barely mogs me as we are both facially gl. Fuck him, I need to improve. I can't rely on mogging him with body halo. That's low class cheap shotting."

The man stops talking to take a closer look at a Polaroid photo dangling from my rear mirror: it's a homie of mine, @Montel Atoge. The best-looking motherfucker I've ever met in my life.

To which he says of him, "Htn with ltn appeal due to pheno."

At that point, my confusion led to exasperation. I stopped the car, opened the door, and pushed him out. I then sped away.

Good riddance.

@Vermilioncore worthy shit

 

[Deleted member 25938]

@Vermilioncore worthy shit

I'm his alt

 

[Deleted member 23772]

Only if i received a membership of his gym